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I already gone off anon once here so screw it being all hiding.. I just want to say i really love this blog and you guys running it :D<3. My friends know about my dark sinning.. But maybe not this part.. maybe 2 does… poor people… Anyways! Just wanted to drop by and thank you all for doing this for the fandom uwu

March 4, 2016
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Grazie mille for your wonderful words, my friend! It always brings us the greatest satisfaction to see one of our patrons pleased with this bordello. I have joked with the other ladies that we should be paid with something more substantial running the blog (such as an assassino waiting on our bed every night *coughs*) but truthfully, your happiness is the best reward we can get. (‘∀’●)♡

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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I apologize for wasting an ask on this, but I have sent two confessions so far and it’s been over a week now. Did I miss them or am I THAT far behind in the queue due to your blog’s recent business? :|

March 4, 2016

I only see one in the queue (due to post 3 days from now) and I’m not seeing any further WIPs from the other mods with your username on it, so it’s likely that the other one didn’t go through or perhaps it has been posted already.

We do have a full queue and it doesn’t seem to go less than 30 posts these days. The moment it goes below 50, it slowly gets filled up again with more confessions. The queue is still posting 12 confessions a day, although I just dialled it back in to 10 because it’s taking us a little longer to add new ones. I’ll bring it back to 12 when we’ve caught up.

It’s funny because this is really the first time we’re dealing with a rather bloated queue. Mia cara Claudia and I were just reminiscing about the good ol’ days, but that would be for another post. 😉

Grazie for your patience!
~ Signora Paola

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Saw the ask on partner reaction to rape. I know it’s not really my place to tell anyone what to do but I still felt I need to share my 2¢ b/c I believe it’s important. I think the fundamental issue with such a question is it shifts the focus away from the victim to the partners. Recovery for every victim is different and depends entirely on what is deemed acceptable to the /victim/. While the partners will be important, it is ultimately not up them. So pls just consider this if/when you answer.

March 3, 2016

I agree, my dear anon. I just had a talk with the others and we have agreed that this subject is a very serious topic to talk about and we cannot treat this in the same manner as we have treated the other ‘ask the admins’ topics we had previously.

Therefore, we have decided that it is best not to answer this (or any similar type of asks). We are very sorry to disappoint anyone who wishes to see our opinion about this, but as you said – it does take away the focus from the victim. It may be fictional, but it is still a very heavy subject matter and we would rather have the blog focus on its true purpose: A safe haven to share dirty thoughts and confessions about the Assassin’s Creed characters.

Thank you so much for your kind understanding!
~ Signora Paola

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How would the Assassins respond to discovering that their significant other had been raped? I apologize if you ladies are uncomfortable with answering this

March 3, 2016

We actually have a message asking us the same thing before (it’s in our drafts right now). I’m still on the fence if I should respond to it or not. Slightly leaning towards more on the ‘I’d rather not’ honestly, but we shall see. We still have several asks to go through, so please bear with us. ♥️

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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I see my confession about the burlesque club is out there. I’m still flustered about it being out there, even though it’s… Kind of tame compared to the other confessions I see on this blog. This, and that message from someone wanting to see some story set in the Hidden Blade AU, is making me want to write some smut that totally involves some dirty dancing. But I’m afraid of outing myself. Should I or shouldn’t I…

March 3, 2016

If you’re uncomfortable revealing yourself, we could put up your drabble anonymously (that is, if you intend to submit it on Secluded Haystack). 🙂 In any case, you know that we always encourage people here to try and get out of their shells, but if you’re uneasy about it then please take your time! ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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I love all the ladies that moderate this blog but Singora Paola your replies, tags and comments are worth their weight in gold! Grazie ~ 💖

March 2, 2016
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Grazie di cuore for your sweet and thoughtful words, my dear! You have certainly made my fairly tiring day a lot better! (´∀`)♡ I daresay you have even energised me to work on this Haystack business I still need to finish. So thank you once again! ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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Come and get me, Lucrezia.

March 2, 2016
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Well, I’m off to spend some quality time with a few of the assassini over there by the balcony. Please do behave~

~ Signora Paola


Oh~ Well this has escalated rather quickly. I do beg you two to behave and play nice.

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~Claudia

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If 1880 Jacob Frye is married in Jack the reaper DLC , he’s wife is probably the happiest woman in the world , i mean who wouldn’t with a sexy beast like him

March 2, 2016

Who wouldn’t, indeed?

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He is very dapper and handsome, isn’t he.

~ Signora Paola (who made that gif for all the 40-year-old Jacob… connoisseurs of this blog)

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Just saying that all the Jacob confess make me wet all over, oh my god that man, Thank You to the maker of ACS for making this sexy god of a man, and thank you to this site for all your sexiness, Please never stop doing what you are doing,…

March 2, 2016

Let us all be thankful to the beautiful creation that is Jacob Frye in the name of the Father

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the Son(s)

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and the (un)Holy Spirit

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….Can I get an Amen?

~ Signora Paola (who is on sugar and caffeine high right now)