“I can’t help thinking how romantic it would be to have sex with Edward on some peaceful beach. The heat of the sun and the scent of the ocean to go with the pleasure… I so wish this daydream could come true.”
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‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’
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Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘I bet that Edward says when he comes on land he be like, “Swiggity Swoogity, I’m comin’ for da booty!”’
Oh, he definitely would. Look at That Swagger™ ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧
~ Signora Paola
‘I want to have underwater sex with Edward Kenway.’
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Confession [x]
‘Whilst masturbating and fantasising about being fucked by Edward, I said Jacob’s name when I came. Oops. (I feel sure if that really happened, Edward would find a way to punish his bad girl).’
“I swear I’d attend a Sex Ed class everyday if it was taught by revelations!Ezio and his TA, agedup!Edward. I’d pretend not to know shit so I’d gain Edward’s undivided attention. Then I’d act out so Ezio could give me a detention. 😉 Then, and only then will I be a good girl for him.”
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“I would give my everything if I could have a threesome with Edward and Balthier from FF XII! Pirate and sky pirate. I just can’t stop thinking about how Edward would eat me out while Balthier is using his silver tongue in my ear (and maybe somewhere else as well) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: artsymistress
‘I don’t know why I like Edward’s butt so much. It’s a really nice butt. I’d have sex with him in missionary just to have my hands on his butt cheeks.’
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