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DACS Greatest Hits

August 11, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What they would do if their lover is having a bad day ask meme! ♥

Let us imagine that these are all for a modern AU situation (because we feel that this best described in a modern scenario ;D)

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He’d leave little “nuggets” on your things and probably even all over your house, like he wants you to undergo a little treasure hunt! They’re not even expensive gifts, just cute little messages. Like he’d probably start by leaving a sweet message like, “Darling, I made you this chocolate drink (choose any of those drinks in the link!). You will love it, I promise. You have another message waiting for you in your phone. Follow my instructions and soon enough you will find the prize waiting for you in the end – namely, me. Is aoibhinn liom tú. ♥”

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The type who would spoil you so much with her pampering. She’d give you a full-body massage and would even persuade you to let her give you a warm bath. Her touches would be so soft and relaxing that you’d probably end up dozing off – and that’s exactly how she wants it. She would want you to relax and to get a good rest, because there’s nothing better than to wake up well-rested and in her arms.

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She will read you a book that you haven’t finished reading yet or, better yet, your favourite book! There is something so soothing and lovely about hearing Evie tell you your favourite story (or alternatively, her own favourite book). She knows that listening to her calms you down and she delights in watching you close your eyes and smile when she narrates your favourite parts. If you end up falling asleep, she wouldn’t mind at all. She’d just cover you in blankets and cuddle with you.

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He’d be so willing to do all the household chores for the day just to lighten your load! He’d even make your favourite food (we think he’s a good cook). Thing is, though, he’s more comfortable when he’s not wearing much while doing chores, so expect him to wear just a pair of shorts and nothing else. He’s not trying to seduce you; he just prefers to be unrestricted in his movements. But are you really complaining when this half-naked hunk of muscly goodness is basically your–uhm–devoted housekeeper for the day? 8D

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He’s the type who wouldn’t want you to stay at home and sulk. He wants you to go out and have an adventure, however silly it is. Like imagine him barging in and going, “Let’s go out and catch Pokemons*!” You’d be initially sullen watching this manchild excitedly catching Pokemons, but you can’t help but feel oddly charmed by his antics: Him calling his sister just to say, “EVIE I CAUGHT AN EEVEE~” or calling his Pidgeys “MY ROOKS” (he names them “Rook #1,” “Rook #2,” etc.). He knows that making you laugh is the best way to beat a bad day, so he’d do everything to make you smile.

*Welp we just had to put some Pokemon Go reference in there /o/ Can you even imagine the Assassins and Templars playing this game though omg

DACS Greatest Hits

August 10, 2016

We are not taking any more requests!

Thank you for very much for participating in Which song do we associate with a character? ask meme


(As always, I’m going to answer one song per request ;D)

Shao Jun: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
Starrick: The Trooper by Iron Maiden, The Final Countdown by Europe
Ezio: Back In Black by AC/DC
Shaun: Mad World by Tears For Fears

~ Signora Paola (who will happily sing all of these in a… DACS Karaoke Fest XD)


Shao Jun: True Colors by Zedd & Kesha
Starrick: Everybody wants to rule the World by Lorde | Evil Ways by Blue Saraceno
Ezio: Uprising by Muse
Shaun: Professional Griefers by

Deadmau5 ft. Gerard Way

~Claudia


Shao Jun: I’m Gonna Show You Crazy by Bebe Rexha
Starrick: Follow Me by Muse | It kinds sounds like Starrick singing at the beginning.
Ezio: Just A Lil Bit by 50 Cent (Rusty Hook Remix)
Shaun: Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots

~ Caterina

Miscellaneous

I can’t stop imagining Jacob’s ~pene~ with his little weird voice… oh my…

August 10, 2016

(Ah, is it thanks to this confession? ;D)

This is problematic, my dear anon. If Jacob Frye requires nearly 100% of your attention daily, can you even imagine the trouble of trying to shut up his Pene™ voice?

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Of course, there is one foolproof way to shut it up~

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Eeek! You published my very first confession on this blog (the more recent one about waking Connor up) – I was so excited to see it! Thanks for keeping this thing up and running! You’re all fabulous.

August 10, 2016

You’re welcome, amore! 

