Do prepare your proper confessional outfit before you embark on this quest, please
*clears throat* Please form an orderly queue outside the confessional booth. Father Jacob will hear your sins shortly.
~ Paola, your Mother Superior
No worries, amico mio! We are very grateful for your confessions! Remember that without your sinning this bordello would cease to exist. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We hope to hear from you soon! ♥
~ Signora Paola
That’s true, but that’s why fanfiction exists, my dear anon. Why let canon bring you down when you can use the power of fanfic to magically transport your favourite Assassin to your timeline and commit all the sins you’ve confessed with you
Heck, Assassin’s Creed already has this whole magical technology from the First Civilisation thing and introduced alternate timelines, so technically, time-travelling Assassins isn’t so far-fetched. ;D
~ Signora Paola (who’s a sucker for alternate timelines and multiverses)
Just think: With the shroud we can recreate bodies (or so Grammatica is trying). Who says we can’t recreate our Assassins or Templars of the past? (Sign me up for my own personal Haytham). ~ Rosa
Now this is the kind of comment we approve and highly encourage! Why be alone when you can share your sinning and confessions with someone else (even better if you desire the same character although that may call for a bit for rivalry 😏).
Grazie for your message, our dear anonimo!
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
So say we all. But until then…
♡ Fiora
Molto grazie, for your message uvu)/
I am still proud and absolutely stunned by the fact, that I got the honor to represent the DACS on the MCM – in one way or another!
Paola did a wonderful job and the rest of the team did their best as well (we all paid for the autograms for the upcoming DACS special).
A friend of mine recorded the panel, where Kris and Paul read the confession. I will hopefully reblog it soon on the blog!
Anyway, thanks again for your message and yes, my German accent was really strong in the video, but later when I ran around with @ticklingmyfancies it got better XD
-Sister Teodora
Anonimo, that is fantastic news!!
We’re very happy that this blog managed to make a pair out of both of you, dear! We hope this relationship keeps going strong and full of love! We wish you the best!
Grazie for sharing this wonderful moment with us!
~Ezio & the Ladies from La Rosa in Fiore
Molte grazie! ♥ As the one who made that mosaic I can confirm that it had every Jacob confession in existence (although I had to cheat a bit and repeat some images because the size of the mosaic probably required 700++). This is the image to anyone who’s interested to see it in digital format
And to think this didn’t even include the confessions we got two weeks prior to the event! I had to make and ship it ASAP so it’d reach Teodora in time. I think since I made this mosaic and the event last weekend, there were probably 20 new Jacob confessions we received lol. o/
~ Signora Paola
You are very much welcome, my dear anon! Indeed, our patrons (especially our most loyal ones – I’m beginning to think that we should hold Loyalty Awards for them ;D) have the most fertile imaginations even I, as the madame of this bordello, am surprised by how… innovative they can get. (و ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
As always, remember each of us here is a
~ Signora Paola (who is still waiting for a space Assassin sex confession)
oH MY!
Someone saw me in the panel, eh? Well I guess Paul revealed my identity, hehe.
If you visited the MCM Comic Con in Hanover and visited the panel today (4th), I asked Paul (Jacobs VA) and Kris (Starricks VA) to read confessions from our blog! 🙂
It was actually a blast and I still can’t believe what happened today. We will announce something amazing soon, thanks to these both, we were able to prepare something for you! 😉
-Sister Teodora.