He would likely look like this whenever he stares at them

Because he can’t believe how beautiful and perfect they are (*゚∀゚*)
But seriously, I’d imagine that he’d look like this

♥,
~ Signora Paola
He would likely look like this whenever he stares at them

Because he can’t believe how beautiful and perfect they are (*゚∀゚*)
But seriously, I’d imagine that he’d look like this

♥,
~ Signora Paola
This post? (‘∀’●)♡
Indeed, it is amusing to see the height difference between these two as illustrated by the amazing @nermallion

Speaking of their height difference, I’m not sure if you’re read this discussion about who would possibly win if Jacob and Connor would spar. It’s a very stimulating discussion–stimulating on the mind, that is, but hey – if it makes you imagine these two fine gentlemen all shirtless, sweaty, and grappling each other, well I cannot deprive of you that wonderful mental image. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola

You’re very much welcome! Truthfully, there are times that we feel like it’s a rather… unrewarding task (especially since we have our own jobs to worry about). For instance, I just quite literally finished editing 20+ confessions in one go – which is not my record; I have yet to beat my 36 (or was it 40?) – so to say that I’m drained would just scratch the surface of it XD; Reading messages like yours in our inbox is always a welcome sight and invigorates us to keep going. ♥
Love,
~ Signora Paola

Well, you know, even the ones who are “meh” over Connor have certainly noticed his… considerable assets so you need not feel guilty about it. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Oh, you need help…?

I’m sure he will be rather pleased to help you out, amore. Just be sure to bring him back to our bordello, alright?
~Claudia
Maybe you could concoct an ice cream name and an ad campaign that trumps this

Jacob’s Intense Magnum Drumstick has a nice ring to it, if a bit too long. Maybe Jacob’s Magnum Opus?

~ Signora Paola
I distinctly recall it being mentioned in one of the gameplay commentary videos that Ubisoft released prior to AC3′s release. I’m still searching for that video specifically. I recall it has the part where the voice over comments about how Connor can lift a man so easily whenever he does that running assassination move; maybe one of our patrons can link this video? What I’ve found is this Making of Assassin’s Creed III feature. In 10:02 onwards it’s mentioned that they kept bulking him up.
Now, I should add that Connor’s bulk was compared to Altair and Ezio, but honestly, you really only need to look at all the Assassins so far and see that he is pretty huge and muscular compared to the rest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Molto grazie for this sweet message ♥
We are glad to see you at ease and satisfied with the confession we post. Afterall those confessions also exist thanks to our followers, so lets give them a loud horray for them as well!
-Sister Teodora.

Please do! The Rosa in Fiore might be affiliated with the Assassins, but when it comes to giving comfort and succor we are a sanctuary for both Templar and Assassin, a sacred ground to partake in many… pleasurable exploits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Signore Cormac is waiting for you to confess, my dear. Don’t keep him waiting~

~ Signora Paola
