‘I had a stupid wet dream about Bayek dancing Tango with me. Started really just with dancing, he then proceeded to take both of our clothes off so that we were dancing naked. Ended with him pining me to a wall and kissing slowly down my body. He put one of my legs over his shoulder and did some truly wonderful things with his tongue and fingers. I love dancing Tango but I think I’ll switch to Waltz for a while now. 😅’
Imagine your favorite character getting festive. They line the walls with lights, drown a tree in ornaments and illuminates, scatter various incense and candles throughout the house, but their favorite and most well developed decoration was the hickies they littered all along your body. It made them so anxious for the 25th to arrive so you could unwrap your new underwear that they desperately wanted to tear off of your body.
Me, gritting my teeth: You garbage website. You garbage, garbage website-
What really ticks me off about this is that they’re not even giving us the choice to see it anymore. they’re taking the choice away from us adults. They’re treating us like we’re kids that need our parents hand.
Us: Let us see the adult content, I”m an adult
Tumblr: Not now dear, why don’t you go look at pictures of cats instead of that nasty adult content.
This attitude is condescending and tells us they don’t think very highly of their users. Plus their defination of adult content is so vague.
Except it’s really more like this:
Us: Let us see this picture
Tumblr: Not now dear, why don’t you go look at pictures of cats instead.
‘Christmas is coming, and Connor, Jacob and Alexios are quite ready to receive their big and only gift: Me, wrapped in laces, with my sweet honey’s entrance uncovered ready to receive their cum. Oh, what a great Christmas would be!’
‘I would really like to have a threesome with Federico and Ezio, being completely submissive and helpless between them. They can do everything to me and I wouldn’t complain…’
Ciao, anonimo! You may still send your Secluded Haystack stories through Tumblr. The story will be posted in all sites: Tumblr, Dreamwidth and Secluded Haystack.
And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You may have heard of Pillowfort, a platform that aims to have Tumblr’s content-sharing feature with full discussion threads, the ability to secure one’s posts, amongst other things.
I was one of the many backers that pledged this project to life. Because of this, I was able to form a dirtyasscreedsecrets community in Pillowfort. Now, the site is still in closed beta so our presence there is a… placeholder more than anything else. We do not know how many of you have Pillowfort accounts, but if you do have one, please feel free to join!
I know it seems that we are all over the place and frankly, I am uncertain as to where we’re going to settle in the end. Honestly, our Dreamwidth page is really a secondary site. Despite my frustrations and anger at Tumblr, our hands are tied (and not in the fun way lol). We have to maintain our operations here until most of our patrons decide to leave Tumblr. This bordello exists because of your participation after all!
So, for now – this Tumblr will still be the primary site, but since Tumblr’s crapshoot of an AI is very flawed when it comes to really detecting pornography in images, if we have suggestive images, we will only put the text here and link it to our Dreamwidth page. Our Pillowfort community will stay relatively untouched for now… unless its membership suddenly increases.
Grazie for reading and your patience! ~ Signora Paola
