You’re welcome, amico mio! I honestly can’t blame anyone who wants to mark Jacob’s neck although with the way he’s been running around people’s fantasies lately he’s seriously taking a, uhhh, pounding. *coughs* I would be concerned for his well-being if I weren’t certain that he could handle it (and a hundred more). Gotta love that Assassin Stamina™.
~ Signora Paola
Does he now?
He does like a bit of sparkle, doesn’t he.
~ Signora Paola (who is hereby banned from using Photoshop)
I have no words for this lovely message.
-Sister Teodora.
I’m glad you feel comfortable here, dear. Our main goal is to share your fantasies with others, without you feeling on the spot. I hope to receive more confessions from you, Anon.
Grazie mille for your support,
~Claudia
A good madame always has a copy of the Good Book™ by her side
And grazie, my friend! My job to find the perfect images isn’t so difficult when you think about all that beauty laid out before you~
~ Signora Paola
Dear sweet anon, may I present you the incarnation of French/Austrian perfectness? Thank you.
-Yours truthfully
Sister Teodora.
I can imagine Arno like a submissive person (whether it be with a man or woman), so his partner in bed would be allowed to ride him and maybe even use some handcuffs? Theres a special tease in it, not to be allowed the person you want to touch so badly <3
-Sister Teodora, who hopes that her other fellow ladies add their answers too because she’s too obsessed with the French baguette.
PS: Shay would be a person who likes several ladies at the same time. His cabin looks like a bordello.
PSS: I think Altair would happily eat his female partner out or give his male partner a bj. Oral is his way.
PSSS: Why am I replying to this alone. I need friends. //sIGH
After much analysis, this is what my personal studies have given me:
Desmond: Spooning (I think he’s the type who loves to snuggle a lot <3)
Altair: Waterfall/Headrush (he loves the feel of the blood rushing to his head)
Ezio: Cowgirl/woman-on-top (I don’t think I need to explain further ;D)
Connor: The Pretzel (gives the deep penetration of the doggy style but there’s still eye contact)
Aveline: Reverse cowgirl/Lap dance (I think she loves to tease)
Edward: Doggy style. Duh.
Adewale: Wheelbarrow (Very athletic, exactly what I see him can do well 8D)
Shay: Standing Dragon (just search for it on Google 8D)
Arno: The Bicycle (alternatively The Valedictorian 8D)
Evie: The Lotus (you know she and Henry would read the Kama Sutra together mwahaha)
Jacob: Can’t decide between The Anvil or The Padlock *coughs*
~ Signora Paola (who probably needs to stop, uhhh, probing about this too much)
After taking into consideration various factors, I’ve come up with this list:
Desmond: Reverse Cowgirl
Altair: Standing
Ezio: Speed bump
Connor: Edge of Heaven
Aveline: Cowgirl
Edward: Kneeling fox
Adéwalé: Power squat
Shay: Missionary
Arno: Spooning
Evie: Melody maker
Jacob: Doggy style
That was intense! Grazie for the ask, Anon! (continues research)
~Claudia
Oh, anon, why settle for violence when you can cocoon that face with ~love~?
~ Signora Paola (who is admittedly feeling tsundere for Mr. Frye herself)
You know, anon, I wish that they would find this blog because now I want so badly for Mr. Smith to say, “Gotta go fast” in Ezio’s voice and Mr. North to say this as Desmond.
~ Signora Paola
It got, ehem, sprung in January 2013.
And grazie for your kind words, amico mio!
~ Signora Paola