‘I wanna aggressively twerk to Lil’ Jon’s “Turn Down For What” all in front of Desmond’s face, right there on the bar table while he does his bartending thing. And then I’ll give him a lap dance to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”. He better give me tips for doing this.’
This makes me wish Nolan North would do Desmond’s rendition of “My anaconda don’t want none” (the same way Connor’s VA Noah Watts did) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
~ Sister Teodora
‘I want Connor to bury his dick so deep in me whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.’
Blame my sudden desire to turn every Fabio cover I see into a torrid Assassin romance novel for this. *coughs* (‘-’*)
~ Sister Teodora
‘OK LADIES I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE: This kind of goes with the Kenways-in-suits confession, but you know how the AC devs said that Haytham was supposed to be a sort of ‘evil James Bond’? Well now I can’t help but picture Haytham dressed in a suit, Mad Men-style and lounging in a chair, all the while puffing a cigar with one hand and swirling around a glass of whiskey in the other. Imagine him commanding you to take off your clothes slowly with this image of him in mind. Dayum!’
Confession by [x]
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Ehem. Again, I couldn’t resist making a manip of this. /o/
~ Sister Teodora
‘Can we just take a moment to imagine the Kenways in well tailored suits? Because I would seriously do anything they asked of me if that were to happen.’
This fantasy is just too compelling I couldn’t resist making this manip. Thank you for the wonderful mental image, anon. (｡♥‿♥｡)
~ Sister Teodora