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Miscellaneous

First off, Signora Paola, your Phone Sex with Jacob fic on the Secluded Haystack– HOT DAYUM. I’m all buzzed now. Secondly, your gif about Jacob’s response to Arno’s ass (the strutting bird) was too funny. I nearly choked on my food. Totally worth it though. Who doesn’t want a piece of that ass?! (You’re going to have to start sharing sister Teodora ;))

March 16, 2016

Awww, thank you so much, my friend! ♥️ Frankly, I never wrote anything about phone sex before and I didn’t think I could write something about it. I suppose you could say that Jacob brought out the, uhh, best in me. ;D

And Jacob is totally on board with Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week~

~ Signora Paola (someone please arrest her for Photoshop abuse)

Oh my god I feel you, Jacob.

-Sister Teodora, who praises Signora Paola to the heavens for those gifs.

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This blog has ruined food for me. Like, whenever we have spaghetti we have spicy Italian sausage and my mind wanders to Ezio and the gutter. Hot Italian sausage. Dammit. God fucking dammit.