‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’
Watch the video [x]
Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
To the anon who said that we need Jesus… I guess we should pay Father Jacob a visit hmm? ;)
June 11, 2016Do prepare your proper confessional outfit before you embark on this quest, please
*clears throat* Please form an orderly queue outside the confessional booth. Father Jacob will hear your sins shortly.
~ Paola, your Mother Superior
Miscellaneous
Can I just mention how much I love this blog and you ladies? Also I’m thinking modern AU where Claudia and Ezio are having their sibling rivalries (like them competing who gets most of ladies or men into bed), Fiora is daydreaming about Shay, sister Teodora has her own time machine which she uses to look over Arno and signora Paola is cackling manically front of her Photoshop. All these ideas are forming in my head thanks to this blog :D *hugs you all*
May 30, 2016Yes, indeed, that is what happens here at the bordello.
Claudia and Ezio’s squabbles don’t really go anywhere
Fiora’s in Shay heaven
Teodora’s trying to make Arno notice her
Paola’s busy doing… things and likely floating in space at this very moment
As newcomer Rosa drops by and prepares herself for Haytham
As you can see, we are all very qualified to manage this bordello
Molte grazie for your very kind words! We are always delighted to hear from you! Keep sinning, you beautiful sinner you! (‘∀’●)♡
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
Miscellaneous
There should be a ‘dammit Paola’ tag, for all your ovary busting and funny bone tickling needs.
May 15, 2016
You know, I just might add that and likely cause a headache for our Tag Mistress Claudia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Just saying that all the Jacob confess make me wet all over, oh my god that man, Thank You to the maker of ACS for making this sexy god of a man, and thank you to this site for all your sexiness, Please never stop doing what you are doing,…
May 14, 2016Let us all be thankful to the beautiful creation that is Jacob Frye in the name of the Father
the Son(s)
and the (un)Holy Spirit
….Can I get an Amen?
~ Signora Paola (who is on sugar and caffeine high right now)
Reblogging this because of @swiggle-muffin’s message to us
Indeed.
*clears throat* Now let us say grace and thank the Father, the Son, and the Unholy Spirit before we partake in this meal
~ Signora Paola
Father Jacob blesses you and is ready to hear all your confessions. He’s even offering you wicked beautiful souls free baptisms.
~ Signora Paola, your mother superior
Well, someone is very happy to see that he’s dominating the Secluded Haystack at the moment, isn’t he. Jacob (x3) has even given us a rousing dance number just to show his appreciation. No food involved, unfortunately, but it’s all in the spirit of the Fiesta that’s going on right now ;D
From all of us here in La Rosa in Fiore we thank you very much for your support of the Haystack! Here’s to more dirty drabbles and hopefully more characters! Surely Signore Frye should share the limelight with someone else. And who knows – maybe he’ll dance with the others next time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
(Behold the video source and its official music video)
‘If anyone wants to see and hear Jacob in bondage and getting whipped BDSM style, they should watch Vex from Lost Girl getting shackled and whipped as a “stupid boy” and him giggling away.’
Confession [x]
SOMEONE ARREST ME I HAVE COMMITTED SO MANY PHOTOSHOP SINS
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
My friend told me that Arno has a better ass than Jacob. However, I’m stuck with Jacob, and she said me that the only ass Jacob has, is the “ass”assin.. and he’s not even a good one, but Jacob hasn’t got a nice ass at all ;(
March 26, 2016Excuse me, tell your friend I beg to differ
I’m not saying Jacob’s butt is better than Arno’s, but that is a lovely butt.
All of the assassins are gifted with lovely butts. Double that ass and that makes us sin. That is the Real Creed™. *nods sagely*
~ Signora Paola
DACS Greatest Hits
Somebody place make a gif with the assassins heads attached to the dancers in Yatta!
March 20, 2016
~ Signora Paola (who is now reminded of her nearly forgotten plans to do Assassin gifs of this video)
P.S. If you don’t hear from me within the next 12 hours, then assume that the Assassins have made me a target and have likely abducted me to pay for my many Photoshop crimes. Pray for me, my dear friends. (꒪ȏ꒪;)