Well, Jacob’s hair (both on top of his head and on his body) is glorious to look at pretty sure the one in between his legs is lovely to look at too but personally, the way he moves and how all his muscles are on display are the reasons why I constantly go back to fight clubs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Such poetry in motion hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
@edward–kenbae grazie mille for your wonderful message! ♥
We would also like to take this opportunity to greet each and every one of you a very Happy New Year! 2016 was a wild ride for us, for good and ill. We learned many things and we can only hope that our experiences together would make more for a better 2017. After all, 2017 also heralds in the Year of the Cock–err, Rooster, and La Rosa in Fiore welcomes all displays of… cocksmanship. 😏
On a more serious note, from the bottom of our hearts, we are very humbled and thankful for your unerring support. We couldn’t have gotten this far without you. A bit trite, but it is the truth. The bordello has experienced many ups and downs, many changes, several close brushes to being closed for good… but that will be a tale for another day (wait for our anniversary post ;D).
Now we welcome 2017 with positivity and hope that it will treat us all right. Here’s to a fruitful year full of love and sinning! 🎉🎉🎉
Love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
P.S. Please take the time to read our Top 20 posts of 2016 list if you haven’t yet!
Well, you aren’t wrong. (Now imagine Jacob saying that)
Well…
Something like that, perhaps?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
~ Signora Paola
Arno’s expression really does say a thousand words. I mean…
If that isn’t his Lenny Face™ it’s very close to it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh
As you can see you have all of his attention, too
(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)
~ Signora Paola
‘I bet that Edward says when he comes on land he be like, “Swiggity Swoogity, I’m comin’ for da booty!”’
Oh, he definitely would. Look at That Swagger™ ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧
~ Signora Paola
He does look very fetching in those rolled-up sleeves, doesn’t he especially when he’s all mad and rage-y
Grazie for your kind words! ♥
~ Signora Paola
LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL, YOU SAY? EVERYBODY, LET’S SING YATTA
But if you would rather have them do a song and dance number
CALL 1-800-ASSASSINO AND YOU MIGHT JUST GET AN EZIO SPECIAL
(Don’t forget to reblog the sauce)
And speaking of sexy Assassins, who else thinks that the only ‘partying’ they’ll be doing is dancing in towels?
who the fuck asked for charles lee
Just remember to bring an umbrella just in case you get wet from that towel dancing
LET’S PARTY HARD Y’ALL
And congratulations to finishing high school! May the Assassins (and Templars) guide you into this new chapter of your life.
(Seriously, follow @brotherhoot if you haven’t already. MAY HER GIFS GUIDE YOU TO COLLEGE)
~ ♥ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
‘Jacob Frye? More like my ovaries goodbye!’
