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Do you think Altair would get stary eyed with someone he loves? I just wanna see him staring at someone with this completely awed expression like they are the center of his universe. But idk he might be to private to do it in public, which I guess could make it even more romantic.

October 16, 2016

He would likely look like this whenever he stares at them

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Because he can’t believe how beautiful and perfect they are (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

But seriously, I’d imagine that he’d look like this

♥,
~ Signora Paola

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Hello! I saw the anonymous comment about Connor being the biggest assassin of them all and it made me think of a post by user Nermallion about the height difference between Jacob and Connor and she draws them 😂 I think it is post number 140952945346 (grrr can’t post links!) Thought everyone might like the giggle :)

October 15, 2016

This post? (‘∀’●)♡

Indeed, it is amusing to see the height difference between these two as illustrated by the amazing @nermallion

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Speaking of their height difference, I’m not sure if you’re read this discussion about who would possibly win if Jacob and Connor would spar. It’s a very stimulating discussion–stimulating on the mind, that is, but hey – if it makes you imagine these two fine gentlemen all shirtless, sweaty, and grappling each other, well I cannot deprive of you that wonderful mental image. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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Thank you for putting your efforts and time into this beautiful blog! I believe it has given me the inspiration to write some naughty stories for you guys ;)

October 15, 2016
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You’re very much welcome! Truthfully, there are times that we feel like it’s a rather… unrewarding task (especially since we have our own jobs to worry about). For instance, I just quite literally finished editing 20+ confessions in one go – which is not my record; I have yet to beat my 36 (or was it 40?) – so to say that I’m drained would just scratch the surface of it XD; Reading messages like yours in our inbox is always a welcome sight and invigorates us to keep going. ♥

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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As for that ask about Connor being the biggest Assassin…. I know he’s the tallest, at about 6’4″? And also the most well endowed. Not that I really look at things like that…. *Shifty look* Ok! I do! And he is pretty muscular as well….

October 14, 2016

Well, you know, even the ones who are “meh” over Connor have certainly noticed his… considerable assets so you need not feel guilty about it. 😉

~ Signora Paola

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I may have something to confess… I’m thinking about it yet I can’t seem to put it to words right now. I might need some help from Connor hhhmmm

October 13, 2016

Oh, you need help…?

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I’m sure he will be rather pleased to help you out, amore. Just be sure to bring him back to our bordello, alright?

~Claudia

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Since I did that confession, I can’t walk past that Ice cream shop without laughing at what Jacob and I might be getting up to in there. I actually corrupted myself. Wow.

October 10, 2016

Maybe you could concoct an ice cream name and an ad campaign that trumps this

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Jacob’s Intense Magnum Drumstick has a nice ring to it, if a bit too long. Maybe Jacob’s Magnum Opus?

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~ Signora Paola

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That last ask about Connor… I never knew Ubisoft said that Connor’s the biggest assassin amongst the others Excuse me while I….

October 10, 2016

I distinctly recall it being mentioned in one of the gameplay commentary videos that Ubisoft released prior to AC3′s release. I’m still searching for that video specifically. I recall it has the part where the voice over comments about how Connor can lift a man so easily whenever he does that running assassination move; maybe one of our patrons can link this video? What I’ve found is this Making of Assassin’s Creed III feature. In 10:02 onwards it’s mentioned that they kept bulking him up.

Now, I should add that Connor’s bulk was compared to Altair and Ezio, but honestly, you really only need to look at all the Assassins so far and see that he is pretty huge and muscular compared to the rest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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You wonderful ladies of the Rosa in Fiore have been amazing with the Connor confessions. They have been my source of comfort the past few months. Thank you :)

October 10, 2016

Molto grazie for this sweet message ♥

We are glad to see you at ease and satisfied with the confession we post. Afterall those confessions also exist thanks to our followers, so lets give them a loud horray for them as well!

-Sister Teodora.

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I’m loving all the recent Shay confession, and it’s getting my imagination going to write a few myself… I need more of that man gosh!!!

October 10, 2016

Please do! The Rosa in Fiore might be affiliated with the Assassins, but when it comes to giving comfort and succor we are a sanctuary for both Templar and Assassin, a sacred ground to partake in many… pleasurable exploits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Signore Cormac is waiting for you to confess, my dear. Don’t keep him waiting~

~ Signora Paola