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April 4, 2016

I may not like Connor that way, but I truly wish the big (I mean huge, look at the size of that man) birthday boy all the naughty, hot birthday sex his huge body can handle from all you lovely Connor patrons. 👍🏽 HAVE AT IT EVERYONE! Happy Birthday, Connor! 🎂🎈🎁🎉


Connor very much appreciates your greeting ;D

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Make way for the birthday boy, everyone!

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♡ ~ From everyone at La Rosa in Fiore

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Hi Ezio! I don’t know if you received my question but just in case you didn’t: Signore, I’m just curious what the story is behind ‘the face’ [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] and what makes it so perfetto. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know it’s a silly question, but I see ‘the face’ used around here a lot.

April 2, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~

To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:

We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”

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Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO

Second of all, it’s…

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It’s not:

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As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…

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~ Signore Ezio

DACS Greatest Hits, Secluded Haystack

April 2, 2016

Well, someone is very happy to see that he’s dominating the Secluded Haystack at the moment, isn’t he. Jacob (x3) has even given us a rousing dance number just to show his appreciation. No food involved, unfortunately, but it’s all in the spirit of the Fiesta that’s going on right now ;D

From all of us here in La Rosa in Fiore we thank you very much for your support of the Haystack! Here’s to more dirty drabbles and hopefully more characters! Surely Signore Frye should share the limelight with someone else. And who knows – maybe he’ll dance with the others next time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

(Behold the video source and its official music video)

Miscellaneous

Omg the gifs are from Boardwalk Empire 😍😍 I completely agree. Though I imagine Haytham as Arnold Rothstein (Boardwalk Empire version) :) All of you should take a look

March 31, 2016

For anyone wondering, it’s this post that this reply is referring to: [x]

Thank you

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Hmm now that you’ve said it, yeah I do agree. I did kind of write the part for Edward to be generous with his cash, like Nucky lol. Although I think I did mean for him to be the Nucky guy instead of Haytham and forgot to edit that post before I published it…I did answer that question at 3 in the morning @_@. I can see how he can more like Nucky now, aside from that and trying to start up a boozer operation in Florida and Cuba. I mean Edward was kind of unfaithful to Caroline while he was in the Caribbean, and so was Nucky to Margaret after he married her.

I still think Haytham is more likely to own a nightclub than Edward, but he will be very suave about it…like Arnold. Ah yes, Haytham is the smooth bootlegger who spends time at the nightclub just playing pool and failing miserably at poker bwahwaha XD

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And yes, I do recommend watching Boardwalk Empire to everyone here!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  It’s really great, and the season finale has you thinking on the edge of your seat~

– Ezio

DACS Greatest Hits

What kind of job the assassin’s (and templars) would like to do during our times?

March 30, 2016

Hmmmmm can it be slightly earlier? I got some ideas for some 20th century stuff–

Edward: He’d work at a speakeasy place in Florida–bootlegging booze all the way from Cuba. Although he would try to make sure that Bacardi Rum becomes widespread in the US, and try to make sure that the Prohibition repeal gets passed in order to do this. He’d also be the type to wana give out his disposable income to anyone and everyone he meets on the street, always carrying around a fat wad of cash with him just to shoo everyone away with money.

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Adéwalé: He’d originally be part of the Irish-British-Italian-Jewish-’coloreds’ crime syndicate of New York/New Jersey/Chicago/Los Angeles/Las Vegas/Florida, but along the line he’d get tired of the criminal life and instead join Haytham’s nightclub as an employee. He’d be a bar tender or a waiter, but wants no part of the actual bootleg operation.

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Ezio: Would be part of said crime syndicate and work for the infamous Lucky Luciano, Al Capone, Johnny Torio, and the like. Gotta have that Italian mafia, yes? He’d own an Italian restaurant but use it as a meeting at night for the Italian mob–also he sells booze at his restaurant. He’d also meet up with Al in Chicago from time to time and spend some uhhh…lovely time at that cat house that Al Capone does some bouncer work at. 😛

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Haytham: He’d be a dirty, retired politician that owns a jazz nightclub. It caters specifically to Whites, but would have a majority of Black employees. In reality, he’s using the club as a front to sell booze under Prohibition.

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Aveline: Would work at said nightclub as a singer, but has absolutely no part in the criminal activities. Sure she’ll drink every now and then, but has no connection to the crime syndicate.

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Connor: He’d be the kid that tried to go to an Ivy League university or something but struggle with it, and also get into a lot of trouble with the drinking and boozing thanks to his bootlegging dad and gramps. Like I’m just trying to imagine 19/20-something year-old Connor trying to throw a booze party with other students for the first time, just to fit in and be as cool as possible. Instead, he gets in trouble with the law and his smooth talker of a politician dad tries to get him out of it. This would inspire him to study law later on and wants no part in any of the criminal activities of his family.

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Shay: Also would be a ‘prohee’ agent at first, but would quit later on after unsuccessfully trying to reveal the Kenway’s (barring Connor) criminal operations–and instead land himself in the middle of the crime syndicate itself, unwillingly working for mob bosses like Al Capone and co.

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Hmm…I think I’ve been watching a little too much of Boardwalk Empire….I blame my friend @its-sarah-bridget for this and the whole sexy Kenways-in-suits thing for kickstarting this brilliant AU we have mwahaha~

– Signore Ezio

Miscellaneous

Okay we all know about Hemsworth and Edward Kenway, but am I the only one who thinks older Jacob looks like Hugh Jackman. Yes, I am giggling at his name.

March 30, 2016

lol xD

Sorry but when I think of Hugh Jackman, Wolverine always comes to mind lol. But I guess with the hat, he can look like Jacob/older Jacob:

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– Ezio


I APPROVE OF THIS POST

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous, Paola's Choice

Not a confession but Jacob’s hair looks so damn soft, don’t you think ladies? I wanna run my finger through his hair as we have do the deed. ;) Love the blog btw. All those Jacob posts are super sexy. Mmm. 😜

March 26, 2016

Well, there’s certainly quite a lot to grab on when his face is between one’s legs

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~ Signora Paola (who would rather grab Dat Ass™ when Signore Frye is getting all rough and dirty)


It does look very soft… I just wish we could have seen him with his hair down, like in the trailers.

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~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Every time that ‘Notorious’ song comes up on the DACS blog playlist, I feel like I’m going to be detected any time now by whomever else is around to look over my shoulder and see me reading dirty secrets ╚(•⌂•)╝ I feel like I’m an undercover pervert, huehue *shot*

March 23, 2016

If you ever find yourself being detected stay cool and be smooth under fire like Signore Auditore right here

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(And you can always use the “I’m doing this for a social experiment. It’s for science!” reason if you get caught huehue)

~ Signora Paola


Ah si si, be just be smooth and cool like me, anonimo~

And if you do get caught too soon, just do this to that person:

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Eh, just be careful to not fall by accident…

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

Your gifs are all fucking golden….👌🏽

March 22, 2016

Si, they are…

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Molto perfetto

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Grazie, anonimo!

– Ezio Auditore