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First off, Signora Paola, your Phone Sex with Jacob fic on the Secluded Haystack– HOT DAYUM. I’m all buzzed now. Secondly, your gif about Jacob’s response to Arno’s ass (the strutting bird) was too funny. I nearly choked on my food. Totally worth it though. Who doesn’t want a piece of that ass?! (You’re going to have to start sharing sister Teodora ;))

March 16, 2016

Awww, thank you so much, my friend! ♥️ Frankly, I never wrote anything about phone sex before and I didn’t think I could write something about it. I suppose you could say that Jacob brought out the, uhh, best in me. ;D

And Jacob is totally on board with Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week~

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~ Signora Paola (someone please arrest her for Photoshop abuse)

Oh my god I feel you, Jacob.

-Sister Teodora, who praises Signora Paola to the heavens for those gifs.

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I have to say, I absolutely look forward to all the new confessions posted about the lovely assassins. It’s my favorite part of the day. :) I’m also happy to announce that this page is currently receiving 42% of my love (the next closest is 14% :)). But I recently went on a Supernatural binge and was worried that all my faving might have bumped Dirty Assassin Creed Secrets from my top slot. Thankfully it’s still number one! :D

February 6, 2016
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Molto grazie, my friend! Quite frankly, the Rosa in Fiore has never felt so much love and appreciation in its three year tenure as the most sinful Assassin’s Creed blog on Tumblr (or even the entire internet ;D)! We couldn’t have gotten so far without your support and your enthusiasm. <3

~ Signora Paola

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Damn Signora Paola! Your photoshopped image of Jacob/Edward was delightful! (Yes, I am a fan of Twilight) It took my breath away to see such an image. I had to close my jaw and swallow my drool lest I make a mess. ;) Please don’t ban yourself from Photoshop! What would the fans of this blog do without them?! (probably cry in a corner) Thank you for the wonderful image!

January 31, 2016

Thank you very much! Your words are too kind, my friend! So kind that I was inspired to make another

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~ Signora Paola (who’s not really a fan of the movies herself, but would watch it if it stars Jacob *coughs*)

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First off, I just wanted to say, a good number of these confessions make my ovaries go boom. I read them and go ‘Thank goodness these characters are not actually real or I would have serious competition. And I might actually die were they physical.’

January 16, 2016

I’m glad you are enjoying yourself, mio caro. I agree that if these men, and women, were real all of us would have a serious problem restraining ourselves! But, that’s why we work hard keeping this place up and running, so you can share your burdens with us.

~Claudia