@thatbellagazegrazie mille! We hope you’re having a lovely Christmas! We’re so grateful for your unerring support despite the challenges Tumblr threw at us.
Speaking of Connor, who’s excited about the upcoming AC3 Remaster? 😏😏😏
‘For this Christmas, I want Jacob to fuck me so hard, I’m going to feel him until New Year’s Eve. I want him to drill me so hard the bed squeaks, pin my arms behind my back, grab my hair, and just completely dominate me. Because it’s when he’s rough with me – when I’m completely under his mercy – that I find the greatest release from the stresses of life. He knows that I feel the freest when I let him take control, and he knows exactly how intense he needs to be.’
‘Dearest Santa: a gift voucher for a sexy night at the Bordello with Connor is the only thing that I need. I promise you, I have been extra good (and naughty) this year!’
‘I had a stupid wet dream about Bayek dancing Tango with me. Started really just with dancing, he then proceeded to take both of our clothes off so that we were dancing naked. Ended with him pining me to a wall and kissing slowly down my body. He put one of my legs over his shoulder and did some truly wonderful things with his tongue and fingers. I love dancing Tango but I think I’ll switch to Waltz for a while now. 😅’
Imagine your favorite character getting festive. They line the walls with lights, drown a tree in ornaments and illuminates, scatter various incense and candles throughout the house, but their favorite and most well developed decoration was the hickies they littered all along your body. It made them so anxious for the 25th to arrive so you could unwrap your new underwear that they desperately wanted to tear off of your body.
Me, gritting my teeth: You garbage website. You garbage, garbage website-
What really ticks me off about this is that they’re not even giving us the choice to see it anymore. they’re taking the choice away from us adults. They’re treating us like we’re kids that need our parents hand.
Us: Let us see the adult content, I”m an adult
Tumblr: Not now dear, why don’t you go look at pictures of cats instead of that nasty adult content.
This attitude is condescending and tells us they don’t think very highly of their users. Plus their defination of adult content is so vague.
Except it’s really more like this:
Us: Let us see this picture
Tumblr: Not now dear, why don’t you go look at pictures of cats instead.
‘Christmas is coming, and Connor, Jacob and Alexios are quite ready to receive their big and only gift: Me, wrapped in laces, with my sweet honey’s entrance uncovered ready to receive their cum. Oh, what a great Christmas would be!’
