Anonimo, that is fantastic news!!
We’re very happy that this blog managed to make a pair out of both of you, dear! We hope this relationship keeps going strong and full of love! We wish you the best!
Grazie for sharing this wonderful moment with us!
~Ezio & the Ladies from La Rosa in Fiore
You are very much welcome, my dear anon! Indeed, our patrons (especially our most loyal ones – I’m beginning to think that we should hold Loyalty Awards for them ;D) have the most fertile imaginations even I, as the madame of this bordello, am surprised by how… innovative they can get. (و ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
As always, remember each of us here is a
~ Signora Paola (who is still waiting for a space Assassin sex confession)
We’ve answered the stage names for the assassini & templari in a previous ask~
For dance moves – I don’t think this has been answered yet, so without further ado…(Under a cut because GIFs!)
Shao Jun:
Haytham:
Arbaaz:
Altair:
Adéwale:
Evie Frye:
Desmond:
Jacob:
Aveline:
– Ezio
I’m going to add the names here just for the fun of it! Signore e signori, welcome to the Hidden Blade! Now presenting:
Bend Over Desmond – Desmond:
Hot Arabian Nights – Altair:
The Italian Sausage – Ezio:
Ravenous Wolf – Connor:
Cherry Treats – Aveline:
Sharkmaster Eddy – Edward:
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Moby Dick – Adéwalé:
Irish Bad Boy – Shay:
Lord Buckingham – Haytham:
Footlong Baguette – Arno:
Jewel of the Dragon – Shao Jun:
Spicy Curry Treat – Arbaaz:
Miss Heart Throb – Evie:
Big Ben “The Cock Tower” – Jacob:
~Claudia
Yes, indeed, that is what happens here at the bordello.
Claudia and Ezio’s squabbles don’t really go anywhere
Fiora’s in Shay heaven
Teodora’s trying to make Arno notice her
Paola’s busy doing… things and likely floating in space at this very moment
As newcomer Rosa drops by and prepares herself for Haytham
As you can see, we are all very qualified to manage this bordello
Molte grazie for your very kind words! We are always delighted to hear from you! Keep sinning, you beautiful sinner you! (‘∀’●)♡
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
Sweet Edward, you say?
Now, Edward, do tell us how you’d motivate and encourage our anon to do great on their finals–
Sooooo…. pass the exams and they get the pirate booty?
And those golden Assassin jewels?
……Then they could eat their favourite dessert off your body?
Right after they remove that dashing suit from you, I see. Thank you, Edward!
Good luck on your finals, dear anon! May Edward and the song of the booty guide you!
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
You know, if I knew how to hack Tumblr and do decent coding I’d add an actual achievements feature in the bordello. Maybe something like this
*coughs*
And congratulations for having two of your confessions join the ranks of the porn stars! Go out and strut like an Assassin as you murder the sidewalk with your moves. ;D
~ Signora Paola
LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL, YOU SAY? EVERYBODY, LET’S SING YATTA
But if you would rather have them do a song and dance number
CALL 1-800-ASSASSINO AND YOU MIGHT JUST GET AN EZIO SPECIAL
(Don’t forget to reblog the sauce)
And speaking of sexy Assassins, who else thinks that the only ‘partying’ they’ll be doing is dancing in towels?
who the fuck asked for charles lee
Just remember to bring an umbrella just in case you get wet from that towel dancing
LET’S PARTY HARD Y’ALL
And congratulations to finishing high school! May the Assassins (and Templars) guide you into this new chapter of your life.
(Seriously, follow @brotherhoot if you haven’t already. MAY HER GIFS GUIDE YOU TO COLLEGE)
~ ♥ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
If he’s sober he’d probably go
If he’s drunk? Well…
To our patrons, please do reblog to give this anon more ideas ;D
‘One of life’s greatest mysteries: Which one do I desire more, Ezio or Claudia? Who knows. Not me.’
I think I know who you desire more…
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– Ezio Auditore
Must you always resort to your body, Ezio? I’m certain mio caro anonimo knows that I manage a bordello in Roma, clearly I know very well what our patrons desire and want…
~Claudia
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We salute you, DACS veteran, for supporting this blog for 1+ year now! Thank you for also being there for us during the ‘Dark Age’ (that period during the Autumn/Fall 2015 semester was when everyone on here just wanted to up and quit, right before we got the ‘2nd Wave of Novices’ during the holidays lol). Sometimes it’s hard to remember that our veterans got our back, too. We’re glad that you like our Connor shenanigans (we admit, we miss the Connor madness of 2013 sometimes lol) We’re really honored that we’re your first blog to follow as well!
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♥ ~ From all of us at La Rosa In Fiore