‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’
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Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘I bet that Edward says when he comes on land he be like, “Swiggity Swoogity, I’m comin’ for da booty!”’
Oh, he definitely would. Look at That Swagger™ ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧
~ Signora Paola
‘I want to have underwater sex with Edward Kenway.’
“I want to fuck Shaun in a library. The smell of old books, the risk of being caught, and Shaun whispering dirty things into my ear… it would be almost impossible to keep quiet. We’d definitely never look at a library the same way again.”
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‘Mary Read does something weird to me; I’m as straight as they come but whenever I see her smug, mysterious smirk and hear her lovely, mocking voice, I just want her to show me how women make love. I’d lose my lesbian-virginity to her in a second.’
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‘After Edward and Adewale plunder a plantation, I’d sneak into the bushes to let Ade plunder my hidden treasures.’
Read more at Secluded Haystack (Javascript-enabled; the page will prompt you few questions important to the story)
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‘I want to ride Julien du Casse wearing nothing but his hat, strands of Mayan gold and bangles, so they can jingle as I bounce on his cock.’
‘Whilst masturbating and fantasising about being fucked by Edward, I said Jacob’s name when I came. Oops. (I feel sure if that really happened, Edward would find a way to punish his bad girl).’
“I swear I’d attend a Sex Ed class everyday if it was taught by revelations!Ezio and his TA, agedup!Edward. I’d pretend not to know shit so I’d gain Edward’s undivided attention. Then I’d act out so Ezio could give me a detention. 😉 Then, and only then will I be a good girl for him.”
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