Uncategorized

EXCUSE ME DEAR SISTERS. My thirst for Alexios and Kassandra has increased. But the oasis of the Secluded Haystack was dry! I have read nearly every other story on that blessed site.

December 12, 2018

You make a very fine point. I’m actually a little disappointed that we haven’t gotten any Haystack entry about the two. To the point that I’m actually considering writing one myself. 😏

But I feel like the best way to write it is follow the game’s lead and write something that will let the reader choose whether they want Alexios or Kassandra. Which would be a little time consuming. But doable.

Now to think about a good plot to go with it. Yes, even if it’s as thin as Alexios’/Kassandra’s small clothes

~ Signora Paola

Extended Confessions, Secluded Haystack, Uncategorized

December 12, 2018

Read more at Secluded Haystack

Confession [@sazula]

Uncategorized

December 11, 2018

‘Kassandra’s ARMS. Just FUCK me with them.’

Uncategorized

December 10, 2018

( my first confession in quite a while 😉 )

Eros requires a sacrifice to be made in order for the mortals to keep his favour.

This sacrifice will happen in the form of a ritual that involves Alexios being stripped naked, being fed some of those viagra flowers and tied to an altar. When the Greek is tied secure, the beautiful priestesses of Eros will come in, each of them having passionate sex with Alexios, one at a time. Despite that the young Spartan has only enough energy for a certain limit of women and there are like a 100 priestesses, Eros will only be pleased when all the women  are satisfied and Alexios is drained and exhausted.

Uncategorized

December 10, 2018

imaginensfw:

Imagine your favorite character with both hands planted firmly on the top of your head while you give them oral then clenching fists full of your hair when they finally reach climax.

Uncategorized

December 9, 2018

‘I want to tie Ezio up while wearing a domanatrix outfit and tease his cock with a riding crop.’

Uncategorized

I just want to say how happy and relieved I am that you are putting in so much effort for preserving this blog! Many people I’ve heard from are so mad about the ban that they are abandoning or even deleting their blog and content, and that attitude just causes more harm to a fandom. I love this blog and it’s refreshing to see how much you’re willing to preserve it for us. The new Dreamwidth site looks great!

December 9, 2018

Molte grazie for your very kind words! This desire to preserve is really due to the fact that we’ve seen this happen before and lost a lot of good things along the way. Even if we all move on to other fandoms, I think being able to look back to our old fandoms and seeing what we did is a great experience. Yes, even the bad ones like the drama. That’s why I think Fanlore.org is doing the most amazing thing because it’s quite literally the history of fandom! I think it’s important that we save these memories no matter how seemingly frivolous they are (like confessions). The point is, there were actual people who imagined these and even wrote stories about their fantasies! People invested a lot of time and love in this fandom, so I feel that it would be a shame to just throw it all away.

Besides, I do love going back to how this blog started and seeing all of these confessions again. It’s a very nice (though time-consuming) throwback. 😁

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Uncategorized

December 8, 2018

‘Excuse the terrible pun but I want a Frye sandwich with a Robert Topping :D’

Uncategorized

December 8, 2018

‘Me and Kassandra are in a hot springs far in the mountains, enjoying each others company after a crazy day saving the Greek world. She gets closer to me, putting tiny kisses all over my face, escalating to passionate ones on my lips. She pulls me close, grinding on me, teasing my clit before pulling a polished, brass phallus from her belongings. She massages my opening with it, eliciting my moans into her mouth, and inserts it. The night continues, making good use of it, ending in her arms.’

Uncategorized

December 8, 2018

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

To our valued patrons,

I have set up a mirror site at Dreamwidth for both security and posterity. If you have a Dreamwidth account, you are very free to join! If you don’t have one, signups are totally free. ❤️That said, you don’t need to do those things if you don’t want to! The mirror site is a precaution in case Tumblr digs itself even deeper and alienates fandoms as a whole.

We hope that our account at DW will stay as a mirror site because despite Tumblr’s infuriating stance on adult content, we have grown quite attached to our home here. We will stay here until that time comes when fandoms find a new (and better) place to seek shelter in. That was the case with LiveJournal in the past. Dreamwidth was actually formed because of LJ’s increasing hostility against fandom. I thought back then that DW would replace LJ, but then there was this talk about a cool new site called Tumblr, how fandoms were slowly settling in there, and…..

image

Here we are. If there’s one thing I learned from the multiple attempts to quash adult content and harming fandoms in the process, it’s how fandoms are very resilient. Only time will tell which would be the next social media platform that fandoms will choose, but it’s inevitable. And hopefully, this bordello will keep living on and we will all see you there. 💖😘

Love,
~ Signora Paola

A sort of bad news, our dear patrons: We cannot backdate entries in DW communities, so using the community as an archive cannot be done. However, we do have another account that serves as the ‘crossposter’ of confessions in our DW community, and since it is a personal account, backdating entries there is totally possible.

So, now I’ve taken up the task of very slooooowly adding all of your confessions. Every. Single. One. Given that we have probably 3,000 confessions (our Tumblr backup has given us over 9,000 entries but a huge chunk of that is likely reblogs and other non-confession posts), this archiving will take a while. 😓

On the bright side, though: I need not worry about any future confessions since they will all be crossposted!

Now, you may be thinking: I’m doing too much for something that may never happen (deletion of this blog). That may be true, but I’d rather be safe than sorry. Through the 5 years this bordello has been operating, it has amassed quite a lot of delightful and imaginative confessions, and I want to save them. There’s also quite a number of non-confession posts that I want to preserve, such as this audio post of Paul Amos reading a Jacob confession (GOOD TIMES WERE HAD AHHH). So, if nothing else, saving these wonderful memories elsewhere would give us a peace of mind. ❤️

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola