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What the hell is it about 40 year old Jacob that makes women’s panties drop?

September 3, 2016

He’s 20 years older, so with age comes more self-control, foresight, and, well, more wisdom really. Serious talk for a moment, I think you could see a glimpse of these in the DLC itself with the way he thought about sending a message to Evie and even telling Nellie, “Remember what I said” before he gave her money.

I mean, I think he’d still have his brash moments, but he definitely would’ve more self-control. And who doesn’t love a composed older gentleman who still has his cocky moments? It also helps a lot that he looks like this

Frankly, I’ve my own ideas as to what makes 40-year-old Jacob so irresistible and I explore more on it in my two-part drabble here (SHAMELESS PLUG). I’m sure our patrons have their own reasons why they love him, so I’ll leave the floor to them to discuss. ^_^

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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I don’t know whether you will post it or not, but I would like to say huge thank you for @echydna, @clehjett and Paola who inspire me with their confessions and prove to me that this blog can still surprise me with some good material that is so unique and arousing to be honest ;) Seeing your confessions are like Christmas to me :D You never repeat yourselves and this is awesome! Thank you! I love you <3 (P.S. Just noticed that there are some new music in the playlist of the blog, very cool! :) )

August 29, 2016

Grazie di cuore, my friend! I don’t know if I can speak for @echydna and @clehjett, but it can be a little challenging for me to write a confession that’s new and fresh. Especially if it’s about Jacob who has over 800 confessions now (any bets when he’d reach 1K?), oh my goodness. I also feel like it’s my responsibility to keep people inspired, so if it means sending in my own confessions and spending some time writing it, then I would happily do it. ♥

Again, thank you very much for your kind words! And yes, Signore Ezio added more wonderful music! Oh, and as a reminder to our patrons, if you wish to listen to the La Rosa in Fiore’s playlist in Spotify, here is the link! (We also have other playlists listed in Secluded Haystack (‘∀’●)♡)

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Hello! I’m not ready to reveal myself as anything but a semi-regular contributor of secrets, including the latest one with Jacob and “butter”. (By the way, great job with the confession. I was surprised that all the text could fit into it.) I noticed that some people were confused as to why it’s not butter. All I’ll say is that it’s not butter, but it does have a… buttery taste, and it sizzles, ready for anything. (It’s hot down here in hell. Think their AC system is broken or something.)

August 27, 2016

Sweet buttery goodness, anon, you really do not want me to forget about That Iconic Ad, do you?

Thank goodness it’s just butter, though. I don’t even want to think about Jacob narrating this ad for chocolate for example. Interestingly, that ad uses ASMR which is mostly relaxing, but sometimes… I’ll just say for the record that if Paul Amos does an ASMR video you would likely not hear from me for a month because I’ll be stuck in my room looking like this

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~ Signora Paola

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Signora Paola.. YOU! THAT CONFESSION ABOUT JACOB MASTURBATING! THAT PIC! YOU INCITE ME TO SIN! (Anyway I’d ride Jacob making him moan my name if I saw him in that state,of course)

August 27, 2016

That’s the idea, my dear anon. We do like to inspire sinning here at La Rosa in Fiore, for it is our lifeblood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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Assassin’s Creed Fanfictions

August 26, 2016

Assassin’s Creed Fanfictions

To our patrons who are unable to submit their drabbles on the Secluded Haystack because of our “Assassin and Templar only” rule, then we are pleased to announce that @assassins-tales would accept them! Not only that, but the blog also accepts Character x Reader requests! (As always, please remember to read the guidelines here to know what the blog allows. ♥)

So, please head on over to @assassins-tales to find more AC-related stories!

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Confessions

August 26, 2016

‘Yesterday was my birthday, 8/23 and last night I had a dream where Arno fucked me continuously while dirty talking in French then later on, I gave him a blowjob. I can never get enough of that French boy’s ass.’

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Belated happy birthday, amico mio! We hope it was a great one (and we hope you get more dirty Arno dreams in the future ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Miscellaneous

I’m almost certain that most (or even all) of Jacob’s Sinday confessions are made by Signora Paola, I don’t know why 😏😏😏

August 21, 2016
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If it’s not the wordiness and the absolute thirst that drips from every pore of those confessions, then I’ve no idea what else could tip you off, my dear anon 😈

~ Signora Paola

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This is not a confession. In about 2 weeks I am gonna be meeting the person that provided the voice to our Mentor Ezio Auditore. And I am not gonna lie I am super nervous/ excited. I also want to something nice for him too. What do? >~<

August 20, 2016

Maybe ask him if he knows about this blog and if he could read an Ezio confession here? (We feel that every AC voice actor has to undergo this rite of passage at some point) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  Of course, please only do so if you’re comfortable with it! Otherwise, please do tell Signore Roger Craig Smith that we are very much inspired by his work as Ezio. *coughs*

Perhaps our patrons have better suggestions? ;D

~ Signora Paola