It’s my birthday! Who wants to buy me a drink? Aye, who’s got a refill? I want another! BARKEEP! Get me another rum! Give me another one…I want two more! One…two…seven…hey. Hey, here-youuu d’yon—don’ look-at-me-like-that…
[Someone bothers Shay]
Hey. COME ‘AN HERE ‘AN SAY THAT TO MY—Oh, hello! Whass yorrr name, heh? Hey, don’t walk away from me! You know you want it! MWHAHAHAHA…
[Shay spots an attractive patron…]
*wooo* What a lovely target! *whoop* Come over here! *whewp* Hey, you look pretty, huehuehue…uhmmherghungh, nice ‘an thirsty…why don’ ye come o’er ‘ere for a dance? Huehuehue…*wheep* Let me pull you into the discussion! *pewwhip* Hey. Hey, ‘ere dy’or’erdumgh, don’ look-at-me-like-that…Ah, you’re lookin’ for a challenge, are ye? Hoohhgh…how many of you are there right ‘ere? What is that!? Stop it! Get away from me! ‘Ey, DON’T TOUCH ME! Hey, whass dat? Free coin!
[Someone tosses a coin to Shay]
Oh, shiny! Hah, JUST WHAT I NEEDED! WAIT ‘TIL THE LADS SEE THIS!
[Some dumb bar fight about to ensue…]
YE ALL WISH YE HAD THIS! YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE ME! YOU ALL WISH—’EY! HOW DARE YOU! THIS ONE’S MINE!
[After all the ruckus…]
D’ye-have-any-more-’o-this-one? Hey, you. You! God Save the King. Long live King Georgssshhhe…What d’ye do with a drunken sssailor? Why is the rum always gone?
‘Has anyone here ever turned on the ‘Big Mouth’ cheat in AC Rogue? Shay says the funniest lines with them, but oh man…with the rope dart, however, he says his cheesy lines in a way that it comes off as suggestive. “Get back over here!” and “Let me pull you into the discussion!” I can hear Shay saying that to me after playfully chasing me in the wild. He’d tie me with the rope dart and have his way with me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘Connor, Shay, and Jacob’s arms get me feeling all sorts of things…how they could easily pin me on my back and have there way with my form. The delicate warmth they would bring cuddled around me. The sensation of there brute strength as they carried me bridal style. AC gave me a whole new fetish…🤤🤤🤤’
‘I had the same reaction to Shay Cormac as I did Wrathion from WoW – “These men could ruin me all night long.” Even before I had context to there characters or played there games, I figured the two are rough, rowdy lovers who enjoy taking command in bed. But would certainly cuddle while praising me in their exotic voices about how much they enjoyed my company. I knew I was going to please myself with the thought of them doing just that to me. I love video games 😍’
‘I’ve pleased myself many times to the thought of Templar Shay making delicate love to me in a bathtub. The water is warm, doors closed shut, and the tiles make our moans of passion ever clearer to hear. He doesn’t get too rough or too gentle, tightly cradling me in his arms as he thrusts and thrusts. The water splashes in and out; meanwhile my grip on his shoulders only riles him up more. His fingers travel through my hair when his mouth starts teasing my neck. My ears picking up on his husky grunts but takes the time to praise me the hours this session lasts. Exhausted post-act he kisses me and holds me still, expressing how much he’d like us to have more time like this.’
‘Me and Shay both have thanklessly stressful jobs that leave us mentally drained and touch-starved. Fortunately we have each other, he has a horny woman he can dom nonstop. And I have a muscular, Irish daddy who will dom me, and really he’ll be at my instruction during sex. Cause of our jobs we finally feel in control in our ways and both have the needed stress relievers of having someone to fuck, cuddle, and nap beside. Finals week is getting to me, but imagining that with Shay helps me a lot.’
