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July 13, 2020

‘I want Alexios’ Greek Yogurt.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

As someone who needs a lot of protein, grazie, anon, for giving me ideas on how hit to my daily protein target ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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July 10, 2020

‘I want Shay to cum into my bowl of Lucky Charms. I’ll eat him for breakfast.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

Confessions, Paola's Choice

November 30, 2016

So while watching this video (4 things you can’t do in space), I was immediately amused when the first one was “No sex allowed.” Because right away, I started imagining how it would be like to be in space with Jacob. Being that I’m a huge space and sci-fi nerd I imagined being in a mission where the rest of the crew were on an away mission to some planet, leaving only Jacob and me in the ship. We’re orbiting around the planet, monitoring our crewmates’ activities. It’s a mission that takes several days so eventually we get bored. I’m the more “serious” one between the two of us, so I try not to let it show. Jacob turns to me with that sly smirk on his face, one eyebrow raised.

“You know, there’s one thing we can do to pass the time,” he declares. He unbuckles his harness and floats towards my seat. He hovers over me, both hands on my shoulders, massaging them slowly.

“No sex in space, Jacob,” I automatically reply, even though I’m getting very aroused. It has been a while; since being assigned to this planet we hardly could spend time alone together.

“Tell that to me again later when I’m done with you,” he drawls against my neck.

“E-even if I allow it, it’d be difficult to have sex here, you pervert!” I retort and try to disengage from him, but the breathiness of my voice betrays my desire.

He laughs, low and deep. “Challenge accepted.” He then removes my own harness and lifts me, removing my shorts and underwear in one pull.

“Jacob!” I protest as I watch my clothes float away. I reach out towards the nearest wall I could touch, trying to re-orient myself. “I think you need gravity to fuck me.”

Oh ye of little faith,” he purrs before yanking me towards him, resting my thighs on his shoulders and burying his face in my pussy. I clutch on the handle bars tightly behind me as he devours me like a man who hasn’t eaten in days. It takes a lot of my concentration to keep holding on when all I want to do is seize and pull his thick brown hair, to push that handsome face tighter against my groin, to have his wicked tongue prodding deeper inside me. Before I come, he withdraws and quickly removes his own clothing. He pushes me further against the wall and wraps my legs around his waist. “I can’t fuck you without gravity, hmm?” With that, he enters me in one smooth thrust. “Hold tight,” he growls as he plants his feet on the wall for leverage.

He can’t fuck me that hard and fast like we usually do when we’re back on Earth, but the slow tempo is a very nice change of pace. We both come hard and too soon; it has really been a long time for both of us. When we’re both gasping for breath, utterly spent, I feel him snorting against my neck. “What?” I croak, giggling when the puffs of air from his mouth tickle my skin.

“Well, you’re kind of right. I do need gravity to fuck you properly. But you have to admit that space sex is pretty damned spectacular.”

“Hey, maybe next time I’ll suck your cock. Then when you come I’ll let go so we can watch your jizz floating on air. We can take pictures!” I say it all in jest and laugh loudly. The mischievous look in his eyes, however, tell me that he’s actually considering it. “Jacob, no.”

“Jacob, YES.”


I REGRET NOTHING.

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Since I did that confession, I can’t walk past that Ice cream shop without laughing at what Jacob and I might be getting up to in there. I actually corrupted myself. Wow.

October 10, 2016

Maybe you could concoct an ice cream name and an ad campaign that trumps this

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Jacob’s Intense Magnum Drumstick has a nice ring to it, if a bit too long. Maybe Jacob’s Magnum Opus?

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Jacob aka Haystack and Confessions King. I see that ever since Syndicate was released Jacob entered everyone’s heart lmao

September 2, 2016

I thank you for this message, my dear anon, because now I can share this glorious image

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Bigger version here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

As you can see, we made a collage of Signore Frye’s… achievements. Me and my dearest Claudia had tons of fun making this.

And yes, we gave a copy of this to Paul Amos way back, when Sister Teodora met him. Which reminds me – we haven’t forgotten the raffle we promised! We’re just working on a few more details right now, so watch out for our announcement soon! ♥

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Hello! I’m not ready to reveal myself as anything but a semi-regular contributor of secrets, including the latest one with Jacob and “butter”. (By the way, great job with the confession. I was surprised that all the text could fit into it.) I noticed that some people were confused as to why it’s not butter. All I’ll say is that it’s not butter, but it does have a… buttery taste, and it sizzles, ready for anything. (It’s hot down here in hell. Think their AC system is broken or something.)

August 27, 2016

Sweet buttery goodness, anon, you really do not want me to forget about That Iconic Ad, do you?

Thank goodness it’s just butter, though. I don’t even want to think about Jacob narrating this ad for chocolate for example. Interestingly, that ad uses ASMR which is mostly relaxing, but sometimes… I’ll just say for the record that if Paul Amos does an ASMR video you would likely not hear from me for a month because I’ll be stuck in my room looking like this

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I’m almost certain that most (or even all) of Jacob’s Sinday confessions are made by Signora Paola, I don’t know why 😏😏😏

August 21, 2016
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If it’s not the wordiness and the absolute thirst that drips from every pore of those confessions, then I’ve no idea what else could tip you off, my dear anon 😈

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I can’t stop imagining Jacob’s ~pene~ with his little weird voice… oh my…

August 10, 2016

(Ah, is it thanks to this confession? ;D)

This is problematic, my dear anon. If Jacob Frye requires nearly 100% of your attention daily, can you even imagine the trouble of trying to shut up his Pene™ voice?

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Of course, there is one foolproof way to shut it up~

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Imagine this: Jacob Frye slathered in butter. Or rather… Becel Buttery Taste (c).

August 9, 2016

Sweet buttery asparagus heavens, anon! And here I thought it was completely gone from my subconscious. You needed not remind us of this commercial!

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(Well no actually do remind us again and again that such a video existed.)

~ Signora Paola (who now wishes there’s an audiobook read by Paul Amos of this programming book she has to read)

Miscellaneous

If you happen to see Edward Kenway someday…. Tell him he has all my attention… :>

July 11, 2016

Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh

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As you can see you have all of his attention, too

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(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)

~ Signora Paola