You make our day everyday. ♥
~ Caterina
You’re welcome, pene anon~
– Ezio
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ladies and Gentlemen…..
Jacob Frye.
*plays this song on repeat*
Awesome artwork, my dear! And please do stop me from incorporating Dat Ass™ in the DirtyAssCreedSecrets logo.
~ Signora Paola
Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh
As you can see you have all of his attention, too
(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)
~ Signora Paola
That’s what they would all wear.
– from the ladies of Rosa in Fiore
‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’
Watch the video [x]
Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
some kids built this outside my dorm.
and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
This is basically DACS right here, if we all met in real life.
‘I fantasize about being a stewardess who accidently spills tea on Jacob’s trousers. He curses and threatens to complain about this. In order to make amends I lead him to the “only for stuff” area, close the curtain and drop to my knees. He’s a bit surprised but then a wicked grin appears on his face. “I like your service,” he moans while I’m sucking his dick. “We want you to be pleased in all possible ways, sir,” I say obediently and shriek when he tears my shirt open. “Let me use you in all ways then,” he smirks and we end up having crazy sex. “Usually you say that but… thank you for a ride,” Frye giggles and adjusts his tie before coming back to his seat. “You’re welcome, sir,” I whisper, barely able to walk as my legs shake.’