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November 30, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What type of underwear they would prefer their female lover to use? ask meme! Specifically (since the Rosa in Fiore is all about the dirtiness), the type of lingerie that would arouse them and drive them wild with desire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Very classic corset + underwear + garter + stockings combo. He’s not very particular with the design nor the material. All he needs to see is these four together and he’d want to remove them from you… or maybe even hold off the gratification for a bit and he’d ask you to walk around the room only wearing them. Imagine having a very private dinner with Mr. Kenway and you’re only wearing that.

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Any type of underwear that has ribbons or laces that he could unfasten – that *could* include a corset, but we don’t think he has the patience to unlace everything 😉 It feels like he’s unwrapping a very exquisite gift when he does so, and we can imagine that he would be the type to tease you and undo those ribbons very slowly (maybe even whisper obscene things to really work you up). When he uses his teeth to untie them you know he’s really hungry.

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Babydoll/slip, especially the kind that leaves some to the imagination, like a fabric that still covers the important bits 😉 Underwear for him is that crucial final layer of clothing, one that needs to be savoured to the fullest. We also think he likes to be teased visually, so having to raise the hem of your slip to reveal whatever you’re wearing (or not wearing) underneath is enough to get him going.

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Any type of underwear that’s made of lace. He loves how they look and how opulent they seem to be. Like Jacob with his ribbons, to him all that embroidery makes it seem that you are a prized gift waiting to be unwrapped by him. 😉 He may even like the feeling of it to the point that he’d ask you to wear lace gloves while you’re about to jerk him off.

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Any type of corset, whether it’s the underbust, full cup, waist cincher, demi plunge… you name it, he loves it. Unlike Haytham who likes seeing the “full package” (so to speak), Arno’s singular love for the corset is due to the fact that it not only makes your waist tiny, but it pushes your breasts upwards. He also loves the act of untying those laces behind you, though if he’s really impatient you might watch out for that hidden blade.

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Anything that’s made of satin. She loves how it feels underneath her fingertips and how easily they’d glide (or slide off) from your skin. Now, she’s very practical when it comes to her own underwear (as we stated in our headcanons about what the Assassins would wear), but even she owns her set of satin underwear, to be used during those special nights with you 😉

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He doesn’t really care what you wear up top though he’d likely want that you’d wear no bra *coughs* What would really get him excited is if you’re wearing a g-string. He’s absolutely shameless about it, too, because he’s the sort who would buy you one. He might try to convince you to wear one for the beach, but whether or not you agree he’d eventually realise that he wants you wearing it for his eyes only.

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September 19, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What they would do on their lover’s birthday? ask meme! ♥ We really apologise for the tardiness of our response! We’ve been so busy with our work outside La Rosa in Fiore!

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No big parties here, he just wants to celebrate it with you privately. Of course, if you want to throw a party he wouldn’t object; just expect him to organise a different celebration where it’s only the two of you. He’d want to take you outdoors, maybe camping (if you’re not too adverse to it) or going to a place you really want to relax in. Maybe a lodge in a beautiful place or even a beach – imagine Connor in shorts or even swimming trunks, that should tick off one birthday wish for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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He wants you to feel like a princess, so this is how it’s going to happen: He would hire your own chauffeur who would take you to places he already booked and paid for – a spa for a massage, a salon for a fancy haircut/hairstyling and make-up, a clothes shop where you can buy to your heart’s content (thank God for deep Assassin pockets). Then finally when you arrive in the restaurant you’re supposed to meet him you find out that it’s full of your friends and Arno is right in the middle of it, looking very much like a Prince Charming. Best of all – you find out that the birthday cake was personally baked by him.

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Paola has her own headcanons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He’d be a little excessive about it, like the stuff you see in movies. How? We could see him pretending that it’s just a normal birthday date. Nighttime comes and you’re in this park with other people. Suddenly, one group starts singing you a song you’ve never heard before. You don’t really pay attention until something in the lyrics catches your attention: They’re singing about you. To your utter surprise Jacob joins in, and before long the entire park is filled with song about you with him leading it. All the while you’re just standing there dumbfounded and feeling like you’re in a Disney movie.

