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This is the pene word anon with an update… Me and a couple friends went out to an italian restaurant and all decided to do a toast… Zio told them about my question i asked his family so they decided to do a toast… “A toast to Pene” they said and then Zio told me that they didn’t know what that word was either. So they gave a toast to a part of the male anatomy and we heard the people in the kitchen along with the servers laugh. I’m having more fun after discovering this blog

July 20, 2016

Did you ask to have some pene pasta made?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Either way, here’s a toast to the mighty pene!

– Ezio Auditore

Confessions, Paola's Choice

July 17, 2016

‘Me and my friend Paola are dancing in the night club with small egg vibrators in our pussies that are controlled by Jacob from the distance. He watches us shaking because he switched on the highest speed. We decide to teach him a lesson and begin to kiss right there, massaging each other’s tits. He can’t stand this for too long, that’s why we move upstairs where we’re standing near small balcony. I lick Paola’s pussy under her skirt and jack off Jacob’s dick at the same time, while they both are kissing. Then Jacob bends me over the balcony, fucking me with his cock and Paola – with his fingers. She and I are moaning, giving sloppy wet kisses to one another. Our naked boobs can be seen from the first floor but who cares when Jacob makes her and me orgasm so hard. We blow him simultaneously and share his sperm between us afterwards.’

Confession [x]

Ah, mia cara, you certainly know what my weakness is. (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ And now I need to take a break from my duties and… partake of the festivities you have expertly described. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

In the words of Signore Frye: Shall we? I believe he is waiting in his own confessional booth~

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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I have finally played assassin creed syndicate (which is awesome) and as a result I have fallen in love with Jacob even more.

July 12, 2016

Well, well… Welcome to the Rooks!

Wait… That’s not my line at all! Anyway, we’re very glad you have played the game, now you have more inspiration to come up with some dirty confessions, am I right? After all, who can say no to this face?

We, and Jacob, shall be waiting for them!

~Claudia

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If you happen to see Edward Kenway someday…. Tell him he has all my attention… :>

July 11, 2016

Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh

As you can see you have all of his attention, too

(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)

~ Signora Paola

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I know this is completely random, but I think I would die of happiness if Noah Watts read any of my confessions. Or at least my life would be complete. Challenge accepted! To write great confessions that even he would take notice of.

July 10, 2016

Take care not to fall over with excitement, my friend!

We have gotten several messages expressing quite a bit of hysteria whenever their own Connor confessions were liked or even reblogged by @thenoahwatts ;D

And yes, please do send us more of your Connor confessions! He waits for them like a hungry wolf~

~ Signora Paola

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Church of Jacob should have a sub level of church of Kenway

July 10, 2016

I do believe that the Church of Kenway is a separate church all together, considering the number of… devotees each Kenway man has. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nay, let me change my answer. It shouldn’t be a called a Church of Kenway at all. It should be called The Parish of Kenway. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

~ Signora Paola

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Just wanted to let you guys know that I found this blog through my history teacher (not that I’m complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ). Is that weird or is it just me?

July 8, 2016

That is incredibly awkward, unless your teacher has also secretly sent in some confessions…

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio Auditore

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July 8, 2016

Connor VS Jacob

Dio mio, are you seriously making me choose between these two? Since we received two prompts for both, can I just say that I’ll answer Connor in @artsymistress’ message and Jacob in anon’s?

…..No? Merda. Fine. *whispering*Jacob*whispering*

Connor and I can do a very interesting horizontal tango in space since I highly doubt Jacob has the grace to pull off zero gravity sex *coughs*

Haytham VS Edward

Haytham. I feel like things would end soon with Edward. DON’T SHOOT ME.

Edward VS Jacob

Team Edward VS Team Jacob, huh? Thank God my name isn’t Bella. ;P I’ll go for the werewolf–errr, I mean Jacob. ;D

Edward VS Shay

Shay. I AM SO SORRY, EDWARD. I KNOW YOU’RE FUN IN BED, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BE A WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MA’AM SORT.

~ Signora Paola

Connor, but also because I haven’t played Syndicate yet so I can’t really say much about Jacob *orz
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Hmm, a tough one…I’d say Haytham, but that could also be because I’ve now started writing my Haytham/reader fic and that Templar is all I can think about lately, lol.
Eddy
ugggh tough choices! Okay, Shay.

– Ezio Auditore

This ask meme’s really unfair to me… >.>

Connor vs. Jacob (x2)

Ha, since we got this one twice… Why not both Connor & Jacob? I’m very bad at choosing the best of two worlds, please don’t hold it against me~

Haytham vs. Edward