I’m happy you like our blog and I hope you send more sins soon!

~Claudia

DACS Greatest Hits

August 9, 2016

We are not taking any more requests!

Thank you for very much for participating in Which song do we associate with a character? ask meme


(I’m going to answer one song per request ;D)

Jacob: The Wild Boys by Duran Duran, Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert (thanks to this confession)
Evie: Killer Queen by Queen, Save The World by Swedish House Mafia (WATCH THE VIDEO IF YOU LOVE DOGS AS MUCH AS I DO *o*)
The twins: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Henry: State of the Nation by Industry

~ Signora Paola (whose age is reaaaaally showing for plenty of these song choices but she’s totally going to use up all of her favourite 80′s songs dammit)


Jacob: Renegades by X Ambassadors | I’m So Sorry by Imagine Dragons | Novocaine by Fall Out Boy
Evie: Castle by Halsey | Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde
Frye Twins: Immortals by Fall Out Boy
Henry: Hymn For The Weekend – Seeb Remix by Coldplay

~Claudia (well…I’m more of a ‘Singing with headphones on’ kind of girl. Hope you like these!)


Jacob: Without Me by Eminem | Wreak Havoc by Skylar Grey
Evie: West Coast by Lana Del Rey | Radioactive by Imagine Dragons (Synchronice Remix)
Frye Twins: Warriors by Imagine Dragons | Hey Brother by Avicii (TEEMID & Tessa Rose Jackson Cover)
Henry: Counting Stars by OneRepublic (Lonczinski Bootleg)

~ Caterina

Miscellaneous

Thanks to this blog, I’ve been abusing the Le Lenny Face like nobody’s business, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It annoys some friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but I don’t care because it’s PERFETTO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

August 9, 2016

Show them this vid and let’s see if they don’t end up dreaming about the mighty Le Lenny.

Or you can always show this to them

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There’s no other face that can perfectly encapsulate this blog. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Imagine this: Jacob Frye slathered in butter. Or rather… Becel Buttery Taste (c).

August 9, 2016

Sweet buttery asparagus heavens, anon! And here I thought it was completely gone from my subconscious. You needed not remind us of this commercial!

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(Well no actually do remind us again and again that such a video existed.)

~ Signora Paola (who now wishes there’s an audiobook read by Paul Amos of this programming book she has to read)

DACS Greatest Hits

August 6, 2016

We are not taking any more requests!

Thank you for very much for participating in Which song do we associate with a character? ask meme


(As always, I’m going to answer one song per request ;D)

Haytham: You Know My Name by Chris Cornell (Yes, I answered the same thing in the “Which Songs They’ll Sing” ask before. I CAN’T HELP IT. I HAVE THIS SONG PERMANENTLY TAGGED AS HAYTHAM’S NOW.)
Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton: Alone by Heart (which I totally didn’t choose because I sing this often in karaoke and think about Connor whenever I sing it *coughs*), Together in Electric Dreams by Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder (let me cry now because damn those lyrics ._.)

(And because I have to…)

For both of them: Against The Tide by Celldweller

~ Signora Paola (who will only song Alone when she’s, well, alone ;P)


Haytham: Cemeteries of London by Coldplay 
Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton:  Howl by Florence And The Machine | Seven Nation Army The Glitch Mob RemixThe White Stripes

~Claudia ( doesn’t like sad songs for Connor… :D)


Haytham: If I Never Knew You from Disney’s ‘Pocahontas’…I mean it screams Haytham and Ziio. 8 TAKE ALL OF MY FEELS, DISNEY, ALL OF MY FEELS~

And also…Stay Alive form the Alexander Hamilton musical. Especially this song…it mentions Charles Lee in there somewhere lmao. It also has the James Bond musical pastiche throughout, and we all know how Haytham is basically the Ubisoft dev’s colonial version of James Bond, sooooo~

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Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton: Creek Mary’s Blood by Nightwish…it always makes me feel sad to know what happens to Connor and his people later on.

For both of them: Words by Skylar Grey…I mean, just listen to the lyrics. Then read Assassin’s Creed: Forsaken. Then listen to the song while reading Forsaken. You’ll get intense sad feels.

– Ezio Auditore

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[UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING IN THE DISTANCE]