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Mister Kenway would make sure you enjoy your day with your loved ones and friends first arranging a party and making sure your guests enjoy themselves as well. Later then, he would take you for a private dinner for two at a fancy restaurant. Not only are you the only ones in the restaurant, but you also have your very own quartet performing you your favourite songs. You can pick your favorite meal and drink and he wouldn’t even mind the price. This is your day and you deserve the best.

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We think that Shay would organize a surprise party with all your friends and family. You wouldn’t even expect what he has been planning through the weeks, but in case you’re starting to suspect something fishy he’s going to leave you sweet little notes everywhere during your special day. Once you get home: SURPRISE!! The cake is your favorite flavor, the music makes you want to dance and who better than to dance with your delightful boyfriend?

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September 2, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What are their erogenous zone/s, the spots that would make them grow wild with desire? ask meme! ♥

For this ask, we are foregoing the pene since it is, well, the most obvious erogenous zone for men. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also, we’re adding pictures of the specific spots, too, just in case you need inspiration for any future confessions. ;D

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(Please don’t look at his crotch) We think his thighs would be quite sensitive. Think about it…He’s always running and working, which makes his thighs look so muscular and tense… You would run your hands over them while he’s still clothed getting him to relax under your touch. Then once his clothes are off you would trail your fingertips over them, leaving him a panting mess. After that you would kiss, lick and, hey why not, suck his skin avoiding that area we all know is begging for your attention. He will either beg you for release or take matters into his own hands.

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His outfits leave us with a lovely view of his delectable neck, so we believe that would be his weak spot. You would kiss your way up his neck pulling in his hair a little to give you more access, until you find his pulse biting down on it, sucking on the skin, leaving some marks. Then you can go even higher to that spot right below his ear and lick him there only to blow some air on his now wet skin. He would shiver in excitement, soft moans escaping his mouth at your teasing treatment on his neck. After that he might return the favor, who knows where…

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We’ve seen the lovely tattoos on his back; wouldn’t you love to trace your fingers across them? Lucky for you, Edward loves to have his back caressed that way, especially if you start using your fingernails. It doesn’t take much to warm him up, but it would be nice to give him a back massage first and feeling his muscles tense and relax under your touch. Mix it with light scratches, too, and you’d have him growling in no time. And when he’s giving it to you and you can’t help but graze your fingernails harder on his back, then get ready for the ride of your life because he’s going to give it to you hard.

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Altair has the hands of a killer, but they

are sensitive as well. He loses it went you take his hands and lick the slowly paying special attention to his fingers and the palm of his hand. You would take his fingers into his mouth and suck on them eagerly, perhaps as a promise to him of what’s to come. Then you would nibble lightly his skin, specially around his missing finger as the skin the is rather sensitive. He would be more than ready to see your expert mouth work it’s magic elsewhere.

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Well, is anyone really surprised that we think his most sensitive spot is his butt? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lucky for him (and you), his gluteus maximus is just so… lovely to look at that you can’t help touching it every time it’s within reach. Whether it’s a light slap or even a pinch, Arno certainly loves the attention. You’d know he really wants it when he thrusts his ass outwards if you’re nearby, not-so-subtly begging you to stroke it… maybe even bite it. Oh, he loves to see bite marks on it. But if you’re not quite into it, scratch marks would do, too. In fact, while you’re in the throes of passion he would get really excited if you dig your fingernails into his butt cheeks and push him in deeper.

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August 20, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What kind of dirty things they would say during sex ask meme! ♥

Interestingly enough (and we just remembered this!), Paola has answered a somewhat similar dirty ask before: How does each Assassin give dirty talk? So, our replies here are based from that post (please do read it if you haven’t already!)

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His reticence could be an obstacle; he would prefer to make sounds rather than actually say words, mainly because his mind could get too overloaded with pleasure that he couldn’t really say anything… in English anyway. When he does say something, it would be in his native language. The dirtier the words are (which would be about how good you feel around him), the more he’d use Mohawk. And if you ask him what it means later, he’d be too embarrassed and shy to tell you what it is. Why? Because Connor, the sweet gentleman he is, would think that what he said during the heat of the moment was too disrespectful for you. You’d have to reassure him that he would never upset you, no matter how dirty his words got. ;D

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Well, Paola has very specific ideas what he would say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But while we think he’d be very good in describing what he’s feeling, he’d focus more on describing how you look like. He knows exactly how his words and voice affect you, so he wants you completely flustered and under his control. What better way to do it than to do a running commentary on how you’re reacting to his lovemaking? Of course, he has his own limits; you’d know that he’s really close when he is reduced to grunting and groaning. Which is why it’s usually better for him to do the dirty talk when he’s fingering you. Not only could he keep his focus and make you crazy with his words, but he could keep a very close eye on you and describe in vivid detail how you look like trembling underneath him.

