Awww, thank you so much, my friend! ♥️ Frankly, I never wrote anything about phone sex before and I didn’t think I could write something about it. I suppose you could say that Jacob brought out the, uhh, best in me. ;D
And Jacob is totally on board with Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week~
~ Signora Paola (someone please arrest her for Photoshop abuse)
Oh my god I feel you, Jacob.
-Sister Teodora, who praises Signora Paola to the heavens for those gifs.
Uhhh… I’m not sure if I should be happy or be afraid of this comment.
~ Signora Paola (who has just woken up literally minutes before getting this comment)
Whenever you wonderful people talk about Mr. Amos having a secret Tumblr I always envision him doing the Gendo Pose while sitting behind his computer
~ Signora Paola
What if he sings this song to you though
But instead of “It’s my dick in a box” he croons, “It’s the year of my cock.”
~ Signora Paola (who is now in complete hysterics imagining Jacob singing that song please excuse her while she tries not to hyperventilate)
That’s right. And this is your father, kids.
Y’all best behave yourselves while your Mommy and Daddy are around.
~ Signora Mommy Paola
Let us all be thankful to the beautiful creation that is Jacob Frye in the name of the Father
the Son(s)
and the (un)Holy Spirit
….Can I get an Amen?
~ Signora Paola (who is on sugar and caffeine high right now)
NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I swear I’m going to book the next flight to space if this happens, lack of life support be damned.
~ Signora Paola (who’d die even before she leaves Earth anyway)
Well… maybe your brain needs a slight push towards the right direction
Who wouldn’t want to have a telephone conversation with Master Kenway? That smooth, velvety voice asking you how your day went, making deep hums of approval as he listens to you, and letting out a low-pitched chuckle every time you make a joke.
It’s all innocent and friendly to be sure. But whenever your phone rings and you hear that deep British voice greeting you, “Hello. It’s me,” on the other end, sometimes… sometimes your mind wanders.
~ Signora Paola
I see it (Poor Connor)
And after watching the trailer I now want Grandpa and Grandson Kenway to join in a flexing contest ;D
~ Signora Paola
My dear anon, you make it sound like Mr. Amos is sitting behind his computer plotting our ruination
~ Signora Paola (who needs to have her Photoshop taken away from her)