‘Lost Girl AU where Jacob is the kinky goth mesmer and fucks you by controlling your hands to make you touch yourself and then uses you to get him off any way he wants, before letting you take complete control and loving how you dominate him.’
*coughs* Welp /o/
~ Signora Paola
Never forget
(Well, it’s not 40-year-old Jacob but close enough~)
Serious talk: Never in my wildest dreams did I expect a whole priest AU in this fandom. It really feels like we’ve reached a new low achievement with this whole “Father Jacob” AU. I think we should add a new tagline for La Rosa in Fiore: Nothing is Pure, Everything is Defiled
~ Signora Paola
‘I rewatched Hannibal recently and I suddenly remembered my kink for men in really nice suits! Now I need Cesare in a black suit, slaming me ontop of a desk and fucking my brains out! Maybe even eating me out and my juices ruining the top of the suit!’
‘I wonder how Evie would look in the Slave Leia outfit…’
Well I know what she does for roleplay now *coughs*
~ Signora Paola
Father Jacob blesses you and is ready to hear all your confessions. He’s even offering you wicked beautiful souls free baptisms.
~ Signora Paola, your mother superior
Well, someone is very happy to see that he’s dominating the Secluded Haystack at the moment, isn’t he. Jacob (x3) has even given us a rousing dance number just to show his appreciation. No food involved, unfortunately, but it’s all in the spirit of the Fiesta that’s going on right now ;D
From all of us here in La Rosa in Fiore we thank you very much for your support of the Haystack! Here’s to more dirty drabbles and hopefully more characters! Surely Signore Frye should share the limelight with someone else. And who knows – maybe he’ll dance with the others next time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
(Behold the video source and its official music video)
‘I have this headcanon where the Assassin men are incubi, literal vampiric gods of sex and lust waging war against virginity and panties and celibacy in general. Ezio is their general, Jacob the marshal, Edward the captain. Shay is the spy, Altaïr the “novice,” and Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton is the heavy artillery.’
Confession [x]
Altaïr art credit [x]
I had a lot of fun making these, so much thanks to @ellestrix for this wonderful headcanon. 8D
~ Signora Paola
‘If anyone wants to see and hear Jacob in bondage and getting whipped BDSM style, they should watch Vex from Lost Girl getting shackled and whipped as a “stupid boy” and him giggling away.’
Confession [x]
SOMEONE ARREST ME I HAVE COMMITTED SO MANY PHOTOSHOP SINS
~ Signora Paola
Oh, definitely not. Maybe his voice is a tad deep for Edward (he is Thor after all), but he definitely has the look down
Never forget~
~ Signora Paola
~ Signora Paola (who is now reminded of her nearly forgotten plans to do Assassin gifs of this video)
P.S. If you don’t hear from me within the next 12 hours, then assume that the Assassins have made me a target and have likely abducted me to pay for my many Photoshop crimes. Pray for me, my dear friends. (꒪ȏ꒪;)