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Dirty Reblogs, Paola's Choice

August 3, 2016

themasterassassin:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ladies and Gentlemen…..

Jacob Frye.

@dirtyasscreedsecrets

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*plays this song on repeat*

Awesome artwork, my dear! And please do stop me from incorporating Dat Ass™ in the DirtyAssCreedSecrets logo.

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

If you happen to see Edward Kenway someday…. Tell him he has all my attention… :>

July 11, 2016

Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh

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As you can see you have all of his attention, too

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(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits

In the spirit of having just seen Magic Mike XXL, I can’t help but ask; what do you lovely people think everyone (including Haytham and Shay) would wear for their “male entertainer” themes? ;D

July 5, 2016
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That’s what they would all wear.

– from the ladies of Rosa in Fiore

Confessions, Paola's Choice

July 5, 2016

‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’

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Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Dirty Reblogs

June 23, 2016

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

This is basically DACS right here, if we all met in real life.

Confessions

May 20, 2016

‘I fantasize about being a stewardess who accidently spills tea on Jacob’s trousers. He curses and threatens to complain about this. In order to make amends I lead him to the “only for stuff” area, close the curtain and drop to my knees. He’s a bit surprised but then a wicked grin appears on his face. “I like your service,” he moans while I’m sucking his dick. “We want you to be pleased in all possible ways, sir,” I say obediently and shriek when he tears my shirt open. “Let me use you in all ways then,” he smirks and we end up having crazy sex. “Usually you say that but… thank you for a ride,” Frye giggles and adjusts his tie before coming back to his seat. “You’re welcome, sir,” I whisper, barely able to walk as my legs shake.’

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October 9, 2013

amyradical:

This world is strange and confusing.