
NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I swear I’m going to book the next flight to space if this happens, lack of life support be damned.
~ Signora Paola (who’d die even before she leaves Earth anyway)

NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I swear I’m going to book the next flight to space if this happens, lack of life support be damned.
~ Signora Paola (who’d die even before she leaves Earth anyway)
With the right incentive I definitely will~

~ Signora Paola

Grazie di cuore! ♥️ But just between you and me, that drabble was actually meant to be longer and I had to cut it down because of the Haystack’s limits.
~ Signora Paola
Awww, thank you so much for your kind words! Me right now

Imagine what I went through writing that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola (who died a few times, wondered wtf she was doing, thought about confessing to a real priest, then did a leap of sin faith while working on that drabble)

I normally don’t write things like that so frankly, it was a bit of a challenge! Like I had to dig deep, really deep into my soul to find my, ehem, muse.
But I’m very happy to know that you liked it. o(≧∇≦o)
~ Signora Paola (who pretty much dove head first into hell while she was writing that confession)
We would consider it a failure if nobody has the urge to sin every once in a while when visiting this bordello. 😉

And thank you so much for your kind words! We wonder sometimes what good would it do to us to run this blog, but it is comments like yours and knowing that we made your day a little better that make everything so worthwhile. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Every time an Assassin (or a Templar) is summoned in someone’s sexual fantasies our power grows and only whets our insatiable appetite to be more sinful when we answer those asks

~ Signora Paola

Always a pleasure, my friend! It is truly our greatest aspiration to keep this bordello safe and the place to go to when you need to relax and unwind from the stresses of daily life. ;D
Molto grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Well, that was quite a fight! 7 days and 453 votes later we now officially have The Lord of the AssasSINS: The Impetuous Jacob Frye!
As you can see in the poll results, the fight pretty much narrowed down between the British Scoundrel and the American Wolf, Connor. Signora Paola personally saw just how vicious the fight got – whenever one took over the top spot, the other managed to kick him off the post. She was actually wondering what to do if ever they’d end up in a tie and was making contingency plans. However, in the end, Jacob managed to edge out the very tough and determined Connor.
Thank you so much for participating in this exciting part of the dirty polls! We’ll have the next one coming soon. ♥️
Love,
~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore
