“Every time I see the gif of the old spice man doing that nod and smile I think of Adéwalé and how he would be better at, um, pleasing anyone than Eddy would be. And his voice jaysus…”
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“I am riding on a horse and Edward is watching me from a tree. He sees how my breast bounces gracefully, and how my hair blows back. He tails me to the beach, where I’m standing and enjoying the view. He stands beside me and gives me a lustful look and I see how hansom he looks. We both go to the Jackdaw and into his quarters. While I am sucking him off, he pulls my hair so I can meet his face and he shouts “Ride me like that fucking horse!” And I ride him so hard we both cum at the same time”.
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“Edward looks like a guy I had a fling with. It turns me on even more now that I realized it”.
“I want to slowly strip in front of Edward to the song ‘Season of the Witch’ by Donovan. Then I’d push him onto a chair and give him a lap dance, tease him until he cant resist me any longer. Then we’d fuck in the anvil position with his strong arms and body weight holding me down and I scream for more. He’d pull out and cum on my stomach then reinsert himself and continue until I’ve came so much I can’t walk”.
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I wanna get DP’d by the Kenway grandpa and grandson.
‘Edward is a GILF.’
‘I knew James Kidd’s secret before I started to play Black Flag but still the first time Mary Read appeared I was shocked because gay hit me so hard in the face I almost fell off my chair. So basically now I’m super gay for Mary and have vaguely sexual thoughts about her.’
‘The song criminal by Britney Spears always makes me think of Edward, I imagine he’d fuck me doggy style to the song.’
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“I’m not that type of person that likes thinking or giving blow jobs… But thinking about giving one to Edward gets me so wet.”
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