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Signora Claudia, can you please explain what a purr kiss is?

February 2, 2016

Certainly, amore!  In this kiss while you’re gently kissing your partner you should make a purring sound, loud enough to be heard and felt. After that, you can finish it by biting and sucking your partner’s lips. It’s a wild, exciting kiss to get your blood flowing!

~Claudia (who should find someone to purr kiss with…)

Miscellaneous

I am the anon who requested you send Connor to resuscitate me because I died after reading the stripper post. I humbly request you resend Connor to resuscitate me because after reading the words “Cluster of Steel with Sex Appeal,” I died again.

February 2, 2016

Oh, dio mio! Hold on anon, he’s on his way!!! Always ready to help those on need…

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Look at that walk…

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

February 2, 2016

Hmm, perhaps these should be Jacob and Connor’s stripper names? ;D

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits

Signora Paola pls make the investigation about how each assassin kiss!!! Pls pls!!!!

February 2, 2016
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Oh, my, let’s see if I have a good feel of each assassino’s style:

Desmond: Very playful, would nip your jaw and the type who would “accidentally” bump his nose against yours because he wants to hear you laugh.
Altair: Very slow and exploring, would keep touching your face, his fingers tracing every bump and groove of your skin.
Ezio: Would corner and trap you against a wall. He would then bury his face against your neck as a warm-up and slowly make his way up, whispering sweet Italian words in your ear. The way he kisses depends on how turned on he is.
Connor: Would rest his forehead against yours, ask you very sweetly if it’s okay to kiss you. He would be tentative at first, but once he goes in he really goes in. Considering his height (6′4″ godDAMN) you would likely stand on your toes but he’ll be only too happy to carry you.
Aveline: She would tease you, giving you quick pecks and playfully pushing you every time you try to deepen the kiss. She does this multiple times until you’re certain that you’ll never be able to kiss her properly. Then she goes in for the kill and bites your lower lip. 😉
Edward: He’s the type who loves giving surprise kisses. Like a good Assassin he sneaks up behind you and leaves kisses on every body part he can reach. Watch out when he starts kissing you with fervour. You’d probably drown ;D
Adéwalé: Would take your hand and kiss it reverently, very slowly working his way towards your wrist, your arm, your shoulder, your neck. He would then give you and intense look before finally kissing you.
Shay: A champion of slow kisses (would probably beat Altair), he can be very patient with his exploring. He would catalogue every reaction he is stirring up from you and would use it to his great advantage later 😉
Arno: Would kiss your eyelids and cheeks first, then would rub his face against yours like a contented cat. When he starts kissing you, his eyes would remain half-open because he loves to see your face.
Evie: She loves to nibble and would gently gnaw at your neck for hours, alternating it with deep breaths as she tries to memorise your scent. You know she’s definitely wanting that immersive kiss when she looks up at you with that Devilish Frye Smirk™ while biting her bottom lip.
Jacob: Would push you against a wall, all rough and ready. You think he’s going for the kill, but then he merely gives the middle of your lips a tiny lick. He would then place his mouth against your ear and take deep breaths, inhaling your scent (he and Evie share this apparently), purring with each exhale. The kiss doesn’t happen unless you demand for it. ;D

Oh dio mio that certainly took a while! I daresay the level of difficulty for this, uhh, research is almost at par with me designing and writing the code for this blog’s layout!

But thank you for giving me the opportunity to answer this, my friend. <3

~ Signora Paola


Oh anon, I couldn’t resist answering this lovely question too. I hope you don’t mind…

Desmond – Lip Tease Kiss, I like thinking he teases.
Altair – Single-Lip Kiss, what that lip scar this kiss would be lovely.
Ezio – Fiery Kiss, plus him whispering in your ear…
Connor – Aggressive Kiss, this would give me chills.
Aveline – Lip Trace Kiss, rather sexy wouldn’t you think?
Edward – Drink Kiss, I think he would love doing this…
Adéwalé – Hard Kiss, figured he would be good at it.
Arno – French Kiss, I mean it’s obvious.
Shay – Ice kiss, chilly!
Jacob – The biting kiss, sweet and rough, just like our Jacob!
Evie – Purr Kiss, you know to send chills down your spine.

I’ll have to practice some of these~

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

The new movie “dirty grandpa” reminds me of Edward and Connor if they had a bonding trip.

January 31, 2016

I see it (Poor Connor)

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And after watching the trailer I now want Grandpa and Grandson Kenway to join in a flexing contest ;D

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

So when I’m on mobile I have that notification setting on this blog and it goes off in lectures sometimes and I’ll sit there and my first thought is “oh look, it’s time to sin”. 😈😂

January 30, 2016

What a devious idea! That way you don’t miss out… I admit, I look at this blog more times a day than I should. Be careful you don’t get caught sinning, amore!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I love seeing my confessions pop up on my dash and my friends are like “oh, its anonymous, I wonder who confessed that” but only I know the truth ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

January 30, 2016

This thrill of seen your confession posted and people liking and talking about it is pretty intense. I just love sharing your dirty little secrets!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Not a confession but an opinion regarding on this blog’s polls going public. I think whoever did it wasn’t doing anything bad. In fact, I think they were trying to help out maybe something like that? At least they didn’t told the community the TRUE purpose of the polls. ;) I think the poll going public will help boosts more votes. :)

January 30, 2016

Honestly, I’m a little uncomfortable at how some people are being misled to think that these are actually serious character polls. We could make a Best Character Ever poll and even go all out and limit everything by browser cookies and IP addresses, but considering that this is a dirty confessions blog and not a general fandom blog it just seems really out of place.

Anyway, that beside the point the polls are really meant for entertainment and nothing more so I’m not going to really focus on this much. 🙂

~ Signora Paola