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He’s less about describing what he feels or how you look like and more about giving you orders, urging you to kiss and touch him, and being very vocal when you do it just right. 😉 And he would want you to join him in the dirty talk by asking you how it feels, how much you’re enjoying it. And if you’re feeling a little shy to do it, then Altaïr would keep encouraging you, shifting his dirty talk from giving you orders to saying (in an increasingly indecent manner) how you good you feel around him, how you’re driving him crazy the way you sound like moaning his name. And when he tells you that your voice drives him crazy with lust, can you really deny him the pleasure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Of course his vocabulary would be peppered with modern day dirty talk (and he might even use a couple of corny ones, but you’d still love him for it anyway~). And since he fortunately lives in an era where sexting is a thing, you should definitely expect him to start doing the dirty talk in his messages to you. Like Altaïr he likes to add a bit of a dominant streak to his dirty talk, so expect him to instruct you specifically how to, say, suck his cock. 8D And if he’s really feeling it, we think that of all the characters here he would potentially say the kinkiest things. Maybe he’d say something so kinky in the heat of the moment that it could bring you out of the moment, but he would be willing to talk it over to you after. Maybe you’d find a secret kink of his this way. 😉

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Like Connor, we think he would prefer to make sounds rather than words, but if you tell him that it turns you on so much to hear him do dirty talk, he would do his very best to give you what you want. He would be a little unsure about it first; maybe he would just say something sweet like, “You’re so beautiful like this.” But as his confidence grows, he would get more… graphic. The more graphic it is, the more he reverts to his native language. Like think of the dirtiest things one could say in French and Arno would’ve said them at some point. Good for you if you understand him; unlucky if you don’t, because we think he’d be all smug and secretive about the meaning. You’d have to learn French to understand it. ;D

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August 11, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What they would do if their lover is having a bad day ask meme! ♥

Let us imagine that these are all for a modern AU situation (because we feel that this best described in a modern scenario ;D)

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He’d leave little “nuggets” on your things and probably even all over your house, like he wants you to undergo a little treasure hunt! They’re not even expensive gifts, just cute little messages. Like he’d probably start by leaving a sweet message like, “Darling, I made you this chocolate drink (choose any of those drinks in the link!). You will love it, I promise. You have another message waiting for you in your phone. Follow my instructions and soon enough you will find the prize waiting for you in the end – namely, me. Is aoibhinn liom tú. ♥”

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The type who would spoil you so much with her pampering. She’d give you a full-body massage and would even persuade you to let her give you a warm bath. Her touches would be so soft and relaxing that you’d probably end up dozing off – and that’s exactly how she wants it. She would want you to relax and to get a good rest, because there’s nothing better than to wake up well-rested and in her arms.

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She will read you a book that you haven’t finished reading yet or, better yet, your favourite book! There is something so soothing and lovely about hearing Evie tell you your favourite story (or alternatively, her own favourite book). She knows that listening to her calms you down and she delights in watching you close your eyes and smile when she narrates your favourite parts. If you end up falling asleep, she wouldn’t mind at all. She’d just cover you in blankets and cuddle with you.

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He’d be so willing to do all the household chores for the day just to lighten your load! He’d even make your favourite food (we think he’s a good cook). Thing is, though, he’s more comfortable when he’s not wearing much while doing chores, so expect him to wear just a pair of shorts and nothing else. He’s not trying to seduce you; he just prefers to be unrestricted in his movements. But are you really complaining when this half-naked hunk of muscly goodness is basically your–uhm–devoted housekeeper for the day? 8D

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He’s the type who wouldn’t want you to stay at home and sulk. He wants you to go out and have an adventure, however silly it is. Like imagine him barging in and going, “Let’s go out and catch Pokemons*!” You’d be initially sullen watching this manchild excitedly catching Pokemons, but you can’t help but feel oddly charmed by his antics: Him calling his sister just to say, “EVIE I CAUGHT AN EEVEE~” or calling his Pidgeys “MY ROOKS” (he names them “Rook #1,” “Rook #2,” etc.). He knows that making you laugh is the best way to beat a bad day, so he’d do everything to make you smile.

