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IVE GIVEN SO MANY CONFESSIONS I DONT KNOW IF THEY ARE MINE BY THE TIME THEY ARE POSTED

May 18, 2016

dirtybiowareconfessions:

Is it yours? Is it someone else’s? Is it mine? Who knows, certainly not I. Let us rejoice in the infinity of sin

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-edi

Miscellaneous

Just saying that all the Jacob confess make me wet all over, oh my god that man, Thank You to the maker of ACS for making this sexy god of a man, and thank you to this site for all your sexiness, Please never stop doing what you are doing,…

May 14, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Let us all be thankful to the beautiful creation that is Jacob Frye in the name of the Father

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the Son(s)

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and the (un)Holy Spirit

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….Can I get an Amen?

~ Signora Paola (who is on sugar and caffeine high right now)

Reblogging this because of @swiggle-muffin’s message to us

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Indeed.

*clears throat* Now let us say grace and thank the Father, the Son, and the Unholy Spirit before we partake in this meal

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~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits

To the ladies and Ezio, I can’t believe I’m asking this, but whose voice would you like to hear reading erotic literature?

May 13, 2016

Ayyyy… This is a very GOOD question~


I actually can give you my personal Top 5 right now, but strangely, a quote from Gandalf comes to my mind: “There is only one Lord of the Rings, only one who can bend it to its will. And he does not share power!”

I wonder why.

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~ Signora Paola


Yes I’m pretty sure that Jacob set the ‘standard’ straight for this, but I think Gilbert Gottfried would make for a very erotic reading voice….

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– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

April 25, 2016

Desmond slayin’ the Magic Mike stripper moves

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Hi Ezio! I don’t know if you received my question but just in case you didn’t: Signore, I’m just curious what the story is behind ‘the face’ [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] and what makes it so perfetto. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know it’s a silly question, but I see ‘the face’ used around here a lot.

April 2, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~

To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:

We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”

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Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO

Second of all, it’s…

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It’s not:

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As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…

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~ Signore Ezio

Miscellaneous

Your gifs are all fucking golden….👌🏽

March 22, 2016

Si, they are…

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Molto perfetto

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Grazie, anonimo!

– Ezio Auditore