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Used to be I sent in two confessions a day. Now I can’t even get my lady boner up anymore. It’s been a rough year 😭

August 27, 2017

I’m so sorry you’re going through such a tough time, my friend. It happens to the best of us *hugs* Perhaps you’ll find your inspiration in the most unexpected of times.

Love,
~ Signora Paola

P.S. This reminds me – I should get back to inspiring all of you with the Sinful Gif Day posts. It’s just been incredibly difficult to look for those gifs recently and it’s further impeded by my lousy internet connection. I feel like I’m living in the days of 28K dial-up connection. 😒

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Is fisting safe? I saw a vid of this guys like thick ass knuckles disappearing into this girls behind and by the time he came back out, I’m not even sure if it was her butt or vagina that got fisted. It gaped at me

January 13, 2017

Yes, there are some serious risks, but as long as there are safety precautions (and a lot of lube) then it should be fine. I’m no expert in this matter since I’ve no experience (and certainly have no intention to experience it lol), so my knowledge is limited to reading various articles on the internet. I found this interesting one if you’re inclined to know what it feels like for a recipient. 🙂

~ Signora Paola

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I swear it feels like weeks since my last confession. I was worried cos sometimes if I put it in ask box it disappears, so I been putting it in fan mail instead. Is that wrong? Did I lose everything?

December 8, 2016

The queue has two of yours currently (one involving a crossover, the other about Jacob); the last one you submitted (about Connor) is still a WIP. That’s what we have right now currently, so if you sent more than that, we didn’t get it. Fan Mail is fine, especially if it’s a long one. It’s supposed to be received without any hiccups, but this is Tumblr, so we’ll never know. :

Also, something to note: If it’s a Jacob confession it may take longer to show up because we try to balance these confessions out by alternating them so we don’t get the “Too much Jacob1!11!!” complaints like we did with Connor before.

I’m publishing this to also let people know how we organise our confession queue. I hope you don’t mind!

~ Signora Paola

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August 20, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What kind of dirty things they would say during sex ask meme! ♥

Interestingly enough (and we just remembered this!), Paola has answered a somewhat similar dirty ask before: How does each Assassin give dirty talk? So, our replies here are based from that post (please do read it if you haven’t already!)

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His reticence could be an obstacle; he would prefer to make sounds rather than actually say words, mainly because his mind could get too overloaded with pleasure that he couldn’t really say anything… in English anyway. When he does say something, it would be in his native language. The dirtier the words are (which would be about how good you feel around him), the more he’d use Mohawk. And if you ask him what it means later, he’d be too embarrassed and shy to tell you what it is. Why? Because Connor, the sweet gentleman he is, would think that what he said during the heat of the moment was too disrespectful for you. You’d have to reassure him that he would never upset you, no matter how dirty his words got. ;D

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Well, Paola has very specific ideas what he would say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But while we think he’d be very good in describing what he’s feeling, he’d focus more on describing how you look like. He knows exactly how his words and voice affect you, so he wants you completely flustered and under his control. What better way to do it than to do a running commentary on how you’re reacting to his lovemaking? Of course, he has his own limits; you’d know that he’s really close when he is reduced to grunting and groaning. Which is why it’s usually better for him to do the dirty talk when he’s fingering you. Not only could he keep his focus and make you crazy with his words, but he could keep a very close eye on you and describe in vivid detail how you look like trembling underneath him.

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He’s less about describing what he feels or how you look like and more about giving you orders, urging you to kiss and touch him, and being very vocal when you do it just right. 😉 And he would want you to join him in the dirty talk by asking you how it feels, how much you’re enjoying it. And if you’re feeling a little shy to do it, then Altaïr would keep encouraging you, shifting his dirty talk from giving you orders to saying (in an increasingly indecent manner) how you good you feel around him, how you’re driving him crazy the way you sound like moaning his name. And when he tells you that your voice drives him crazy with lust, can you really deny him the pleasure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Of course his vocabulary would be peppered with modern day dirty talk (and he might even use a couple of corny ones, but you’d still love him for it anyway~). And since he fortunately lives in an era where sexting is a thing, you should definitely expect him to start doing the dirty talk in his messages to you. Like Altaïr he likes to add a bit of a dominant streak to his dirty talk, so expect him to instruct you specifically how to, say, suck his cock. 8D And if he’s really feeling it, we think that of all the characters here he would potentially say the kinkiest things. Maybe he’d say something so kinky in the heat of the moment that it could bring you out of the moment, but he would be willing to talk it over to you after. Maybe you’d find a secret kink of his this way. 😉

