Our official home here at the Secluded Haystack is still undergoing some upgrades and changes, so do expect some several incomplete pages along the way! Please bear (or should we say, bare 😏) with us as we go through this long but satisfying process ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grazie mille!
‘I like imagining being one of several cult members who willingly offered themselves up as servants to Alexios!Deimos to appease his insatiable sexual appetite. He goes through each of us like a raging bull every night, and nearly everyone couldn’t keep up with him. Except me. He’s surprised that I could keep up with him, demanding that he fuck me harder or on different positions. Eventually, I win his favor and even though he still has sex with the others, I’m the one he fucks the last and unloads his copious cum inside me.‘
I am so stressed. What I would like is Jacob and Arno to sandwich me, tease and fuck me until my legs tremble. I know sex with them would be funny and hot, our laughs only interrupted by moans and wet kisses.
Then when I get to orgasm they would start to kiss each other, teasing me until I start touching myself again, driving them mad until they ravish me again.
And at the end of the night we would fall asleep in a cuddle pile 💕
‘I want to make love to Bayek under the stars in the middle of the desert with the pyramids in the distance. It would be romantic, and I can see myself smiling against Bayek’s lips when he comes in me ❤’
‘Another lonely night, and I’m thinking about being a sweet little wallflower during one of Jacob Frye’s assassinations. He kidnaps me so that he can get access to the area without a fight and I’m too scared (and horny) to properly resist. After the target is dead, he practically drags me out of the building to reward me for my cooperation by eating me out until I’m begging him to fuck me already. If he held his hidden blade against my throat I think I’d cum on the spot.‘
‘So I recently played AC 2 for the first time ever since Ubisoft has them free for the meantime and I was immediately reminded of my crush on Federico and now my brain tipped toed its way towards cheeky territory and I can’t stop thinking about being with Arno and Federico in a cute little poly relationship between us three and just?? The passionate love making sessions + aftercare are just GOD YES 😩😩😩 All I can imagine are the little playful bites and kisses and sensual touches we would give to each other in those passionate moments is sending me to cloud 9 😍😍😍’
Confession [@x-infernhoes-x]
‘I’ve had a fantasy about Evie for a while now. I walk in on her assassinating my Templar stepfather, and with her form concealed by the shadows, I assume she’s a man, and in my haste to beg for my life I offer for her to fuck me. When she speaks up I realize 1: she’s a woman and 2: that I’m still on board to get railed, period typical homophobia be damned. I feel like this is a bodice-ripper fan fiction waiting to happen.‘
‘Imagine time traveling to 18th century and having a threesome with Connor Kenway and Jamie Fraser (from Outlander series) in the middle of a forest.‘
Confession [@vickapinto]
‘I want a three-way with Ezio and Leonardo. I want them to fuck me senseless. I want to dom Leonardo and be submissive to Ezio. I want to watch them fuck each other, then watch them fuck me. I want to hear us all moaning each other’s names. I want to hear Ezio and Leonardo call me pretty names in Italian. I want to inspire Leonardo’s next art piece.‘
‘Ultimately, my mind simply breaks at any time I remember TOKW!Connor‘s deep, glowing blue eyes on The Redemption… Imagining them looking deeply in my soul as he marks me as his while he bends me over… I… I… I don’t get enough English words to describe how those eyes gets me going…‘
Confession [@dbloodymoon]
‘Hello lovely ladies of the bordello! Its been a while since I last confessed my sins here (two of them are related to Federico 👀) and I must come forward that I’ve been brought back into the fray again by a certain Monsieur Arno just as he had brought me into this very fandom. Though my confession may not be as wild as the others are but for a man as beautiful as he deserves to be ravished and loved in the most sinful and passionate of ways to the point that he forgets his name😩😩’
Confession [@x-infernhoes-x]