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December 20, 2018

‘Can Kassandra just rail me with a strapon already?’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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How can I send confessions to Dreamwidth? I’m lost. Is it even possible to post from phone? :-/

December 20, 2018

Yes, it should be possible. Just reply to this post. You can reply as anonymous if you don’t have a Dreamwidth account.

If you’ve used LiveJournal before, it should be familiar. But in case you haven’t, it’s pretty much like responding to a WordPress entry.

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In which Signora Paola is very pissed off

December 20, 2018

I was looking at our Sinday tag and a couple of our confessions were hidden from view. OK, fine, a few of them had questionable images, but this one in particular pissed me off

image

I checked which image in our backup corresponded with the link and this came out

ETA: I’m linking off-site because OF COURSE Tumblr would flag this: http://secluded-haystack.com/158526797804.jpg

That was an artwork I made. I’m not particularly pissed off that my art was flagged. I’m particularly pissed off because a mere shirtless image of Jacob was flagged as explicit.

Wow, Tumblr. 

I really, really want to actually delete this Tumblr because I’m getting tired of having to circumvent around Tumblr’s unfair policies. But I know that most of you prefer to stay here. That is the only thing holding me back. At this rate, I’m tempted to just have all the confessions here text only, and have the images linked on our Dreamwidth community.

~ Signora Paola

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Christmas is near!

December 20, 2018

And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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December 19, 2018

‘After I found out that the girl I was courting got a girlfriend yesterday, I felt really fucking sad. Thankfully, Jacob and Haytham are there to keep me company, letting me forget my sadness through taking turns to shove their cocks in my mouth and my pussy.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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I know its probably redundant because you’re a nsfw blog, but y’all have been flagged as explicit by Tumblr despite not technichally breaking guidelines. Sorry for bothering you if you already knew, I hope you ladies have a good day

December 19, 2018

Yes, we already know and this is why we have setup a mirror account at Dreamwidth. Honestly, I’d prefer to move there all together, but I realise that a lot of you are unwilling to leave Tumblr and I don’t want to force people into leaving. Many fandoms are in a precarious place right now. A lot have jumped ship, but the alternatives are all over the place. I imagine it would take years before we settle in another social media platform, so I can’t blame people for not wanting to take that leap of faith yet.

~ Signora Paola

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December 19, 2018

Confessing your sins

To our valued patrons,

While we are still accepting confessions here on Tumblr, in case you prefer to submit it elsewhere, we have setup this post on our Dreamwidth that allows anonymous commenting. All anonymous comments will be screened, so your confessions will not be published in that entry.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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December 18, 2018

‘So I’m a bi lady who is mainly attracted to women, but today for some reason all I’ve been able to think about is getting fucked by Brasidas. All I want is for him to go balls deep in my pussy and pound me until I scream.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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December 18, 2018

To our valued patrons,

We’re still in the process of making an official announcement addressing the changes that Tumblr did, how it’s affecting us, and how we are going to proceed. For the time being, our bordello is shared between two places: Here on Tumblr and on our Dreamwidth.

You can still send your confessions via our ask box and we will keep accepting your confessions this way until Tumblr decides to be even more of a dick and completely take that option away from us.

Because of Dreamwidth’s limitations, confessions will be posted there first. This is because scheduled posting is not possible at the moment. We are hoping that they’ll implement that soon, but at the moment the way we’ll do it is when we’re done editing a confession, we will immediately post it in our Dreamwidth communityThe confessions here on Tumblr will still be posted on queue, so they’ll be posted a day (or several) after we posted them on DW. Think of it as a “perk” for joining our community there. 😉

Molte grazie for reading and most especially for your support!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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PSA: If your blog is stuck in explicit mode

December 18, 2018

theallblue:

allmights-tiddies:

fluttershythekind:

archonix:

You can edit the settings page to change it.

This is my naughty blog right now. Notice how the icon is that snazzy default thing?

That’s because it’s set to explicit, a setting that was locked after the great purge:

BUT

If you right-click on that toggle and click “inspect element”, you can change that.

Notice how the input tag has a disabled attribute? Just remove that whole thing:

The toggle is now active

And toggleable

And now, after a quick refresh, my old (crap, but real) icon and header image are back, and the blog is no longer treated as hidden or explicit.

The goggle also disappears after the refresh, but it’s worth noting that you can also edit the toggle back into the settings panel and change your blog back to explicit if you so desire.

This is a perfect example of the laziness of tumblr’s devs. They haven’t removed the functionality, they’ve just kinda-sorta hidden it a bit; the end-point that the explicit toggle hits is still there.

Share this please.

@papabay

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