Oh, dear. I would’ve excused myself and promptly jumped to the nearest haystack if I were in your place, my dearest anon. You’re lucky Signore Ezio isn’t with you. He’d probably use it as an opportunity to make dinner himself and embarrass you even more
~ Signora Paola
DID SOMEONE SAY ‘PENE’ BECAUSE I WILL MAKE PENE PENNE PASTA:
Oh, there are no words to describe my happiness to know that this blog has encouraged you to think of Signore Fryein a different manner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) As someone who was converted to the Church of Jacob™ because of this blog (YES EVEN US MODS ARE NOT IMMUNE) I am very pleased to see when a patron follows the same path. ;D
Surely, you have dirty fantasies about Jacob you want to confess to us? Just look at this face and let your imagination run wild~
Well we’re glad that our cozy place has held you, anonimo!
Stay strong, dear anon! Failed relationships are always a painful ordeal to go through, but please remember that there’s a light at the end of that tunnel. You have friends and loved ones who care about you and we are all cheering you on! And if this little bordello of ours helps you in even a small way to keep your spirits up, then it is truly the best reward that we can ever receive. ♥
Our who’s the most romantic poll has ended and you’ve given us your opinions! Everyone’s favourite Italian Assassin, Ezio Auditore da Firenze,wins this poll! Here is the breakdown of the results:
The numbers don’t lie and our patrons have decided.
♥♥♥ Congratulations, Ezio! ♥♥♥
He is romantic. I mean c’mon this adorable and sexy baby even collected flowers for Sofia… if that isn’t romantic to you then you have to replay his games!
Frankly, I don’t think he looked feminine at all, but then again I got exposed to visual kei so many years ago, so perhaps my definition of androgyny is way different than yours. 😀
~ Signora Paola
Anon, perhaps you need to review ancient history and the relationship between humans and makeup. Makeup has been used for millennia to represent various things, as well as to decorate the skin/face. Egyptians, Greeks, Natives Americans, Renaissance Italians, etc men have used makeup.
And besides, Vex is pretty much the most fancy, fashionable, good looking guy in Lost Girl!
