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Secluded Haystack

Signora Paola your last draft almost killed me… Just imagine if Paul Amos read it and make an audio with all Jacob’s dialoges… *flushes immensely*

February 22, 2016
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NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

I swear I’m going to book the next flight to space if this happens, lack of life support be damned.

~ Signora Paola (who’d die even before she leaves Earth anyway)

Secluded Haystack

We can always have a second part or a sequel, right? *puppy eyes* cofcofletmedreamcofcof

February 22, 2016

With the right incentive I definitely will~

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

That Jacob phone sex one shot.. Jesus Christ. I’m wet. Cheers to whoever wrote that now I’m incredibly horny.

February 22, 2016
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Grazie di cuore! ♥️ But just between you and me, that drabble was actually meant to be longer and I had to cut it down because of the Haystack’s limits.

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!! I just finished reading The Phone Call confession on Secluded Haystack and I had to stop reading for a bit because it was getting me really hot and bothered! A huge kudos to the submitter of this beautiful confession. I really think that Jacob would be fantastic at phone sex with that sexy accent of his. Never tried it before, but I’d do it for him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 22, 2016

Awww, thank you so much for your kind words! Me right now

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Imagine what I went through writing that.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola (who died a few times, wondered wtf she was doing, thought about confessing to a real priest, then did a leap of sin faith while working on that drabble)

Secluded Haystack

Oh my goodness! That confession! I kept looking away from the screen the because oh my goodness that was so cheeky and I have never understood phone sex or sexting but oh geez I am just like fifty shades of embarrassed and amused just from imagining Jacob Frye of all people saying those things. (Translate: That was a surprisingly enjoyable confession. Well done.)

February 22, 2016
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I normally don’t write things like that so frankly, it was a bit of a challenge! Like I had to dig deep, really deep into my soul to find my, ehem, muse.

But I’m very happy to know that you liked it. o(≧∇≦o)

~ Signora Paola (who pretty much dove head first into hell while she was writing that confession)

Miscellaneous

Forgive me, for I feel like I sin every time I visit this blog. But it is oddly so much fun to come here and read the confessions and you ladies’ answers to the questions you get. I just want to say that you guys are saints (not sinners) for running this blog. Well done! :)

February 21, 2016

We would consider it a failure if nobody has the urge to sin every once in a while when visiting this bordello. 😉

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And thank you so much for your kind words! We wonder sometimes what good would it do to us to run this blog, but it is comments like yours and knowing that we made your day a little better that make everything so worthwhile. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

How is it that when I go through the ‘Ask the Admins’ tag, it gives me life and yet it still takes my breath away. You ladies have such… wild and active imaginations, and I love it!

February 21, 2016

Every time an Assassin (or a Templar) is summoned in someone’s sexual fantasies our power grows and only whets our insatiable appetite to be more sinful when we answer those asks

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I’m actually very proud to be a patron here, thank you admins for making this place a safe haven for us! 😊

February 21, 2016
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Always a pleasure, my friend! It is truly our greatest aspiration to keep this bordello safe and the place to go to when you need to relax and unwind from the stresses of daily life. ;D

Molto grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Dirty Polls

February 21, 2016

Well, that was quite a fight! 7 days and 453 votes later we now officially have The Lord of the AssasSINS: The Impetuous Jacob Frye!

As you can see in the poll results, the fight pretty much narrowed down between the British Scoundrel and the American Wolf, Connor. Signora Paola personally saw just how vicious the fight got – whenever one took over the top spot, the other managed to kick him off the post. She was actually wondering what to do if ever they’d end up in a tie and was making contingency plans. However, in the end, Jacob managed to edge out the very tough and determined Connor.

Thank you so much for participating in this exciting part of the dirty polls! We’ll have the next one coming soon. ♥️

Love,
~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore