“I’d fuck Juno in a heartbeat. Something tells me she’d be the dominant one.”
Art Credit: [X]
‘I would love to sit in Ezio’s lap and gently suck his nipples.’
‘Brotherhood Ezio is my favourite. Oh, the things I’d do to that Italian sex panther.’
Screencap Source (x)
“I think Claudia is a fascinating character. And sexually I think she started timid, but like a true Auditore, she embraced her sexuality like Ezio and took what she wanted. Would love to see more of her with and without her wristblade.”
Art Credit: [x]
“I definitely think Lucrezia deserves a bit more love, and I’m not referring to carnal lust or common sex without any attachment and emotions or simple one-night stands which ultimately lead to nothing. I’m referring to true, honest love, since I was always under the impression that she never had too much luck with men and healthy, long relationships in general and it always made me sad despite all the things she’s done. I wish I could give her a reassuring hug. She could be my Queen any day.”
“So apparently, according to game canon, Cesare sent his father a letter concerning the wedding night with his French wife where he describes how he had “done the deed eight times”. After I discovered this bit of juicy information, I simply couldn’t help but feeling slightly jealous of his bride and secretly wanting to be in her place and to find myself being ravaged multiple times in a row until I couldn’t feel my own legs from the sheer exhaustion any longer.”
‘I think I had a weird crush on Cesare Borgia for quite a while, and ended up developing a rather peculiar taste for overly-ambitious, power-hungry and ruthless villains in the process all thanks to mainly him, so now, I always end up falling for the bad guys instead of the heroes almost against my own will and better judgement. Damn you, you good-looking, arrogant, lovable little bastard!’
“I’d love to visit the British museum with Shaun Hastings, just to watch him getting excited about every little thing he sees, to the point where he can’t take it anymore and thanks me for the day out by fucking me in a secluded spot at the museum.”
[x]
