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December 22, 2018

‘I would really like to have a threesome with Federico and Ezio, being completely submissive and helpless between them. They can do everything to me and I wouldn’t complain…’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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apologies if im making you say this again, i must’ve missed your recent posts. but i was wondering if we could still submit secluded haystack fics through tumblr?apologies again, im terribly sorry!

December 22, 2018

Ciao, anonimo! You may still send your Secluded Haystack stories through Tumblr. The story will be posted in all sites: Tumblr, Dreamwidth and Secluded Haystack.

No need to apologize, we’re here to help!

~Claudia

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Christmas is near!

December 22, 2018

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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December 21, 2018

‘I want to give James Kidd a lapdance and strip them slowly so I can see the Mary Read.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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December 21, 2018

To our valued patrons,

You may have heard of Pillowfort, a platform that aims to have Tumblr’s content-sharing feature with full discussion threads, the ability to secure one’s posts, amongst other things.

I was one of the many backers that pledged this project to life. Because of this, I was able to form a dirtyasscreedsecrets community in Pillowfort. Now, the site is still in closed beta so our presence there is a… placeholder more than anything else. We do not know how many of you have Pillowfort accounts, but if you do have one, please feel free to join!

I know it seems that we are all over the place and frankly, I am uncertain as to where we’re going to settle in the end. Honestly, our Dreamwidth page is really a secondary site. Despite my frustrations and anger at Tumblr, our hands are tied (and not in the fun way lol). We have to maintain our operations here until most of our patrons decide to leave Tumblr. This bordello exists because of your participation after all!

So, for now – this Tumblr will still be the primary site, but since Tumblr’s crapshoot of an AI is very flawed when it comes to really detecting pornography in images, if we have suggestive images, we will only put the text here and link it to our Dreamwidth page. Our Pillowfort community will stay relatively untouched for now… unless its membership suddenly increases.

Grazie for reading and your patience!
~ Signora Paola

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December 20, 2018

‘Can Kassandra just rail me with a strapon already?’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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How can I send confessions to Dreamwidth? I’m lost. Is it even possible to post from phone? :-/

December 20, 2018

Yes, it should be possible. Just reply to this post. You can reply as anonymous if you don’t have a Dreamwidth account.

If you’ve used LiveJournal before, it should be familiar. But in case you haven’t, it’s pretty much like responding to a WordPress entry.

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In which Signora Paola is very pissed off

December 20, 2018

I was looking at our Sinday tag and a couple of our confessions were hidden from view. OK, fine, a few of them had questionable images, but this one in particular pissed me off

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I checked which image in our backup corresponded with the link and this came out

ETA: I’m linking off-site because OF COURSE Tumblr would flag this: http://secluded-haystack.com/158526797804.jpg

That was an artwork I made. I’m not particularly pissed off that my art was flagged. I’m particularly pissed off because a mere shirtless image of Jacob was flagged as explicit.

Wow, Tumblr. 

I really, really want to actually delete this Tumblr because I’m getting tired of having to circumvent around Tumblr’s unfair policies. But I know that most of you prefer to stay here. That is the only thing holding me back. At this rate, I’m tempted to just have all the confessions here text only, and have the images linked on our Dreamwidth community.

~ Signora Paola

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Christmas is near!

December 20, 2018

And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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December 19, 2018

‘After I found out that the girl I was courting got a girlfriend yesterday, I felt really fucking sad. Thankfully, Jacob and Haytham are there to keep me company, letting me forget my sadness through taking turns to shove their cocks in my mouth and my pussy.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)