*Welp we just had to put some Pokemon Go reference in there /o/ Can you even imagine the Assassins and Templars playing this game though omg

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July 20, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What they do when they’re having rough sex ask meme! ♥

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Evie’s so used to keeping her emotions in check that we imagine that when she wants rough sex, she wouldn’t say anything. She’d keep quiet, but when you feel her fingernails digging deep into your back (or butt ;D) you know she’s really feeling it. When you feel her clawing you, scratching deep in your skin (maybe even deep enough to draw a bit of blood), you know she’s far gone. She might even bite you (which may be a Frye trait) to keep quiet (because she’s still trying to keep her emotions in check). Who knows – if you do her just right, you might even have her screaming. 😉

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Spanking and a bit of hair pulling. He’s the type who would do doggystyle if he wants it rough. He’d spank you because he likes the view of your buttocks turning dark under his ministrations, and the hair pulling is especially arousing for him because it makes you completely under his mercy and control. So, make sure your hair is long and/or can easily be seized with his hand 😉

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Like Desmond, he’d spank you, but he’d be more of the “Obey me or else” sort. We think that once he’s really into the rough sex, his dominant side would manifest even more. If you tell him and give him your consent that you’re into a bit of choking and/or slapping he’d give it to you. Maybe assert his authority even more by demanding that you answer him every time he asks you question (while you’re having sex, yes – would you be able to even answer him at that point?).

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He’d try to rein himself in. At first. You’d know he’s close to bursting when he starts gripping hard whichever he could reach – bedsheet, headboard, maybe even you. He’d be a little horrified seeing his own handprints on your skin, but once you assure him that you love it there’s no turning back. When he’s really feeling it, be prepared to be restrained. He’d have your hands clasped behind your back or over your head (depending on your position), with his huge hand keeping it still. Like Desmond with his hair pulling, this is so arousing for him because it makes you utterly under his mercy.

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He’d fuck you so hard you’d leave a hole in the bed (an exaggeration, but there is some truth in it, isn’t it?). Or have things fall off if you’re on a table… thumping sounds if it’s against the wall… etc. Basically, just grab onto something because he’s not playing. 😉 As mentioned in Evie’s, biting is a Frye trait and we think Jacob is especially proficient in doing it because he loves seeing his own teeth marks all over your skin. He’d also leave numerous hickeys so get ready to cover them up… unless you want to show them off.

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July 15, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our ‘How would they react the 1st time they hear their lover scream their name’ ask meme! ♥ We apologize for the lateness of our responses, but hope you enjoy them nonetheless!

For this theme, imagine you’re getting hot and heavy with the following assassins and, suddenly, the mix of pleasure, lust and desire its too much so you scream their names at the top of your lungs. Here’s the reaction:

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He’s like you, lost in pleasure and desire, but that doesn’t stop him from hearing you call out his name. He would stop, fearing he hurt you or did something wrong, but you reassure him by saying that it’s not pain you feel but immense pleasure. That alone ignites his lust for you and he becomes more determined to make you shout of his name again and again, loving the way it sounds coming from your mouth, hitting those spots that make you lose your mind and surrender to him… he might even get bossy and ask for you to shout out his true name!

Il Mentore would be very, very pleased with you shouting his name, after all it means that whatever he’s doing is going very well for you. He would relish the sounds of your pleading voice full of passion, and would praise you for it in Italian, fueling your desire even more. He would ask you to keep doing it or to start describing what you’re feeling, so he knows what triggers those shouts out of you. He would praise your voice and your body and try his best to keep you shouting his name.

He would be caught in the moment, his need for you being too much to handle. As soon as he hears his name coming from your lips he would reply with yours, moaning it into your ear, letting you hear how vulnerable you make him and how much he needs you. As you repeat his name he would repeat yours, like a mantra to keep him anchored to you and to prolong the pleasure for as long as he can, because you make him feel good and he wants you to know it and, above all else, feel it.

