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Can I just say that I’ve had a shit few days at work this week and this blog has really cheered me up, especially the confession about Crawford and Pearl. ❤️ thanks for being you, ladies!

April 27, 2016

Awww, come here and give us a snuggle, my dear

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I’m certain @sjoraet will be very happy to hear your comment! And it’s really one of the greatest joys of maintaining this blog to see our wonderful patrons being uplifted by DACS. ❣╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯❣

Love,
~ Signora Paola


Aww I’m really glad that what we do here cheers you up! That makes me happy to know that you’re happy. :’D And you’re very most welcome!

– Ezio Auditore

Secluded Haystack

I just want to thank everyone who wrote for Secluded Haystack and kept it anonymous. You guys did awesome and I love them, I always go back and reread them. I just want to thank you because we are unable to tell you how good you did!

April 24, 2016

What a lovely message, mio caro! I’m certain that all of our anonymous Secluded Haystack writers will appreciate your kind, reassuring words. Who knows maybe you’ll inspire them to write some more!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Hello all at the Rosa in Fiore. This isn’t a dirty confession but a thank you. A big thank you. As of late I have been rather down (crap job, lack of friends to hang out with), and I’ve sought solace in tumblr, and in particular your wonderful blog. It cheers me up and makes me giggle everyday (particularly some of the little comments from Claudia). So I want to thank you and everyone who sends confessions in for helping pull me out of my rut. Keep on sinning ;) xxx

April 23, 2016

Oh, mio caro! Your welcome! I’m happy to know this blog, and my silly comments, make your days easier and better. Just so you know, if you need to talk about anything the other ladies and I are always available. I hope you continue to be with us and to feel better.

Grazie and take care,
~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I’m in love with this blog! (uwu) and I can’t believe there are Filipinos in here! 😀 hello mga kababayan! 💖 ✋

April 22, 2016
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Maraming salamat po! It’s always a pleasure to see another Filipino in this part of the fandom; I honestly thought that we are so few you can count us with one hand. (*≧▽≦)

Nagmamahal,
~ Signora Paola


I blame Ate Jill (Paola) for all the traffic we get from the PI, beahahakha~

Mabuhay, kababayan! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to know there are a lot of us here.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio Auditore

DACS Greatest Hits

Because today is 4/20, who among the Assassins/Templars would you say smoke tobacco, weed, or vapor?

April 21, 2016

Sorry this is late; I wasn’t able to get on a computer all day until now–well I think Desmond for sure has tried some weed lol, and probably also tried to share it with the group, but only Rebecca agreed.

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Altaïr, and he’d probably make a terrible pun to Malik about them being…hashashins, and try to twist the word into hashishins, because hashish is pretty much weed, right? Trollolololol. Although, I think those two are more likely to prefer their own country’s hookah more than anything.

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Shao Jun, although like our Syrian hash…asshins, would probably prefer the stuff that’s ‘trending’ in her country, like…opium.

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I think Connor would be a straight-edge type of person, although he would probably make an exception for tobacco, but only if it’s used in the traditional, sacred way of his people.

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Haytham on the other hand, probably has no qualms smoking a cig or two. He’d probably be that fancy-ass, three-piece suited billionaire businessman carrying around the fanciest, most expensive cigs, like Nat Shermans or something

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He’d definitely smoke some Nat Shermans–black & gold label:

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Edward and Adewalé would be more into cigars, especially dem good Cuban cigars.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Aveline would probably just smoke tobacco out of pipes, particularly periques. For cigarrettes, she’d smoke American Spirit since it has perique in it, and probably use a cigarette holder to smoke cigs.

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Welp, none of us admins here personally smoke, but either way, here’s to 4/20!

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

Another thing about the bath,they though (Louis XIV’s period for exemple) that bath could help them to get sick, or becoming crazy and loosing their mind, for example, in some hospitals, they made people take baths to cure their “moods” (not sure it’s the good word “humeurs”). Do you imagine the smell of Versailles, with all these courtiers and the king who didn’t wash, and all the smell of the differents parfums.. Ok, just let join connor into his river’s bath (just to be clean, of course ;) )

April 20, 2016

For those who missed it, we reblog the part about why the Davenport Manor never had a bathroom: https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.secluded-haystack.com/2016/04/16/why-the-davenport-manor-doesnt-have-a-bathroom/


Hmm, that is quite interesting, @elenawrit! It certainly adds another atmosphere to…France, bwhahaha! Poor Arno…I hope he wasn’t terrible smelling himself. 😛

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– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

Hey guys! It’s my birthday and I just love this blog, I haven’t send in any sins but if you make the lovely Federico say happy birthday to me then I will send in all my sins! XD

April 20, 2016

Mi dispiace for posting this so late, but mio fratello can be very… ah, busy sometimes. I, the other ladies and Ezio, hope you had a lovely day, anonimo! And now, here’s Federico:

 

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~Claudia

Miscellaneous, Paola's Choice

May I get the blessing of Father Jacob? 😉

April 18, 2016
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Father Jacob blesses you and is ready to hear all your confessions. He’s even offering you wicked beautiful souls free baptisms.

~ Signora Paola, your mother superior