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Like Connor, we think he would prefer to make sounds rather than words, but if you tell him that it turns you on so much to hear him do dirty talk, he would do his very best to give you what you want. He would be a little unsure about it first; maybe he would just say something sweet like, “You’re so beautiful like this.” But as his confidence grows, he would get more… graphic. The more graphic it is, the more he reverts to his native language. Like think of the dirtiest things one could say in French and Arno would’ve said them at some point. Good for you if you understand him; unlucky if you don’t, because we think he’d be all smug and secretive about the meaning. You’d have to learn French to understand it. ;D

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July 31, 2016

Mmmm yes yes these are all correct yes I am loving all of these reactions

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Thank you to all who answered the ‘Whats my reputation’ ask meme!

– From all of us at Rosa in Fiore

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Kinky Arno 😘

July 25, 2016

We are not taking any more requests for reaction gifs!

(For the character + reaction gif meme! Thank you so much! ♥)

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~ Signora Paola


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– Ezio Auditore


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~Claudia


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-Sister Teodora

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April 13, 2016

Anonymous #1: You are very much welcome! As long as we have your support and your sins that constantly nourish us and this bordello then we shan’t be going anywhere else soon. 😉

@clehjett​ We are so happy to hear that, amico mio! It feels like you’ve levelled up from Novice to Master Assassin status, doesn’t it? 8D I think it’s safe to say that all of us had our own “humble” beginnings. Yes, even us mods! I can still remember the time when I felt so nervous submitting my first confession and I had it all written in the ask box, but it took me some time before I hit that ‘Ask’ button. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anonymous #2: Grazie mille! Assassin’s Creed definitely has one of the most beautiful video game soundtracks out there (and Signore Ezio added a few more from Da Vinci Code because they’re very reminiscent of AC). 😀

Anonymous #3: Thank you very much! We can’t wait for your confession, my friend! ♥️

Speaking of confessions, we find that our queue is thinning out a little so I have dialled down the posting schedule from 8 times to 6 times a day. If you want the bordello to post more often, then please do send us more confessions!

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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March 24, 2016

@blackheartsweater​ and @clehjett​ we are very happy and so honoured that this blog has helped you go through difficult periods of your life. Although the solace we offer may never replace having someone to talk to (either a trusted confidant or a counsellor), we will always welcome anyone who wishes to lose themselves in this world if it helps them recover and ultimately feel better about themselves. ♥️

And @clehjett​ I can sympathise. I personally underwent a very dark period in my life back in 2009-2010. It’s a long time ago, but there are still a few times that I find myself regressing back to those days. Always remember that you are never alone and that we are here if you need someone to talk to, okay? (´∀`)♡

Love,
~ Signora Paola


I can’t stress enough how happy it makes me to hear that both of you come here to feel better or to escape your problems, it really inspires us to continue making this blog safe and comfortable for all of you in the best way we can. As always both of you, or anyone who needs it, can contact me if you need to talk or vent. And, also, look for counseling, my dears, as much as we can try to help, nothing beats a good tal with a counselor, alright? I wish both of you the happiest days and that you continue with us! Be strong!

Much love,
~Claudia

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March 15, 2016
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So, is this week officially Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week?

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March 15, 2016

(To anyone who hasn’t read our latest round of ‘ask the admins’ here you go~)

@clehjett *whispers* I may have been a little bit inspired by him *twiddles thumbs*

@motherofmajesticflapflaps and Anonymous you are very much welcome! We will be delighted if our little headcanons would inspire you in your writing (or even in real life 8D)

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola