Sometimes when I reply to messages on @dirtyasscreedsecrets I remember that a couple of the voice actors (and even the developers) visit the blog and would likely read my facepalm-inducing dirty replies. For the briefest moments I reconsider but then my conscience is like
Buy one of those Shake Weights and “exercise” with it while he’s in front of me
In case he wants a rather vivid demonstration on how vigorous I’d shake that hotdog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Errr, I mean, I hear it’s supposed to make your arms all toned and sexy, so anything to keep his eyes on me, right? 😉
I’m sure you’ll do great, my friend! You’ll do loads better than I would be were I in your place. I’d be pretty much
Do our other patrons have any words of encouragement? ٩( ᐛ )و
♥,
~ Signora Paola
P.S. Oh, and if he asks how many Jacob confessions are there already, it has now reached the 900 mark. I’m still willing to bet he’ll reach the milestone 1,000 before the year ends. /o/
Sweet buttery goodness, anon, you really do not want me to forget about That Iconic Ad, do you?
Thank goodness it’s just butter, though. I don’t even want to think about Jacob narrating this ad for chocolate for example. Interestingly, that ad uses ASMR which is mostly relaxing, but sometimes… I’ll just say for the record that if Paul Amos does an ASMR video you would likely not hear from me for a month because I’ll be stuck in my room looking like this
Oh, dear. I would’ve excused myself and promptly jumped to the nearest haystack if I were in your place, my dearest anon. You’re lucky Signore Ezio isn’t with you. He’d probably use it as an opportunity to make dinner himself and embarrass you even more
~ Signora Paola
DID SOMEONE SAY ‘PENE’ BECAUSE I WILL MAKE PENE PENNE PASTA:
