Grazie for sharing that post! Claudia has already done the changes and at the moment, browsing http://dirtyasscreedsecrets.tumblr.com on a web browser seems to be good again. However, I am fearful that this will not be a permanent solution, and that Tumblr will get wind of that loophole and will soon release a “fix” for it.
~ Signora Paola
Well, at least for once Tumblr met our expectations
Seriously, we expected this to happen. We actually marked our bordello as explicit in the past because someone sent us a message complaining that they could see our NSFW posts whenever they searched for Assassin’s Creed. At that time, I thought it prudent to properly label the blog as explicit for those users who did not wish to view adult stuff whenever they searched for something.
I had no idea that years later, that decision to “follow the rules” would come to bite us all in the ass, and Tumblr would fucking disable the option to turn off safe browsing for everyone. That’s what’s really pissing me off in this whole debacle.
~ Signora Paola
We don’t really access Twitter that often. Our Twitter account there is mainly a crosspost, and I personally don’t have access to it so I will not be able to check direct messages.
Our mod account at Dreamwidth can receive private messages, though. Of course, one needs to have an account and anonymous messaging is not possible. However, if there’s a growing demand of sending confessions elsewhere, I will make a post in that account allowing screened anonymous comments. They won’t be published, but we will be able to see them.
Speaking of Tumblr sucking, I’ve just found out that we have lost our avatar and header image. They did say that “the avatars and headers for these blogs will also be reverted to the default settings.” Also, I can’t access the dirtyasscreedsecrets.tumblr.com on my web browser. I’m trying to look for the option to turn off safe browsing, but wow, did Tumblr remove that option as well?
To be honest, I’m actually very seriously considering moving to Dreamwidth all together. This Tumblr will still be operational, but I think moving main operations to https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.dreamwidth.org will be better for us in the long run. What do our patrons think?
I will need to confer this with other mods as well, but in light of these new developments, transferring seems really like the better option.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
‘Desmond Miles probably loves to get jizz sprayed over his abs and chest…’
Imagine your favourite character waking you up, and you smell something burning. Turns out they burned food while trying to make breakfast, and they’re hungry, so they whine for you to get up and cook. You refuse because you’re too sleepy. They sigh, and climb into bed with you. Only, it’s not to sleep. They carress your body while rougly kissing your neck, moving their hands from your torso to your waist. Turned on and awake, you moan. But then, they suddenly get up, smiling. “Breakfast first, babe.”
‘I’ve been watching ASMR videos to help me sleep. I tend to stay away from the whisper type of videos because I have a rather embarrassing reaction to them. No matter who whispers, man or woman, I always feel a jolt of arousal. And now I can’t help but daydream a modern Jacob Frye with his own ASMR channel. Unlike other ASMRtists, he always shows his face… because he knows that it’s his face that’s half of the reason why he has millions of subscribers. He never says anything lewd, but every seemingly innocent word he whispers never fails to send me into a lustful haze. I can imagine actually masturbating while watching his videos and even becoming bold enough to send him a private message, hinting what I’ve done while watching his videos. He’d send a message back, asking if I could give him a ‘live demonstration.’ I agree on the condition that I do it while he talks to me over on vidchat. He does, and my phone’s battery nearly died because he just can’t stop whispering me lewd things, and I just can’t stop touching myself and bringing myself to an orgasm, again and again. When we finally meet in person, we’re basically lost to the world for 3 whole days because all we’ve done during that time is fuck, eat, and sleep. But mostly fuck.’
‘I feel that Alexios would be very eager to please orally, and would willingly have his face be sat on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘Shout out to the lovely ladies of the bordello, past and present; thank you. I wanna give each of you the best oral sex you’ve ever had ;)’
We can be quite… ferocious, dearest anon. We hope you’re up to that challenge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Ladies, with the holidays soon approaching I keep imagining coming home with an armload of gifts to find Jacob on the sofa wearing nothing but some tinsel and a smile. I see he has put up a tree and strung some lights on it and I chuckle seeing his ridiculously proud smile. I put my bags down before walking over and reward him for all his hard work. We end up going several rounds by the glow of the lights until we are both thoroughly exhausted. Merry Christmas to us.’
“Am I the only one that thinks Daphnae was the hottest love interest in
AC Odyssey? Goddamn that beautiful woman could get it. Could you imagine
the threesome’s with her and Kassandra? Oh god the thought of seeing
them between your legs, or tasting them. Feeling them passionately
grinding themselves against you, fucking you with their fingers,
growling, groaning, moaning, after every time you thinks you’ve had
enough they both just go right back to it, growling that they aren’t
done with you yet.”