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Can I just say THANK YOU to the anon who wrote that vampire confession? Ah, I wish I knew who you are, dear, in order to hug you <3 What a great fantasy! And I even think about writing a drabble regarding this confession. Don’t know whether I will submit it here or not, cause writing big English stories is hell for me :D But nevertheless if you don’t mind I will gladly do it! You gave me inspiration, mon ami :) You shouldn’t be ashamed to post such a good confession non-anonymously next time! ;)

February 20, 2016

Just imagine vampiric Frye twins stalking the rooftops at night to find their next meal~

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~ Signora Paola (who would make a fanart of this if she had the time)

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I was at a bookstore today and I saw this huge book on glamour by Dita Von Teese (I believe that’s her name), and the only reason I even noticed it and picked it up was because you guys mentioned her. From what I could tell from a very brief skim (the book was heavy and hard to hold), she seems very glamorous and just an all-around icon. Just felt like sharing with you guys.

February 19, 2016

Ah, yes! La bella Dita Von Teese! She’s truly one of our examples to follow!

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I’m glad you got to know her by us! She’s truly an icon of glamour and sensuality. Her books are very good, too!

~Claudia

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This blog is going to be the death of me I swear to god 😂 but I wouldn’t have it any other way! I love this so much, I’m checking back every 10 minutes for any updates. It feels like we’re a family; a huge, perverted, sexually ambiguous family 😂 keep doing what you’re doing ladies! ❤️💋

February 16, 2016
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Oh, mio caro, thank you for your kind words. I’m happy this blog of ours makes you happy and fills you with excitement. I do think we’re like a family: we learn new things, we share and we love each other… Una grande famiglia felice!

Grazie ancora, tesoro!
~Claudia

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How do I choose between all these amazing assassins and *cough* (that one guy who thought it was alright to become a templar) ;) Hope you had a lovely Valentines Day ladies!

February 16, 2016

Grazie! ♥️ And you’ve just given me this lovely mental image of being in a reality show like The Bachelor or The Bachelorette where the contestants are the Assassins and Templars, and you get to spend some private time with each of them while you choose who among them is your perfect mate~

~ Signora Paola (who would probably end up taking at least two of them)

Miscellaneous, Paola's Choice

There’s this gif of Arno getting to his knees, but DAMN it looks like he’s pushing in softly and with a slight grunt. And man… I can just off to that

February 15, 2016

Oh, you meant that gif ?

You don’t even need any imagination, because that gif is talking for itself, honestly

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-Sister Teodora, who is incredibly lucky to have that on her phone, her laptop and her Xbox One.

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Ahhh, yes. This GIF. I know Sister Teodora’s love for Monsieur Dorian is limitless and I do have two very demanding Assassins already taking up much of my free time, but.

But.

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~ Signora Paola

Monsieur Dorian est l’homme parfait français! I admit, I’ve been quite curious at what he has to offer, perhaps I’ll spend more time with him now… Quel homme!

~Claudia

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Everyone is having these super sexy dreams with assassins/templars and the best my brain can do is making me dream about Haytham singing hello from Adele.

February 15, 2016

Well… maybe your brain needs a slight push towards the right direction

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Who wouldn’t want to have a telephone conversation with Master Kenway? That smooth, velvety voice asking you how your day went, making deep hums of approval as he listens to you, and letting out a low-pitched chuckle every time you make a joke.

It’s all innocent and friendly to be sure. But whenever your phone rings and you hear that deep British voice greeting you, “Hello. It’s me,” on the other end, sometimes… sometimes your mind wanders.

~ Signora Paola

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Not a confession but an opinion :) I don’t ship Freddie Abberline and Jacob Frye. I just see them as kind of like bffs. But, I do think Jacob has a HUGE crush on Freddie. I mean, isn’t Jacob bi? So like yeah, I do think he has a huge crush on my favorite detective. ;) What do you ladies think? :3

February 15, 2016

There’s definitely an admiration there and the way Jacob teases Freddy reminds me of a rascal who teases someone by annoying them (and generally being a little shit) because he likes them. It could be just an innocent little “mancrush” or could be something more serious. Could go both ways like Jacob amirite

~ Signora Paola

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February 15, 2016
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Thank you so much, my loves. Here’s wishing you a night full of Assassins (or Templars… or both) and that they would fill you up for the rest of Valentine’s ;D

And please, take this book with you

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(๑・ω-)～♥”

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

OMG your admin confessional with Mr. & Mrs Smith thing! I was JUST thinking to myself the other day “what if I wrote a haystack entry based off of Brangelina à la Mr./Mrs. Smith style?” but then didn’t do it… but maybe now I should. XD

February 15, 2016
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YES PLEASE I WILL BE VERY MUCH DELIGHTED TO ADD THIS TO THE HAYSTACK (and I might even make a special Photoshop edit 8D).

Love,
~ Signora Paola (who very obviously wrote that confession)