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Amen! Amen to the Father, the Son(s), and the (Un)Holy Spirit who have made Jacob Frye possible! Someone has to write a reader-insert where reader confesses their sins with 40-year old Jacob Frye this time. I bet you that this would be even yummier than ever. ;P

May 17, 2016

Never forget

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(Well, it’s not 40-year-old Jacob but close enough~)

Serious talk: Never in my wildest dreams did I expect a whole priest AU in this fandom. It really feels like we’ve reached a new low achievement with this whole “Father Jacob” AU. I think we should add a new tagline for La Rosa in Fiore: Nothing is Pure, Everything is Defiled

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~ Signora Paola

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This blog is defo one of my favourite blogs and one of the first I’ve followed (god it’s been a year already😂) and it’s been helping me maintain my sanity during my exam time, especially with the Connor ones 😂🌚 so thanks to all the admins! Xx

May 17, 2016

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We salute you, DACS veteran, for supporting this blog for 1+ year now! Thank you for also being there for us during the ‘Dark Age’ (that period during the Autumn/Fall 2015 semester was when everyone on here just wanted to up and quit, right before we got the ‘2nd Wave of Novices’ during the holidays lol). Sometimes it’s hard to remember that our veterans got our back, too. We’re glad that you like our Connor shenanigans (we admit, we miss the Connor madness of 2013 sometimes lol) We’re really honored that we’re your first blog to follow as well!

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♥ ~ From all of us at La Rosa In Fiore

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Honestly I’m kinda scared now that this blog’s been detected.. This is my go to place to let off steam and now three of the assassin voices know about it.. hell, more of them probably know but they’re hidden in the shadows. Either way I still feel kinda weird.. 😅 (won’t stop me from sending them in but) 👀

May 16, 2016

My dearest anon, I can assure that these wonderful voice actors are likely to be entertained by our shenanigans more than anything else. ( ̄ω ̄) But I can understand your tentativeness; I still remember That Week™ when our bordello was revealed and compromised (feels like a long time ago now; can’t believe it was just four months ago). Needless to say, that whole experience made us more resilient when it comes to Assassin detection. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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So I was the one to send those last two Connor confessions, and I thought I would die when I saw them on your blog. I couldn’t believe myself that I even sent them, and I was pleasantly surprised by the editing. Kudos to whoever edited those confessions; I love the pictures you used. I also apologise for you having to edit Connor’s face on Chris Evans’s … whipped cream bikini.

May 15, 2016

Oh! So, you’re the anonimo that’s been thirsting after Connor, hmm? I must say, mio caro, those were very intense confessions and it was an honor editing them. I’m very happy you liked my editing and my manip of Connor with whip cream~ It was no big deal, I truly enjoyed doing it.

Connor’s a favorite here in our bordello, so there’s never enough confessions of him,so please, do send in more confessions about him when you have the time, alright?

Take care, amore!
~Claudia

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*slams fists on table* PLEASE CAN WE ADD JACK THE RIPPER TO OUR LIST OF TEMPLARS/ASSASSINS SINCE HE’S PLAYABLE!? PLEASE AND THANKYOU

May 14, 2016

*Removes fists from mahogany table*

Ahem, while we do know that Jack the Ripper is a playable character, sadly we can’t include him in our list since he is not an Assassin nor a Templar during the events of the DLC, he is a murderer with no affiliation. We apologize for that.

~Claudia


Just adding my two cents…

The problem with Jack is we never get to know him other than as a murderer. We had a better grasp of who Haytham was despite the fact that we could only play as him in AC3 for a few sequences.

We’re sorry to disappoint you, but even we have our own limits. While we are flattered that people want to know what our headcanons are, nothing’s stopping anyone from making their own. We are definitely not the full authority when it comes to making dirty headcanons. And with a character like Jack where his characterisation is reduced to being a murderer, there’s a lot of guess work to be done if anyone wants to explore who he was before he got insane.

~ Signora Paola

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Just saying that all the Jacob confess make me wet all over, oh my god that man, Thank You to the maker of ACS for making this sexy god of a man, and thank you to this site for all your sexiness, Please never stop doing what you are doing,…

May 14, 2016

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Let us all be thankful to the beautiful creation that is Jacob Frye in the name of the Father

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the Son(s)

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and the (un)Holy Spirit

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….Can I get an Amen?

~ Signora Paola (who is on sugar and caffeine high right now)

Reblogging this because of @swiggle-muffin’s message to us

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Indeed.

*clears throat* Now let us say grace and thank the Father, the Son, and the Unholy Spirit before we partake in this meal

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~ Signora Paola

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I love you guys just as much as I love this amazing blog and all the assassins <3 I hope you all are having a wonderful day, toodles!

May 13, 2016
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Grazie de cuore, amore! We’re very glad this blog brings as smile to your face when you see it and that we’re doing a good job!

~Ezio & the Ladies at La Rosa in Fiore

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Uuuummmmm I’m going to Hell from this but I’m currently writing a drabble about pene penne pasta (and I’m sure you know who I’m talking about (✧ ͜ʖ✧)) to the Haystack and dear God after 349 words I ran out of inspiration. Is there any chance I would get some inspiration or sexy GIFs from you lovely ladies? Anything at all which could help me. PS. Have some lovely hugs because you’re like family to me right now >_<

May 13, 2016
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Here you go.

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– Ezio Auditore

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Okay, wasn’t super into Desmond until this blog. Like, he’s cute, but after the confessions on here, especially that last one about really passionate love making. Just, yes, sign me the fuck up.

May 12, 2016

You and me both–I just had a hot dream about him mwahahaha, and will have it posted for Sinday Sunday

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– Ezio Auditore