‘Seeing screencaps of Arno with his hood off makes me feel so SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. I just want to kiss his perfect lips and strip off those fancy clothes and run my hands through his hair. Why just WHYYYY is he so beautiful??’
I hope you like this little gif I made, my dear confessor! ♥
~ Signora Paola
You’re very much welcome! Truthfully, there are times that we feel like it’s a rather… unrewarding task (especially since we have our own jobs to worry about). For instance, I just quite literally finished editing 20+ confessions in one go – which is not my record; I have yet to beat my 36 (or was it 40?) – so to say that I’m drained would just scratch the surface of it XD; Reading messages like yours in our inbox is always a welcome sight and invigorates us to keep going. ♥
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘It turns me on when I see that GIF of Jacob disengaging his hidden blade. Imagine something else getting… ahem… disengaged. 😈’
Confession [x]
‘I find Jacob so incredibly sexy in sequence 8 when he kidnaps a conductor and then tells him to get up some steam. Honestly Jacob in his hood can do it for me at any given moment.’
Confession [x]
I think you were referring to this GIF specifically?
Mi dispiace, I couldn’t recreate this (glitch?) on my game footage, so I hope the edit I did was enough ;^^
~ Signora Paola
‘My birthday is coming up, and an ideal birthday present for me would be a time machine that I can use to time hop to different time periods to meet some of my favorite Assassins and have them show me their unique lovemaking styles.’
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore we would like to greet you a happy birthday! ♥
Well, you know, even the ones who are “meh” over Connor have certainly noticed his… considerable assets so you need not feel guilty about it. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Oh, you need help…?
I’m sure he will be rather pleased to help you out, amore. Just be sure to bring him back to our bordello, alright?
~Claudia
Maybe you could concoct an ice cream name and an ad campaign that trumps this
Jacob’s Intense Magnum Drumstick has a nice ring to it, if a bit too long. Maybe Jacob’s Magnum Opus?
~ Signora Paola
Molto grazie for this sweet message ♥
We are glad to see you at ease and satisfied with the confession we post. Afterall those confessions also exist thanks to our followers, so lets give them a loud horray for them as well!
-Sister Teodora.
Well, this is awkward.