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Can I just mention how much I love this blog and you ladies? Also I’m thinking modern AU where Claudia and Ezio are having their sibling rivalries (like them competing who gets most of ladies or men into bed), Fiora is daydreaming about Shay, sister Teodora has her own time machine which she uses to look over Arno and signora Paola is cackling manically front of her Photoshop. All these ideas are forming in my head thanks to this blog :D *hugs you all*

May 30, 2016

Yes, indeed, that is what happens here at the bordello.

Claudia and Ezio’s squabbles don’t really go anywhere

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Fiora’s in Shay heaven

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Teodora’s trying to make Arno notice her

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Paola’s busy doing… things and likely floating in space at this very moment

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As newcomer Rosa drops by and prepares herself for Haytham

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As you can see, we are all very qualified to manage this bordello

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Molte grazie for your very kind words! We are always delighted to hear from you! Keep sinning, you beautiful sinner you! (‘∀’●)♡

~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

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I’m gonna pass my very final exams in a few days… I was wondering if my sweet Edward could cheer me up a bit ? Thank you all, ladies ! (And Ezio !) You’re fantastic !

May 29, 2016

Sweet Edward, you say?

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Now, Edward, do tell us how you’d motivate and encourage our anon to do great on their finals–

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Sooooo…. pass the exams and they get the pirate booty?

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And those golden Assassin jewels?

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……Then they could eat their favourite dessert off your body?

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Right after they remove that dashing suit from you, I see. Thank you, Edward!

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Good luck on your finals, dear anon! May Edward and the song of the booty guide you!

~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

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When I first found this blog I thought I wouldn’t ever be brave enough to send a confession, at least not off anon. Now I’ve just noticed two of my confessions have reached porn star status! 😮 Thanks everyone!

May 27, 2016
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You know, if I knew how to hack Tumblr and do decent coding I’d add an actual achievements feature in the bordello. Maybe something like this

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*coughs*

And congratulations for having two of your confessions join the ranks of the porn stars! Go out and strut like an Assassin as you murder the sidewalk with your moves. ;D

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~ Signora Paola

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I just recently went through a life altering experience that’s put me in a negative emotional spiral, and I visit this blog and it always puts me in a better mood to continue writing my Ezio Brotherhood drabble and to continue trying my best for me.

May 22, 2016
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If there is anything more we can do to keep your spirits up, then we are always here to hear you out, my friend. I think people who belittle fandoms as “childish things” do not understand how having to share your passions and the overall sense of community can help someone through their darkest moments. Heck, I believe plenty of us here would say that we’ve met wonderful people who became our closest friends through this fandom.

And we are eagerly waiting for your Ezio drabble! If you need anything, we are here to help out. ♥

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Hey today was the last day of High school for me and I was wondering if you wonderful ladies and gentleman would help me celebrate it by throwing a little sexy assassins party? Everyone’s invited! :D

May 22, 2016

LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL, YOU SAY? EVERYBODY, LET’S SING YATTA

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But if you would rather have them do a song and dance number

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CALL 1-800-ASSASSINO AND YOU MIGHT JUST GET AN EZIO SPECIAL

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(Don’t forget to reblog the sauce)

And speaking of sexy Assassins, who else thinks that the only ‘partying’ they’ll be doing is dancing in towels?

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who the fuck asked for charles lee

Just remember to bring an umbrella just in case you get wet from that towel dancing

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LET’S PARTY HARD Y’ALL

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And congratulations to finishing high school! May the Assassins (and Templars) guide you into this new chapter of your life.

(Seriously, follow @brotherhoot if you haven’t already. MAY HER GIFS GUIDE YOU TO COLLEGE)

~ ♥ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

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Literally one time I confessed and completely forgot to switch to anonymous so the confession came out with the link to my blog and I sat there laughing my butt off and now I just confess off anon because who cares we all dirty here

May 18, 2016
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That’s the kind of attitude we encourage on here.

– Don Haytham Kenway

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So sad that Arno doesn’t have many confessions… I’d submit some myself but I’m too shy to do so xD He’s… A problematic fave for me. A sinnamon roll, I might say hahah

May 17, 2016

I am still remembering that wonderful week, that was all about Arno.

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Good ol’ times for Sister Teodora. Good ol’ enjoyable times… <3

-Sister Teodora.

PS: I am not pushing you, but if there’s anything nice you’d present me us, we would absolutely enjoy that!