Well we’ve had ‘Dirty Avengers Secrets’ on our ‘Other dirty blogs’ list before, but didn’t know that one for the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe existed as well.
I actually can give you my personal Top 5 right now, but strangely, a quote from Gandalf comes to my mind: “There is only one Lord of the Rings, only one who can bend it to its will. And he does not share power!”
‘I’m bffs w/ benefits w/ Connor & Jacob. I’m playing a FPS, sitting on Connor’s lap and Jacob laying his head on mine. I’ve been at it for hours & they’re horny. They get an idea: Connor holds me close as I get a kill, his hands traveling to the waistband of my shorts. Jacob helps Connor pull them off; I’m too focused to notice. Jacob starts to eat me out while Connor kisses and bites my neck. Eventually I lose control. I slam my controller down and lead them to my bed. Let the games begin… ~Kat’
Connor: he would do a drunk phone call like in this video link. And he’d probably look like this, too
Edward: yeah I don’t think he can handle himself at all lol he’d be all like–
Haytham: can probably handle himself a lot better than his dad lol like the sassy don that he is like–
Altair: would be a raging drunk like
Probably be yelling “I’M NOT A NOVICE” all throughout the streets of Damascus while drunk, lol
Desmond: can probably handle himself but gets wasted on purpose, like a drunk college party animal
Aveline: Is more of a social drinker and is more likely to get tipsy than drunk
Shao Jun: she would be very discreet about it but get all bubbly and giggly underneath all that pretense
Ezio: I would look like I belong on the Jersey Shore cast while drunk–
– Ezio Auditore
Adéwalé would get all argumentative and would be all ready to fight
Shay would be making silly faces all night long and would even attempt to impersonate everyone (he does a terrible impression of Haytham tho ssshhh don’t tell him)
Arno would get all sad and weepy and basically being all emotional, thanking each person for being nice to him and asking them for a hug
Arbaaz would try to stay up and awake but nope. He’s pretty much wasted
Evie would transform into a HUGE chatterbox. Like once her mouth opens there’s no filtering it. Idk which is juicier – her divulging how she and Henry read and follow the Kama Sutra or That One Time Jacob Ran Away From His Room All Naked And Shrieking Like A Banshee™ because he saw a spider on his forehead when he woke up
Jacob… don’t even leave him alone. Ever. Not even for five minutes. Just don’t. Unless you want a massive destruction that would register a 10 on the Torino Scale
We know many of you have finals approaching, or already over you, so we asked our cari assassini for some tips to help you pass your tests. Here they are:
Numero uno: Edward clearly states that you shouldn’t go drinking too much, like he does.
Numero due: Jacob reminds you not to nag your classmates, or siblings, while they study.
Numero tre: Haytham insists that you shouldn’t study so much, because then you’ll feel very tired.
Numero quattro: Arno wants you to know that time management is the key to succeeding.
Numero cinque: Altair says to never run away from your responsibilities.
Numero sei: Connor says you need to tell that test who really is the boss.
Numero sette: Shay insists that you need to let go of all doubt and take a leap of faith.
Numero otto: Evie tells you that sometimes you have to remind others how serious these tests are…
Numero nove: Ezio advises you not to buckle under pressure and to always keep cool
And finally
Numero diece:Most importantly, never forget that your friends and your loved ones are always there to support you. Never forget that we at La Rosa in Fiore are here to assist you. We are all in this together!
We’ve got some cross-over confessions earlier that involved GoT characters. So we thought, now that the show is back in full swing and full of wonderful spoilers lol, this would be a great time to put Dirty Game of Thrones Secrets on our “other dirty blogs” list.
I wonder what juicy secrets the Realm has for me today…
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Considering the nature of the books and show, it’s only natural the citizens of Westeros would have dirty secrets about each other.
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This blog is active and has been around a lot longer than ours. They even got a mention on Buzzfeed (warning: a lot of the comments are negative)!
I looked for a dog breed that could be compatible to the character’s own personality (but I think they could all get along well with the breeds I mentioned) 😀 And I couldn’t resist – I have to use GIFs!
(more under the cut–warning: this is a super long post!)
