38292283838328 confessions? Oh, my goodness
But seriously, your confessions are always welcome for they keep this bordello well-stimulated and well-oiled. Please keep them coming. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Secluded Haystack
Your drabble is great, @nerdiebeauty! As a non-virgin I can tell that you did everything right ;) It was a pleasure to read it. As much as I love wild and rough Jacob, I like to read something vanilla as well sometimes :) And extra 10 points for you for using older Jacob. I always imagine that he would be gentler than his younger version. So, no need to worry, my dear. It has been writen perfectly! Well done! I want to see more of your works <3
March 12, 2016Thank you for your thoughtful message, my dear! I’m certain @nerdiebeauty would be so delighted to see it.
Oh, indeed, I think older Jacob would be gentler, too. And definitely more patient. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Someone please warm him up already~
~ Signora Paola
Confessions
Okay but Ezio looks so freaking good when wearing the carnival mask… just ugh… he could do everything to me wearing that mask!
March 12, 2016Indeed I do.
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[mod note: now is a good time for me to shamelessly plug myself and bring back an old-school confession I made, back then when it was just me running this blog: https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.secluded-haystack.com/2013/04/18/post-cut-for-brevity-original-text-is-below-i/]
~ Ezio
Shirtless Shay! I wasn’t 100% sure how else to get this picture to you. I’m a tumblr noobie. It’s all your fault! 😉
OH, I stand corrected! Yes. Yes. I like this very much. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So, that brings the shirtless count to Ezio, Connor, Edward, Shay, and Jacob. That’s enough for a boyband, isn’t it.
~ Signora Paola (who is amazed there are no naughty Assassin boyband AUs yet)
@ellestrix The Fangirl Recovery Kit™ is always by my side ever since that fateful morning on January 12, 2016. Good times. *nods sagely*
@blackheartsweater Does the blog need more infamy at this point? (The answer is Yes. Always. ￣ω￣)
Uhhh… I’m not sure if I should be happy or be afraid of this comment.
~ Signora Paola (who has just woken up literally minutes before getting this comment)
Miscellaneous
Just a mini confession but I’m absolutely in love with Haytham Kenway (And this blog, cheers!)
March 11, 2016
You’re welcome, anon. ;D
Miscellaneous
Ooohhh!!! Welcome back, Signore Ezio! :D Well, actually, I’ve been checking this blog for like 3 months ago only so I’m kind of new in here. But, the Sisters did mention your username before and that you’ve been out for soooo long! So in other words, I’m not quite familiar with you, but hopefully the new ones checking this one (like moi!) would get to know you more! Safety and peace, Mentor! :)))
March 11, 2016Thank you! 😀 And that’s okay! Take your time; tumblr has a lot to offer (and will suck you in if you’re not careful huehue). Feel free to follow me anytime (just let me know who you are by private chat). You don’t have to be buddy buddy with me right away lol. But I’m just glad that I wasn’t forgotten while I was away. :’D
I’ve been around tumblr for 6 years now holy crap. But I got into the Assassin’s Creed madness during AC3′s heyday. I spammed the #Connor Kenway tag a lot with silly, dirty suggestions, headcanons, and of course fan fics lol. I followed that tag like crazy and that’s how I found other people to fangirl over the dumbest things about. 😛 (maybe soon I’ll follow the Jacob tag heh) And uh, I think that kind of contributed to starting this blog, too. 😛 I got a lot of followers that way, but these days I’m just preferring to keep it low key. I also founded the Wolfkin Initiative–which hasn’t active in a while and I’m still deciding what I’m going to do with it, since the other admins are sadly no longer active.
And uh that’s the gist of it; don’t want to write a wall of text lol. But thank you again for the greetings and thanks for following us, too! All the support is much loved. <3
~ E
Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions
Desmond is true bae!!! All assassins are bae but Desmond is the true, ultimate bae👌
March 11, 2016Couldn’t tell if this was a confession or not…since it’s not ‘dirty’ enough, I hope you don’t mind if I just go ahead and answer.
Desmond is only bae thanks to my good genes. How else does he get that bene look?
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~ Ezio
Miscellaneous
To the anon who said her husband saw this site on her phone, read it, & asked if she wanted to give any of these a try. Do it! I cannot begin to tell you how these confessions & a couple of assassins in general have helped mine & my husband’s sex life. He fully supports my Jacob obsession & we have had some really fun times trying new things & bringing some new fantasies to life. Trust me when I say, it does not disappoint. Best wishes! *waves to all the ladies who run this show & blows a kiss*
March 11, 2016Awww. To the anon: Yes, I have to agree with zephyrdany. Oh my goodness, especially if your hubby asked you to try! At least he’s willing. I wish my husband were supportive of things like this lol. He just thinks they’re silly (but then again he thinks any kind of fandom madness in general is silly). But never be afraid to try, especially if your husband wants to go along with it!
~ Ezio