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Hey ladies (and gentleman), my girlfriend and I just broke up so I was wondering if you could maybe post a few cute/funny/smutty assassin pics? Thank you x

May 5, 2016

Sure thing

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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– Ezio Auditore

Let the Assassins strut their way to your room and tell you that the only Hot Stuff they’re looking for is you~

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Then let Connor prepare you a warm cup of coffee in the morning while he shows off his barista skills~

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(Video here)

And speaking of dancing…

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The Jacob Triplets is always ready to give their special dance number. Or if you’d rather have something less strenuous Jacob enjoins you to play a game of “Resist The Urge To Squish My Cheeks”~

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~ Signora Paola (I could honestly add more but my internet connection is having its own Throwback Thursday and is doing a marvellous impression of a dial-up modem right now, so I hope these would suffice, my friend ♥)

DACS Greatest Hits, Secluded Haystack

April 2, 2016

Well, someone is very happy to see that he’s dominating the Secluded Haystack at the moment, isn’t he. Jacob (x3) has even given us a rousing dance number just to show his appreciation. No food involved, unfortunately, but it’s all in the spirit of the Fiesta that’s going on right now ;D

From all of us here in La Rosa in Fiore we thank you very much for your support of the Haystack! Here’s to more dirty drabbles and hopefully more characters! Surely Signore Frye should share the limelight with someone else. And who knows – maybe he’ll dance with the others next time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

(Behold the video source and its official music video)

Confessions, Crossovers

March 27, 2016

‘If anyone wants to see and hear Jacob in bondage and getting whipped BDSM style, they should watch Vex from Lost Girl getting shackled and whipped as a “stupid boy” and him giggling away.’

Confession [x]

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SOMEONE ARREST ME I HAVE COMMITTED SO MANY PHOTOSHOP SINS

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits

Somebody place make a gif with the assassins heads attached to the dancers in Yatta!

March 20, 2016
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~ Signora Paola (who is now reminded of her nearly forgotten plans to do Assassin gifs of this video)

P.S. If you don’t hear from me within the next 12 hours, then assume that the Assassins have made me a target and have likely abducted me to pay for my many Photoshop crimes. Pray for me, my dear friends. (꒪ȏ꒪;)

Miscellaneous

First off, Signora Paola, your Phone Sex with Jacob fic on the Secluded Haystack– HOT DAYUM. I’m all buzzed now. Secondly, your gif about Jacob’s response to Arno’s ass (the strutting bird) was too funny. I nearly choked on my food. Totally worth it though. Who doesn’t want a piece of that ass?! (You’re going to have to start sharing sister Teodora ;))

March 16, 2016

Awww, thank you so much, my friend! ♥️ Frankly, I never wrote anything about phone sex before and I didn’t think I could write something about it. I suppose you could say that Jacob brought out the, uhh, best in me. ;D

And Jacob is totally on board with Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week~

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~ Signora Paola (someone please arrest her for Photoshop abuse)

Oh my god I feel you, Jacob.

-Sister Teodora, who praises Signora Paola to the heavens for those gifs.

Miscellaneous

If 1880 Jacob Frye is married in Jack the reaper DLC , he’s wife is probably the happiest woman in the world , i mean who wouldn’t with a sexy beast like him

March 2, 2016

Who wouldn’t, indeed?

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He is very dapper and handsome, isn’t he.

~ Signora Paola (who made that gif for all the 40-year-old Jacob… connoisseurs of this blog)

Miscellaneous

I’m about 4 pages in through your ‘porn star status’ tag, and I love how most of the confessions are about Connor. He really is one fine, fine man.

January 3, 2016

Oh, indeed. Imagine how the blog was back in 2013. I hadn’t joined the moderators then, but the blog was pretty much

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Nowadays, I’m a little sad to see some slowdown on the Connor confessions, but it is expected since it’s been more than 3 years since the game’s release. I think Connor is still the reigning king of dirty confessions, but Jacob just might snatch his crown if the confessions keep up ;D I’d prefer that they just share it though, especially if they would all sit on their thrones like this

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Ehem.

~ Signora Paola