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I dunno whether to laugh or cry because on the Assassin’s Creed Council website, someone has reposted some of your most recent polls. They (and commenters) seem to think the polls indicate which character is the most awesome/popular. I don’t have the heart to tell them about the true, sensual purpose of the polls …

January 29, 2016

Huh. I could inform them of the true purpose, but it would expose more of our sinning and…

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The thing is though, someone linked it to them. Someone who saw it from this blog. We’re not advertising the polls anywhere else and I don’t think PollDaddy has a specific search function.

So, clearly, someone saw it on this blog and decided to link it somewhere else and most likely pass it off as Best Character Ever™ poll.

If you’re that person and you’re reading this post, I’m not mad, just a little confused as to why you would do that.  :O

~ Signora Paola

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I would be lying if I said that I haven’t used this blog as wanking material more than once…. *hides in corner*

January 29, 2016

My dear anon, please do continue fueling your imagination with this blog, we are honored! Don’t hide, I too use this blog to… release some stress.

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~Claudia

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Not a confession. After reading that stripper post, please send Connor to resuscitate me because I am dead.

January 29, 2016
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Oh, mio caro! I’m sure Connor wouldn’t mind resuscitating you, after all he is such a gentleman; so giving and ready to serve… Have fun you two!

~Claudia

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Which of the assassini is the true master of cunnilingus?

January 29, 2016

Oh, anon, this is a question that we cannot answer with finality! It is tough to choose, honestly.

Perhaps this should be the topic of our next dirty polls. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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Not a confession but just some talk! :) Now we’re taking everything to the next level! A strip club for our hot Assassins/Templars? I think my mind exploded and my nose bled! This is so intense!! XD (Also, just wanted to confirm, was it actually proven that Jacob is a bisexual?) Love you a lot, ladies! ;)

January 29, 2016

Ciao! <3

Yes, a stripclub would be perfect for our… well needs? <3

And yepp! Jacob was called something similiar like bi-curious. He’s a young man loving the freedom, so he’s rather curious to check out the other side of the medal. (Source: Assassin’s Den with Jeff Yohalem on youtube)

Grazie for your message!

-Sister Teodora

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I’m the anon that suggested we open the strip club. I was wondering what would be each assassins trademark song? I think Edwards song would be ‘welcome to the jungle’ by Guns N Roses. I’m asking you fine ladies to ‘fill’ in the rest ;)

January 28, 2016

Grazie for the splendid mental image, amico mio. It truly brought us some delight imagining the Assassins stripping.

As for their playlist, I mostly chose these for the beats, but the lyrics are considered as well:

Altair – Red Light Special by TLC (I almost had a nosebleed thinking about this)
Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine (all too perfect for the Italian Stallion™)
Connor – Dirrty by Christina Aguilera (especially made for our Virgin Assassin™)
Edward – your choice is already perfect <3
Adewale – Gimme More by Britney Spears (I obviously have a thing for two of our very muscular Assassins dancing to sexy pop songs)
Shay – Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard (he’s practically the living embodiment of this song)
Arno – Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Li’l Kim, Mya, Pink (aside from the French connection that beat is just something I see Arno dancing to~)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (the beat is slow but has this hard sound and those lyrics mio dio! *does the sign of the cross*)

Edited to add: Like a playlist, these songs can be shuffled for our Assassins. Because I can also see Ezio dancing to Red Light Special (cue nosebleed) or Jacob dancing to Dirrty with his Rooks (*giggling uncontrollably*)

~ Signora Paola

Assassini stripping what a delight~ Here’s my list, amore!

Enjoy the show, my dears!

Altair – Magdalena by A Perfect Circle (He would look so good stripping to this)
Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine (I mean, he is the Italian Stallion, right?)
Connor – Tonight I’m Fucking you by Enrique Iglesias (Ok, I just love this song and Connor dancing to it would end me)
Edward – Satisfaction by Benny Benassi (This song just fits him)
Adéwalé – Hats Off to the Bull by Chevelle (I just think this song really would suit him)
Shay – SexyBack by Justin Timberlake (Love the beat, Shay’s hot.)
Arno – Supermassive Blackhole by Muse (LOve this song and Arno fits with it)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (much like My dear Signora Paola, this is just a masterpiece and then Jacob dancing to it)

Please, do remember I wouldn’t mind seeing them dancing any other song you choose, these however are my guilty pleasures for them.

~Claudia

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Chris Hemsworth with long hair = Edward Kenway! I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks so! :D

January 27, 2016
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Indeed he does. I daresay he and Edward can even switch roles~

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~ Signora Paola (who is now thinking of an Assassin Avengers crossover)

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Which of the assassini do you think kisses the best?

January 26, 2016

All my instincts are telling me it’s Ezio, amico mio. (≖ ‿ ≖)

Now if you’re asking how each assassino kisses, then that would probably be for another post (and after a long, drawn-out makeout session investigation).

~ Signora Paola

Hmm… I like to believe Connor gives the most breathtaking, soul crushing kisses anyone could ask for. I mean just looking at his mouth is enough of a sin.

~Claudia

Forgive me Arno, but I believe it is Jacob “I love to crash trains” Frye.

-Sister Teodora.

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Could each of you, sweet ladies, confess what is your favorite moment in AC Syndicate? ;)

January 25, 2016
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(Full set)

Pretty much this entire sequence. Because of course Jacob messes things up and Evie has to clean up after him. I really wanted to kick him in the shins for being such an ineffective assassino.

~ Signora Paola (who ended up loving that nincompoop anyway)

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This whole Michel Reuge’s scenes nearly killed me when I first saw them. Evie’s so damn excited, as if it were Christmas (Assassin Christmas) and then there’s Jacob… clueless, and this particular moment, sold Jacob to me (ahem). A lovely summary of their personalities in the whole game. 

~Claudia