Here you go! 😎
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So, I stumbled upon a pair of Jacob Frye g-string on Amazon. What if, he comes to life and do things to me. Whoa. If that could happen, I’d wear that pair of underwear day in day out! I’ll buy more than just one!
May 27, 2017
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who else wants to have Jacob guarding their, ehem, honey pot with this underwear all day long? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Here you go! It’s pretty huge 😏
@llljacobfrye4lifelll @jezsiema it is not the exact image I used (I deleted the original ;^^), but I hope it’s still a good one!
(Confession is here to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet~)
~ Signora Paola
Who doesn’t get incredibly horny, when they see a Jacob Frye? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you so much! I’ll post them all, but I don’t want to flood the blog with just my edits, so I’m thinking of having them hosted elsewhere, like in a new section of Secluded Haystack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
For now, here is the ‘For Rent’ edit I made. Major NSFW warning! 😏
~ Signora Paola
Molte grazie! I’m so happy you like it! ♥ Here you go~
In retrospect I should’ve recorded my process (like what I did here). It’s just sometimes it takes me a little longer than usual to do these because I get really obsessive when it comes to getting things right ;^_^ Maybe next time, though! ;D
♥,
~ Signora Paola
Thank you very much for participating in our What are their erogenous zone/s, the spots that would make them grow wild with desire? ask meme! ♥
For this ask, we are foregoing the pene since it is, well, the most obvious erogenous zone for men. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also, we’re adding pictures of the specific spots, too, just in case you need inspiration for any future confessions. ;D
(Please don’t look at his crotch) We think his thighs would be quite sensitive. Think about it…He’s always running and working, which makes his thighs look so muscular and tense… You would run your hands over them while he’s still clothed getting him to relax under your touch. Then once his clothes are off you would trail your fingertips over them, leaving him a panting mess. After that you would kiss, lick and, hey why not, suck his skin avoiding that area we all know is begging for your attention. He will either beg you for release or take matters into his own hands.
His outfits leave us with a lovely view of his delectable neck, so we believe that would be his weak spot. You would kiss your way up his neck pulling in his hair a little to give you more access, until you find his pulse biting down on it, sucking on the skin, leaving some marks. Then you can go even higher to that spot right below his ear and lick him there only to blow some air on his now wet skin. He would shiver in excitement, soft moans escaping his mouth at your teasing treatment on his neck. After that he might return the favor, who knows where…
We’ve seen the lovely tattoos on his back; wouldn’t you love to trace your fingers across them? Lucky for you, Edward loves to have his back caressed that way, especially if you start using your fingernails. It doesn’t take much to warm him up, but it would be nice to give him a back massage first and feeling his muscles tense and relax under your touch. Mix it with light scratches, too, and you’d have him growling in no time. And when he’s giving it to you and you can’t help but graze your fingernails harder on his back, then get ready for the ride of your life because he’s going to give it to you hard.
Altair has the hands of a killer, but they
are sensitive as well. He loses it went you take his hands and lick the slowly paying special attention to his fingers and the palm of his hand. You would take his fingers into his mouth and suck on them eagerly, perhaps as a promise to him of what’s to come. Then you would nibble lightly his skin, specially around his missing finger as the skin the is rather sensitive. He would be more than ready to see your expert mouth work it’s magic elsewhere.
Well, is anyone really surprised that we think his most sensitive spot is his butt? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lucky for him (and you), his gluteus maximus is just so… lovely to look at that you can’t help touching it every time it’s within reach. Whether it’s a light slap or even a pinch, Arno certainly loves the attention. You’d know he really wants it when he thrusts his ass outwards if you’re nearby, not-so-subtly begging you to stroke it… maybe even bite it. Oh, he loves to see bite marks on it. But if you’re not quite into it, scratch marks would do, too. In fact, while you’re in the throes of passion he would get really excited if you dig your fingernails into his butt cheeks and push him in deeper.
Thank you very much for participating in our What kind of dirty things they would say during sex ask meme! ♥
Interestingly enough (and we just remembered this!), Paola has answered a somewhat similar dirty ask before: How does each Assassin give dirty talk? So, our replies here are based from that post (please do read it if you haven’t already!)
His reticence could be an obstacle; he would prefer to make sounds rather than actually say words, mainly because his mind could get too overloaded with pleasure that he couldn’t really say anything… in English anyway. When he does say something, it would be in his native language. The dirtier the words are (which would be about how good you feel around him), the more he’d use Mohawk. And if you ask him what it means later, he’d be too embarrassed and shy to tell you what it is. Why? Because Connor, the sweet gentleman he is, would think that what he said during the heat of the moment was too disrespectful for you. You’d have to reassure him that he would never upset you, no matter how dirty his words got. ;D
Well, Paola has very specific ideas what he would say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But while we think he’d be very good in describing what he’s feeling, he’d focus more on describing how you look like. He knows exactly how his words and voice affect you, so he wants you completely flustered and under his control. What better way to do it than to do a running commentary on how you’re reacting to his lovemaking? Of course, he has his own limits; you’d know that he’s really close when he is reduced to grunting and groaning. Which is why it’s usually better for him to do the dirty talk when he’s fingering you. Not only could he keep his focus and make you crazy with his words, but he could keep a very close eye on you and describe in vivid detail how you look like trembling underneath him.
He’s less about describing what he feels or how you look like and more about giving you orders, urging you to kiss and touch him, and being very vocal when you do it just right. 😉 And he would want you to join him in the dirty talk by asking you how it feels, how much you’re enjoying it. And if you’re feeling a little shy to do it, then Altaïr would keep encouraging you, shifting his dirty talk from giving you orders to saying (in an increasingly indecent manner) how you good you feel around him, how you’re driving him crazy the way you sound like moaning his name. And when he tells you that your voice drives him crazy with lust, can you really deny him the pleasure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Of course his vocabulary would be peppered with modern day dirty talk (and he might even use a couple of corny ones, but you’d still love him for it anyway~). And since he fortunately lives in an era where sexting is a thing, you should definitely expect him to start doing the dirty talk in his messages to you. Like Altaïr he likes to add a bit of a dominant streak to his dirty talk, so expect him to instruct you specifically how to, say, suck his cock. 8D And if he’s really feeling it, we think that of all the characters here he would potentially say the kinkiest things. Maybe he’d say something so kinky in the heat of the moment that it could bring you out of the moment, but he would be willing to talk it over to you after. Maybe you’d find a secret kink of his this way. 😉
Like Connor, we think he would prefer to make sounds rather than words, but if you tell him that it turns you on so much to hear him do dirty talk, he would do his very best to give you what you want. He would be a little unsure about it first; maybe he would just say something sweet like, “You’re so beautiful like this.” But as his confidence grows, he would get more… graphic. The more graphic it is, the more he reverts to his native language. Like think of the dirtiest things one could say in French and Arno would’ve said them at some point. Good for you if you understand him; unlucky if you don’t, because we think he’d be all smug and secretive about the meaning. You’d have to learn French to understand it. ;D