‘I found out it’s canon that Jacob is bisexual. I can’t help but imagine him, myself and Edward (he’s likely been there before 😉 ) making a sandwich.. they can fill in any of my holes. O/////O’
“I literally moaned when I first saw Mary/James cut her finger and use her blood as lipstick. It is the single hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life”.
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“I only do the diving missions and harpooning to see Edward shirtless. He looks so fucking hot and it turns me on so much. His muscular body and his intricate tattoos, ugh”.
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“Being overly sassy towards Edward one day and he makes you stand on the deck of the Jackdaw naked when they go to a crowded pirate infested port and later that night you have rough sex”.
Confessed by: huntingal5568
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“I’m laughing and kinda horny because of this… But I had a dream that Edward Kenway was pursuing me. Okay so.. I told him if he could get me a boat load of Oreo cheesecakes I’d be his. Low and behold, not even a minute later he shows up with a brig, flashing me a sinister grin while approaching me like a predator. I can’t remember my reaction, but I do know I ended up pinned against the wall with him rutting his erection into my hips,his hot kisses on my jaw as he whispered ‘You promised, lass’.”
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I wouldn’t mind tracing my tongue across every tattoo and scar on Edward’s body…
“I’m athletic enough that I can last pretty long (more or less, let’s be honest) in a test of endurance… but a night with Ezio, Edward, or Jacob would tire me out to the point of exhaustion. Or, gods forbid, all three”.
Confessed by: ellestrix
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