‘Pantasilea makes me so stiff and horny, I really want to fuck her.’
‘I’d love to tie up Lucrezia Borgia, then cum all over her pretty face and watch it dribble onto her tits.’
‘I’m surprised there’s no confessions on Malfatto. I just know is that I’d love to play doctor with him.’
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‘I fantasize about taking Ezio’s virginity before (ACII) and then being with him years later (/Brotherhood/Revelations), just to see how much he has improved. It would be the best sex, I know it.’
‘I so wish I was one of the courtesans in the Rosa in Fiore. Then, whenever Ezio came to Rome, I’d ride that Italian Stallion until I couldn’t feel my legs.’
‘I love to imagine Ezio and Leonardo doing the Do to lil’ Salai ♡’
‘After playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, I had a new appreciation for Ezio’s voice. Something about the way he yells “Andiamo!” At the horses sometimes when he’s riding makes me melt into a puddle of lady goo… Is that bad? All I can imagine after he yells like that is what it must be like for him to get aggressive in the bedroom then BOOM. Lady wood from hell! X3’
(Confession by savellachan)
’I’m really fond Claudia, she naturally beautiful and just so sassy and well she reminds me a lot of my girlfriend when it comes to appearance, my girlfriend is rather shy and timid, but they both are amazing women and I would be honored if I could be their maid, yes I’m a girl, I’ll even wear whatever they wanted and I’ll even be submissive for once…but only for them.’
‘I had this weird dream where I woke up to someone sitting on my face naked and a tingling on my dick. When the person got off for a moment, I saw Fiora Cavazza and Mirela Djuric. We had sex after that, of course. It was so amazing.’
‘Altair, Ezio and Connor are so hot I wish to be fucked by all three but one at a time so I can have my own ‘personal’ time with them’