Desmond: Golden Retriever – reliable, friendly, kind, confident, trustworthy
Now imagine all of them taking their dogs in a dog park. Or maybe they have their own Doggie Play Dates. Imagine the utter mayhem, holy shit. I think Jacob’s Corgi and Ezio’s Doxie would be the biggest troublemakers (something about those short legs).
Grazie for sending this ask! ♥
~ Signora Paola (who loves dogs way too much)
You’ll see I love big dogs… So, here they are!
Desmond:Pitbull – strong, intimidating, yet sweet. I can’t help but imagine him owning one and being super attentive of it, I mean look at that face!
Altair:Saluki – independent and aloof; gentle and affectionate;
may seem reserved to strangers. Altair would take him for his morning jog always, then give him a nice treat.
Ezio:Dalmatian – strong, energetic and curious. Ezio would use him to win ladies in the dog park for sure and would train him to do all sort of tricks. Who doesn’t love Dalmatians?
it is calm and steady when things are normal, but defensive when needed. Just imagine Aveline walking this cutie thing! She would love to bath and play with it.
it is a happy, lively, and seldom shy or timid. Can have an attitude. Edward would so play with this dog till both of them were exhausted. Maybe so trips to the beach too.
Dachshunds are playful, but can be quite stubborn; great determination and ferocity. Adé little friend likes to put his head on his master’s lap while he reads.
and determined. This dog would surely bring a smile to Haytham’s face as he approaches him with a toy to play.
Arno:Papillon – symbol of fidelity and loyalty. Friendly and adventurous dog! Would go crazy each time Arno came home, jumping with happiness! And it would sleep in Arno’s bed too.
independent and stubborn; courageous and full of spirit. A gift from an English friend, Arbaaz really came to love this furry thing. He takes him for walks and plays with him too.
Evie:English Cocker Spaniel – compassionate, determined, kind, intelligent, athletic, alert and resilient. While she reads and plays the piano,it would remain at Evie’s feet simply relaxing in it’s master’s presence.
slight reputation of being “headstrong”. Would go insane each time Jacob says “Playtime”. Insane. It would jump over him and tackle him just to keep him there.
This is so I should go now and pet and play with my own doggie!
~Claudia
Connor: He’d own a Wolf-dog–kind of like the ‘Liger’ (made famous by Napoleon Dynamite, aha), the wolf-dog is a cross-breed between a Wolf, and a dog that whose heritage is close to wolves–for example, an Alaskan Malamute bred with an Arctic Wolf. An interesting thing to note is that wolves are actually very shy and timidanimals by nature. Wolf crosses tend to retain this trait. They bond very strongly to their first owner, but are quite often shy of strangers. However, they are very outgoing and boisterous around pack members (including their human family). These both provide their own set of problems and requirements.
If I ever owned a wolf-dog, I will certainly name it ‘Ratonhnhaké:ton’, as I think it’s very fitting and Connor tends to have these kinds of traits present in his character.
Shao Jun: the Shih Tzu–its royal heritage is something Shao Jun looks like she would own, given her own regal days in court.
Aveline: the Louisiana Catahoula Leopard Dog–highly intelligent and energetic. Assertive but not overly aggressive; very even tempered.
Elise: She’d own a poodle–frivolous looking but is actually quite intelligent, energetic and sociable. One of the most intelligent dog breeds and highly obedient. Warm and personable disposition.
Haytham: He’d go for a Rottweiler–very devoted, obedient, and eager to work. They are confident, steady and fearless.
Altaïr: A Saluki–aloof, but even-tempered and extremely loyal. Quiet dignity and independence.
Edward: He’d own a Welsh Hillman–an ancient Welsh breed. Fast and fearless; precious with a proud legacy. A rarity that sadly went extinct in the 90s.
Shay: Canadian Inuit Dog (qimmiq)–Loyal, alert, intelligent, independent, willful, mischievous, tough, brave, affectionate, gentle. It’s one of North America’s oldest and rarest remaining purebred dogs. Once a crown jewel of Canada, its kind is sadly in decline like the Welsh hillman (This is a shameless plug, but one worthy of a signal boost: please help save these majestic creatures; they are an important part of Canada’s heritage!)
Ezio: I’d love to have a Volpino Italiano–they haven been known and loved by Italian nobility for centuries. They are spirited, lively, affectionate, playful, sociable, intelligent, loyal, and dedicated.