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Oh, he would tease you… he would say that he has to be very good at what he’s doing for you to lose control like that! He would smile, chuckle and remark how lovely your voice sounds when you scream his name and how he now wants you to scream again. He would ask you what specifically made you scream, all while teasing your body, until he hits that spot again. We hope you’re ready because he can be very persistent. After that, he would still tease you for being a screamer, but he enjoys it nonetheless.

A passionate lover that would reciprocate love and passion to you after you scream his name. He would find it adorable and very sexual, especially in the way your voice sounds. He would shower your face with kisses and whisper sweet words of encouragement in French to you, as he keep hitting that spot that makes you shout over and over again. He would lean his forehead against yours, gaze searching, as you try very hard to control yourself… only to hear him asking you to let go.

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July 8, 2016

Connor VS Jacob

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Dio mio, are you seriously making me choose between these two? Since we received two prompts for both, can I just say that I’ll answer Connor in @artsymistress​’ message and Jacob in anon’s?

…..No? Merda. Fine. *whispering*Jacob*whispering*

Connor and I can do a very interesting horizontal tango in space since I highly doubt Jacob has the grace to pull off zero gravity sex *coughs*

Haytham VS Edward

Haytham. I feel like things would end soon with Edward. DON’T SHOOT ME.

Edward VS Jacob

Team Edward VS Team Jacob, huh? Thank God my name isn’t Bella. ;P I’ll go for the werewolf–errr, I mean Jacob. ;D

Edward VS Shay

Shay. I AM SO SORRY, EDWARD. I KNOW YOU’RE FUN IN BED, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BE A WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MA’AM SORT.

~ Signora Paola


  1. Connor, but also because I haven’t played Syndicate yet so I can’t really say much about Jacob *orz
  2. Same as above
  3. Hmm, a tough one…I’d say Haytham, but that could also be because I’ve now started writing my Haytham/reader fic and that Templar is all I can think about lately, lol.
  4. Eddy
  5. ugggh tough choices! Okay, Shay.

– Ezio Auditore


This ask meme’s really unfair to me… >.>

Connor vs. Jacob (x2)

  • Ha, since we got this one twice… Why not both Connor & Jacob? I’m very bad at choosing the best of two worlds, please don’t hold it against me~

Haytham vs. Edward

  • Hmmm… I can’t help it, Haytham has a very sensual allure to me.

Edward vs. Jacob

  • Jacob, sorry pirate king!!!

Edward vs. Shay

  • Shay all the way (That rhymes~)

~Claudia

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June 21, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What do they do when they’re horny? ask meme! ♥

For this theme specifically, let us imagine that you – the object of their desires – are in the same room as them and you aren’t exactly alone. Perhaps you have friends around or you are in the middle of some secret Assassin/Templar meeting or something else all together. It could be anywhere as long as there are other people ;D

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He’d try to make subtle innuendos first, probably even attempt (badly) to saying clever puns. Like maybe saying, “Hey, wanna do a coin flip? What do you think are my chances of getting head?” (Goddamit, Desmond. You and puns don’t mix.) You’d know he would be feeling REALLY frisky, though, when he stops joking around and becomes more direct. Like he’d send you a text message describing exactly what he wants to do to you. And if he’s really feeling it he might even subtly play with the crotch area of his pants, idly showing you that he’s hard. *coughs*

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Very hands-y and direct. Like once you turn your back towards him, he’d try to corner you somewhere a little more private and press himself against your back, letting you feel how hard he is. He’d then whisper all the dirty things he wants to do to you and being the little shit he is, he’d even hump against you – it’s all very subtle that it’s not noticeable by everyone else, but you can definitely feel how turned on he is. He’d probably do this several times, his words getting filthier each time. He wants to tease you so badly as some sort of “revenge” because you’re making him feel this way. 😉

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He’d attempt to forget it first. He wants to believe that he’s stronger than his urges. So he’d drink a lot to keep his mind off it, but the problem is – the more intoxicated he gets, the bolder he becomes. At first it’s all intense looks and licking lips, but it wouldn’t take long before he’d stand up, grab you, and unceremoniously drag you somewhere more private. There wouldn’t even be words.

