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January 1, 2018

Molte grazie and from the bottom of our hearts, we thank each and one of you for supporting us in 2017 (and the past 4 years DACS has been in existence). Without you and your continued patronage, we would’ve never gotten this far. ❤️❤️❤️

Here’s to a prosperous (and naughty) 2018!

Love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

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So I take it by now that people have seen the mysterious “package” photo? My head is still spinning slightly I will confess. Maybe expect a sudden tidal wave of Jacob confessions 😂

January 30, 2017

Do you mean this one?

(Posted here)

And here I was just talking about how “thick” Jacob could be. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola (who honestly thought she was looking at a cucumber)

Miscellaneous

Hi ladies and Ezio! I’m glad someone asked about the confession count because I was thinking to myself that I’m surprised Edward and Arno don’t have more confessions, especially Edward who I always considered to be quite popular within the fan base. This is not a complaint, I’m not bothered by it. Simply just surprised.

September 2, 2016

We wish we can explain this, my friend. IMO, popularity in the fandom doesn’t always mean having the most number of posts in a dirty confessions blog. Take for instance – Connor. He’s not that popular in the general AC fandom – not as popular as, say, Ezio anyway, but look at the difference of confessions between the two. That’s more than a 200 difference, which is quite significant.

Frankly, I think it would depend on which area of the fandom you are referring to. The Tumblr AC fandom is pretty much living in its own bubble, isn’t it? So, perhaps the characters that are well-loved in this little world that we’ve made for ourselves would be most likely to get the most confessions here. 😀

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Guys, just wanna say that artwork you gave Paul and Kris looked amazing! Well done you guys! Paul looked genuinely shocked that Jacob has the most confessions. Did it really have every single Jacob confession on it?

June 6, 2016

Molte grazie! ♥ As the one who made that mosaic I can confirm that it had every Jacob confession in existence (although I had to cheat a bit and repeat some images because the size of the mosaic probably required 700++). This is the image to anyone who’s interested to see it in digital format

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And to think this didn’t even include the confessions we got two weeks prior to the event! I had to make and ship it ASAP so it’d reach Teodora in time. I think since I made this mosaic and the event last weekend, there were probably 20 new Jacob confessions we received lol. o/

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

When I first found this blog I thought I wouldn’t ever be brave enough to send a confession, at least not off anon. Now I’ve just noticed two of my confessions have reached porn star status! 😮 Thanks everyone!

May 27, 2016
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You know, if I knew how to hack Tumblr and do decent coding I’d add an actual achievements feature in the bordello. Maybe something like this

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*coughs*

And congratulations for having two of your confessions join the ranks of the porn stars! Go out and strut like an Assassin as you murder the sidewalk with your moves. ;D

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Just saying that all the Jacob confess make me wet all over, oh my god that man, Thank You to the maker of ACS for making this sexy god of a man, and thank you to this site for all your sexiness, Please never stop doing what you are doing,…

May 14, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Let us all be thankful to the beautiful creation that is Jacob Frye in the name of the Father

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the Son(s)

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and the (un)Holy Spirit

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….Can I get an Amen?

~ Signora Paola (who is on sugar and caffeine high right now)

Reblogging this because of @swiggle-muffin’s message to us

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Indeed.

*clears throat* Now let us say grace and thank the Father, the Son, and the Unholy Spirit before we partake in this meal

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~ Signora Paola