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Of all these fine gentlemen, he would be the one who would try SO HARD (lol see what we did there) to suppress it. He’s so much into self-control that we think him getting aroused in a middle of a, say, meeting or in any situation that required proper behaviour would appall him. So, he’d try everything to keep himself calm, but it would be obvious with the way his face would close off, all tense, and/or how he’d clench his fists, for example. He’d probably even make himself tea because it’s a way to calm himself down. If you try to break that self-control, though? Just be prepared for some punishment later. 😉

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Like Haytham, he’d attempt to control it. At first. He’d start fidgeting and try to avoid eye contact, because he knows that you can read him well. He doesn’t have the same amount of self-control as his father, though. So it wouldn’t take him long to give in. He’d stop feeling shy and give you that look – mysterious to everyone else, but so clear and potent for you that he might as well be ordering you to take off your clothes. Ehem. If he’s nearby (like sitting beside you), he’d do that Thigh Touch™ as well.

And as a bonus! Because it was Aveline’s birthday yesterday and we unfortunately didn’t receive any birthday confessions about her

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The very epitome of a sly minx. Very, very subtle, but her actions say something else. She starts with knowing smiles and a come-hither look. Once you’re within her grasp she’ll do anything to distract you – starting from showing more of her cleavage. She’d probably even go, “I’m a bit cold” in a small, vulnerable voice while hugging herself, showing more of that cleavage and tempting you to either hug her tightly or maybe even cop a feel (or both). She’s going to keep teasing, though. Maybe step back to cool yourselves a little before she’d start another tactic.

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June 7, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our first Ask Meme! ♥

How they would say ‘I love you’ for the first time:

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Very spontaneous and unplanned. He would blurt it out because he was scared shitless that he was going to lose you – maybe because he thought you were going to leave him for good or, worse – you had a very close brush with death. He’d likely hide it behind anger and bluster at first (like in the case of you almost dying he’d probably rant about you not taking care of yourself, etc), but he’d definitely blurt the three-letter-word at the height of his ranting. Like perhaps you’d ask him what the hell his problem is and he’d go, “Well, pardon me for worrying too much just because I love you!”

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He’d plan it like days, weeks, even a WHOLE MONTH beforehand. He’d know exactly where to go, what time, how he’d set the mood. He would even prepare and rehearse how he’d tell you, because goodness knows he’s not exactly the best speaker when it comes to talking about his feelings. Once the day arrives, everything goes well… until that moment he has to tell you words he has rehearsed so many weeks in advance. He’d stammer and forget most of the words he planned, so he’d have no choice but to do it all improvised. XD

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He’d also plan it in advance, but in a very different manner than Connor. He’d take you for a date and you’d be out drinking. He’d watch you closely and see any signs that you’re tipsy. Once he sees that you’re getting “looser” than usual, that’s when he’d strike. He’d pretend to be drunk when he says “I love you,” though, JUST IN CASE you don’t return the depth of his feelings. He’s so scared of rejection that he just wants all his bases covered, you know? He’s expecting that you’d reject him, so he figured that when you’d confront to him about it the next day, he could always say, “Oh. I said that?!! I was too drunk, holy shit! I didn’t mean it lol sorry.” You’d have to convince him that you feel the same. 😉

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Like Desmond you’d be out drinking when he says it, but he would be actually quite drunk when he blurts it out. The alcohol would definitely loosen all of his inhibitions and his tongue. Ehem. He’d be very touchy-feely the rest of the evening, repeating “I love you” over and over, that you’d have to wonder if he’s REALLY serious about it. The next day when you confront him about it during breakfast, he’d go, “Nay, that wasn’t me! It was the rum!” Just as you think it’s really just the alcohol that made him say it, he’d add, “This is me saying it now” in an earnest voice.

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He knows you’re the one he loves and he wouldn’t waste his time trying to prove it when he could just say it outright. But he’d make sure that the moment is just right, that the mood is perfect. In a way, he’d also plan it meticulously, that nothing is going to remove you from the moment. There’s nothing worse than being interrupted by an outside party like maybe Edward gatecrashing the restaurant you’re having your romantic dinner in. He’d say it maybe after your date or during that romantic dinner, or when you’re dancing under the stars and staring into each others’ eyes.